Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:45 pm

Well. Cheesehead for a day.

Mulligan to the Ain'ts, please.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:54 pm

gnome wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:45 pm
Well. Cheesehead for a day.

Mulligan to the Ain'ts, please.
If it makes you feel any better, I commend you for your bravery.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:22 am

What?

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:31 am

He was a brave man to select the Rams. Unfortunately, his bravery was not rewarded.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:34 am

Came down to the wire too. The game was basically decided in the last two minutes.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:38 am

They had a chance until that last kickoff. Stupid to take it out of the end zone.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:22 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:20 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:22 am

:jaded:
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:28 am

Perhaps someone prefers the Loser New York Perspective:
LOS ANGELES — Derek Jeter was fond of setting up an approaching Yankees postseason this way: “The best team doesn’t always win; the team that is playing the best does.”

Well, the Red Sox were the best major league team in the regular season, and it was easy to see they were the class of the postseason field after they turned back the Dodgers 5-1 Sunday night at Dodger Stadium with 54,367 customers watching, taking the World Series 4-1.
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何?

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:03 pm

izittrue wrote:
Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:36 pm
Sox in 5
I can’t pick the nfl but it appears I can pick a WS winner and games! I think that should get me some bonus points.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:11 pm

gnome wrote:
Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:34 am
Came down to the wire too. The game was basically decided in the last two minutes.
The outcome was never in doubt.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:48 pm

Too bad nobody has the Browns for the In the Rain bonus.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:43 am

Did they finally fire Hue Jackson?

Probably should have fired him last season but better late than never I suppose.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:41 pm

shemp wrote:
Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:48 pm
Too bad nobody has the Browns for the In the Rain bonus.
Another player considered it. I may have talked him out of it figuring even Cleveland is not so stupid to fire him in the mid-season. What are they going to do? Attract a replacement? I know, there is a "guy in the wings" who is part of the Tradition of the Factory of Sadness.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:50 pm

:Waaaah: Week Eighth Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver Cravens :D
Anaxagoras* Fish :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence ViQueens :D
Pyrrho Cravens :D
gnome Faints :Waaaah:
Enchantress Lambs :Waaaah:
izittrue* Faints :Waaaah:
Radrick ViQueens :D
Wildcat Fudge Packers :D
Grammatron Fudge Packers :D
shemp* Cravens :D
*NFL Schedule

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:51 pm

:bricks: Current Week Nine Standings:

36.5 Radrick Hou (5), Car (4), Den (3), Mia (4), Was (4), KC (7), Cin (5), Min (4.5)

33 shemp ATL (3), Car (4), Den (3), Mia (4), Jax (3), KC (7), Cin (5), Bal (4)
31 Evolver Hou (5), Den (3), Mia (4), Jax (3), KC (7), Cin (5), Bal (4)

25 Wildcat ATL (3), Sea (3), Den (3), Min (4.5), Jax (3), Cin (5), GB (3.5)
22 gnome ATL (3), Cin (5), Mia (4), Jax (3), KC (7)

25.5 Anaxagoras Car (4), SF (1), Min (4.5), Ind (2), KC (7), Cin (5), Mia (4)
25.5 Doctor X Oak (1), Den (3), Jax (3), MP (2), KC (7), Cin (5), Min (4.5)

20 Pyrrho Hou (5), Mia (4), KC (7), Bal (4)
14 Enchantress ATL (3), Den (3), Sea (3), Cin (5)
13 izittrue Dal (3), Den (3), KC (7)

14.5 Grammatron Oak (1), LAC (5), Cin (5), GB (3.5)


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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:37 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:41 pm
shemp wrote:
Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:48 pm
Too bad nobody has the Browns for the In the Rain bonus.
Another player considered it. I may have talked him out of it figuring even Cleveland is not so stupid to fire him in the mid-season. What are they going to do? Attract a replacement? I know, there is a "guy in the wings" who is part of the Tradition of the Factory of Sadness.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:18 pm

Lambs again, dammit!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:04 pm

Aints to lose