Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:37 am

Browns to go 0-15-1.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:57 am

Has anyone ever gotten a shempICan'tWinforLosingBonus point? If anyone had picked the Fudgepackers they'd have gotten one.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:28 am

Actually, no, and, no, no one picked the Fudgepackers.

Quite the choke.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:51 am

Coordinators who leave New England can't seem to coach. How odd.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:36 am

It was a close game until . . . it was not!

As for the Other Coordinator, he had to major back-track not taking a time out to allow a review.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:36 am

shemp wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:37 am
Browns to go 0-15-1.
Already an improvement on last season! :mrgreen:

Apparently Cleveland was the victim of a bad call:

NFL: Crucial flag in first half of Steelers-Browns tie was incorrect
Cleveland Browns defensive end Myles Garrett shouldn't have been called for roughing the passer in the second quarter of the Browns' 21-21 tie Sunday with the Pittsburgh Steelers, the NFL's senior vice president for officiating said Monday.

Garrett wrapped up Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for a third-down incompletion and was called for a personal foul. On the next play, Steelers running back James Conner ran in for a touchdown and a 6-0 Steelers lead.

Al Riveron, the NFL's senior vice president of officiating, told NFL.com that the official erred in calling the penalty on Garrett. The defensive end was flagged for a violation of the rule that prohibits a player from landing on the quarterback with most or all of his body weight.

"The rule specifically says 'most, if not all, of your body weight,'" Riveron said Monday. "So we want that player to make an effort. And the last three or four weeks, we have pulled extensive video to show the clubs exactly what we're talking about. ... Because the question we get all the time is, 'Well, what do you want our players to do?'
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:31 am

:Waaaah: Current Week One Pickies:
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Evolver the Exceptional Steers 'n Queers :D
Anaxagoras* Suckaneers :Waaaah:
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gnome* Failcons :D
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izittrue* Dullass :D
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Grammatron* Faiders :D
shemp* Failcons :D
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:47 am

:bricks: Current Week Two Standings:

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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:19 pm

Sunday night all I can say is fuk fuk fuk. Da Bears no secondary. Same as it ever was.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:13 pm

It's gonna be a weird year when you can't even count on the Bucs to lose on schedule.








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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:41 pm

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:15 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:15 pm

Jagoffs to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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--J. "Leveon My Wayward Son!" D.
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:42 am

izittrue wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:19 pm
Sunday night all I can say is fuk fuk fuk. Da Bears no secondary. Same as it ever was.
--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:30 pm

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:46 am

I'll take the Panzers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:52 am

I'll take the pussies too.
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