Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:43 am

I have no idea what you mean by "Super Bowl Shuffle. . . ."

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:49 am

Off-a-bit-Topic, but my comment on Dan Quinn was generated by following a Youtube Hole. The "suggested" video was "Worst Coaching Decision." I expected "4th and 2"--though Faulk did convert it but the PAID OFF REFS WHOSUCKTHEDICKSOF[Get on with it!--Ed.] or "the Funt" but it was Dan Quinn, down by four, near the end of the 4th quarter, at 4th-and-Goal deciding to kick a field goal.

As the commentator recognized, a TD gives him the lead. A failure gives the opponent the ball on their own one inch line. Making it a one point game means Quinn has to kick off the ball--unless he is dumb enough to try for an onside kick--which potentially puts the ball at the 25.

Which it did.

Not being in your own endzone when you snap the ball opens up your playbook a bit, and the Failcons never got the ball back.

Coaches need to know such things.

Like, if you are in a game-winning-field-goal-range, a play that has you drop back eleven to put you out of field goal range is probably not a good idea.

In the rain.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:55 am

This seems appropriate:



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:06 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:43 am
I have no idea what you mean by "Super Bowl Shuffle. . . ."

--J.D.
Maybe the numbers 46 and 10 will help jog your memory.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:39 pm

I did not think the Pats beat the Dolphins by that margin.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:18 pm

I’ll try pissburg to lose
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:02 pm

:Waaaah: Week Twelve Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver Da Bears :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras Da Bears :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Deadskins :D
Pyrrho :? :Waaaah:
gnome Squealers :D
Enchantress Steers 'n Queers :?
izittrue* Squealers :D
Radrick Da Bears :Waaaah:
Wildcat Deadskins :D
Grammatron Deadskins :D
shemp Deadskins :D
*NFL Schedule

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:30 am

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:05 am

. . . and like none of the standings are up to date.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:11 am

:bricks: Week Thirteen Standings:

66 shemp ATL (4), Car (6), Den (5), Mia (5), Jax (3), KC (9), Cin (5), Bal (6), LAR (10), Sea (6), Was (6), MP (1)

64 Evolver Hou (8), Den (5), Mia (5), Jax (3), KC (9), Cin (5), Bal (6), LAR (10), Car (6), Was (6), MP (1)
61.5 Radrick Hou (8), Car (6), Den (5), Mia (5), Was (6), KC (9), Cin (5), Min (6.5), LAR (10), MP (1)

57 Wildcat ATL (4), Sea (6), Den (5), Min (6.5), Jax (3), Cin (5), GB (4.5), LAR (10), Car (6), Was (6), MP (1)
55.5 Doctor X Oak (2), Den (5), Jax (3), MP (4), KC (9), Cin (5), Min (6.5), LAR (10), Mia (5), Was (6)

49.5 gnome ATL (4), Cin (5), Mia (5), Jax (3), KC (9), LAR (10), Car (6), Pit (7.5)
40.5 Grammatron Oak (2), LAC (8), Cin (5), GB (4.5), Sea (6), KC (9), Was (6)
40.5 Anaxagoras Car (6), SF (2), Min (6.5), Ind (6), KC (9), Cin (5), Mia (5)

34.5 izittrue Dal (6), Den (5), KC (9), Car (6), MP (1), Pit (7.5)
33 Pyrrho Hou (8), Mia (5), KC (9), Bal (6), Sea (6)

21 Enchantress ATL (4), Den (5), Sea (6), Cin (5), MP (1)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:35 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:06 pm

Viqueens.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:08 pm

Viqueens to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:19 pm

Chiggers.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:17 am

Have been rather out of it because of work...and now there is shemp at the top of the world...
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:05 am

Cleveland still sucks, as do the Jets, so at least you have the comfort of certainty.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:35 pm

:Waaaah: Current Week Thirteen Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver :? :?
Anaxagoras :? :?
His Humble MagNIfIcence Cowgirls :?
Pyrrho :? :?
gnome Chiggers :?
Enchantress Cowgirls :?
izittrue* :? :?
Radrick :? :?
Wildcat :? :?
Grammatron ViQueens :?
shemp the shantastic ViQueens :?
*NFL Schedule

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:23 am

Chiggers
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:50 am

An interesting game that was otherwise ruined by incompetence on both sides plus the referees.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:53 am

It was painful to watch. I almost posted that, "despite their best collective efforts, one of these teams will win."

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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