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Me, speaking to mental health professionals...
by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:48 am
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This happens from time to time. Because I'm a fucking nutter.
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Was Francis Urquart's choice.
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:38 am
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:47 pm
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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They want my contact details
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:50 pm
Brought to life
by ed » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm
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Amazing ... check out the chinese/Philapino chick :shock:
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Different point maybe.
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:02 am
Something good came out of 2020 after all
by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:59 am
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For me at least.
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If the fucktard recovers and finds Jesus let us know.
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Last post by Fid Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:17 am
How?
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:18 am
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Last post by Grammatron Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:08 pm
Speak only in quotations
by robinson2 » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:35 pm
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“Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.”
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NUTS! --Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe, 1944.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:01 pm
Crazy college stories
by gnome » Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:30 pm
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Suggested by xouper.
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My first attempt to get admitted to grad school is a crazy example of bypassing the rules.
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Last post by xouper Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:07 pm
Dad jokes and humor
by Bruce » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:20 pm
I might not be the best dad in the world, but I was born for dad jokes. Gotta start documenting.
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:48 pm
Nom de Guerre
by ed » Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:58 am
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When the inevitable hostilities commence we will all need an identity.
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captain manatee
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:15 pm
For Gnome
by xouper » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:04 am
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Just for fun . . . A PolyGnomial Equation:
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Worth the hype. Thank you!
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Last post by gnome Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:07 pm
A holiday mystery solved
by xouper » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:07 pm
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I got this in yesterday's haul of free kindle books from amazon.
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For those who have forgotten, perhaps I should have included a link that explains my hobby of collecting free kindle books from Amazon:
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Last post by xouper Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:56 pm
Xmas Gifts
by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:58 pm
Share your gift ideas here.
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Last post by Witness Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:22 am
Abdul?
by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:00 pm
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He hasn't posted here since November 30, which seems unusual.
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Dr. Matt has his real email.
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Last post by Rob Lister Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:13 pm
Most and all
by ed » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:28 pm
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If the number of things = 2 then does most = 2 also? Is that the only time when Most = all?
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I got your words right here
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Last post by robinson2 Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:09 pm
Malarkey and other words that should not die.
by ed » Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:19 pm
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Malarkey is a good one and thanks to Joe for bringing it back from the dead.
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“Once your toes are snugly pantofled , you can stagger off to the bathroom, pausing only to look at the little depression that you have left in your...
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Last post by Witness Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:03 am
Snow puonds the North East
by ed » Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:21 am
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You guys have snow? :shock:
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Last post by Witness Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:44 am
Televisions
by ed » Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:56 pm
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If Cool hand were alive he'd tell me what to do.
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Both noise and bandwidth are closely related.
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Last post by sparks Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:29 am
Not sure what to make of this
by ed » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:36 pm
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Legit news source.
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Must have been a Browns fan.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:53 pm
Mowing
Pyrrho » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:12 pm
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Should I mow or not. That is the question.
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I've got an axe to grind with him.
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Last post by shemp Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:10 am
Sleeping in Winter
by Bruce » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:54 am
It's fucking cold.
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Last post by Witness Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:54 am
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Last post by Hotarubi Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:32 pm
Something I really miss
by Nyarlathotep » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:52 am
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Being able to come here without someone hurling abuse at me. I don't get why if I so much as show my head here, I have someone launching INSTANTLY...
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Ha — I'd forgotten all about that thread. A blast from the past.
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Last post by xouper Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:40 pm
Shemp's retirement countdown
by shemp » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:28 pm
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Target date: Dec. 31, 2022.
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Nearly 30 Million Baby Boomers Forced Into Unwanted Retirement
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Last post by Witness Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:04 am
Krampusnacht
by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:27 pm
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December 5!
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the boy is forced to wear a poofy sailor suit while being stuffed into a laundry basket.
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Last post by ed Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:33 pm
The real ed appreciation thread.
by Nyarlathotep » Fri May 10, 2019 2:18 am
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I have no idea of the utility or practicality of these rounds. But hot damn they look cool
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Mauser. Churchill used the same one. They are the most un-ergonomic things you can imagine.
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Last post by ed Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:48 am
Thanksgiving 2020
by ed » Wed Nov 11, 2020 11:34 am
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Oh yeah1!!!!!!!!
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Where’s the Boss keen puppet when you need him
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Last post by robinson Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:32 am
Happy birthday, AC!
by Witness » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:33 pm
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55, wow, so young!
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He looks like shit though.
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Last post by ed Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:16 pm
Happy birthday, shemp!
by Witness » Sat Nov 21, 2020 4:20 pm
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63, you old geezer… :roll:
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be careful. too many of those birthday things will kill you.
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Last post by Rob Lister Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:46 pm
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Last post by ed Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:36 am
Best Headlines of this political season
by ed » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:13 pm
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As Tim Gunn says : edit thoughtfully!!
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heh heh
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Last post by robinson Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:53 am
Netflix: Bigger than Cable
by Rob Lister » Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:00 pm
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Netflix customers watched more than 4 billion hours of programming in the first quarter of 2013, said CEO Reed Hastings in a Facebook post last...
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Resurrecting 1, 2 this to mention that Netflix is once again raising their subscription price. Starting with December's bill, it is be $17.99. In...
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Last post by Rob Lister Mon Nov 23, 2020 12:16 pm
15 years ...
by ed » Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:16 am
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Good for you. Nice thing to hear first thing.
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Congratulations. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks, which is pretty long for me. Had a bit of a health issue come up which will require minor surgery....
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Last post by Anaxagoras Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:46 am
Any lawyers (or judges) here? This one's for you.
by robinson » Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:18 pm
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The female attorneys were exempted from this requirement
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All stand. Yeah the same I issue while sitting down with me chihuahuas. Let me tell the time I took fed prosecutor to task for wasting my goddam...
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Last post by Fid Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:16 am
Word of the Day (or week or whatever)
by ed » Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:21 am
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Breakfast At Tiffany’s was written in 1955-57 at a time when Capote generously considered himself to be America’s Proust. Although described as a...
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The real Holly just died October 6 2020
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Last post by robinson Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:30 pm
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Last post by Witness Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:18 am
Something very nice happened to me this morning.
by ed » Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:20 pm
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and fat and everyone knows you don't piss off an old, fat poof. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Do you change your own sparkplugs?
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Last post by Nyarlathotep Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:59 pm
A close brush with death
by ed » Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:39 am
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Yes, my friends, the hurricane was on us and the wind rose and howled. At the height of this descent into a maelstrom, our gate was ripped, RIPPED I...
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I too was not spared further north:
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Last post by gnome Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:58 am
The Word Association Thread
by LizardPeople » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:20 pm
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Welcome
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Joe Biden's body before Camilla gets to it. Then cold.
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Last post by ed Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:07 am
Teh TOE!
by robinson » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:35 pm
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It took me a while to figure out what in the hell TOE meant. (much like TOP).
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Fuck
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Last post by robinson Thu Nov 12, 2020 6:53 pm
Remember
by ed » Wed Nov 11, 2020 10:54 am
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download (11).png
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If you happen to travel in France you'll see that every village has a monument with the names of the inhabitants killed during WWI. (You can follow...
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Last post by Witness Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:08 am
Lister Goes Car Shopping
by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:23 pm
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It had to happen eventually. My nice ride died; a 2005 Honda Accord. I had taken very good care of it.
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Rob needs something fashionable.
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Last post by Witness Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:18 am
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Last post by Evolver Fri Nov 06, 2020 9:48 pm
Halloween thread 2020
by Nyarlathotep » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:30 am
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It’s tonight here. No trick or treaters yet (still early) but it’s on, supposedly. No decorations or anything at the Governors Mansion, though, which...
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I did plant that garlic yesterday, and fertilized it with goat shit.
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Last post by Witness Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:07 pm
Hey ed! Look what I found!
by ed » Thu Nov 05, 2020 1:38 am
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The arch nemesis of Good Humor
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Funny thing ... My divorce lawyer ages ago represented one of the guys ... was it the Sparks shooting? Some mafia hit. I think it was sparks.
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Last post by ed Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:32 pm
Trains in the Water
by Hotarubi » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:17 pm
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Mine's better. Contains REAL destruction.
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What I'm really asking in Northeast corridor or not.
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Last post by Grammatron Sat Oct 31, 2020 8:01 am
The Jewish Thread
by ed » Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:54 am
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A celebration of Jewish culture and their control over our lives
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もちろん.
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Last post by Hotarubi Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:53 pm
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Last post by Doctor X Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:34 am
Anybody ever do any molding?
by ed » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:08 pm
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I made some silicone moulds once but I didn't do the molding with epoxy. Anybody here ever do that?
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Not yet. Got the silicone and epoxy. Maybe ill do a treatment of it here.
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Last post by ed Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:08 am
If I ever visit Switzerland, gotta gotta gotta do this.
by shuize » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:30 am
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I hope to go paragliding in Interlaken someday.
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I hope this catches on:
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Last post by Witness Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:05 pm
This just in
by Nyarlathotep » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:09 pm
Seeing Reports that James Randi has died.
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:20 pm
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