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Last post by robinson Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:32 pm
Mom stopped driving
by ed » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:04 pm
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sorta said gee mom, you are going to kill someone. Anyway, she thought about it and came in today and said that she was done with driving
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The day I can’t do my job drunk, is the day I turn in my badge and gun
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Last post by robinson Sun Feb 21, 2021 3:47 pm
Wanna see something that made me happy?
by Nyarlathotep » Sat Feb 20, 2021 1:37 am
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A blast from the past.
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Seems legit
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:21 pm
Ask me about Star Trek, SC edition
by gnome » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:35 am
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By request... ok, bring it on...
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that wins the thread
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Last post by Rob Lister Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:13 am
The Buying Crap From Amazon & Ebay Thread
by asthmatic camel » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:47 pm
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OK, not everything I buy from Amazon & Ebay is crap; far from it.
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Amazon goes all kickstarter on us
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Last post by Rob Lister Thu Feb 18, 2021 1:31 pm
Out of the loop
by Bruce » Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:12 am
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So I've ascertained that Corplinx was banned and Abdul deleted his account, and that's led to some technical hoopaju, but I haven't figured out the...
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Well fuck me dead, gone fer a gdam week and look what happens. It's snow. I always knew that stuff was disliked by cats and chihuahuas. But the...
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Last post by Fid Sun Feb 14, 2021 6:45 pm
You know how fusion power is always 15 years away?
by Nyarlathotep » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:08 pm
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The creator of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine says life could return to normal by next winter
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. . . the South-African strain of the virus . . .
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Last post by xouper Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:40 pm
The Turducken of Memes
by ed » Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:07 pm
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Now, is that Muhammed or Jeebus? Makes no difference really. What's missing is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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Last post by sparks Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:27 am
The Liechtenstein thread
by gnome » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:40 pm
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Because it's about time!
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And also:
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Last post by Witness Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:02 am
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Last post by robinson Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:45 pm
Brucetta
by Bruce » Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:35 am
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Brucetta has discovered an unbeatable power move for when I pick on her too much. She just grabs my man boobs and glares at me.
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Is she ticklish? :twisted:
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Last post by Witness Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:39 am
Another "Used to know" variation for Lucas haters
by gnome » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:46 am
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Better would have been if Lucas had gone on a rant about how fanboys ruined it all :)
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In the last three years, three new organs have been discovered in the human body. Of course all three are maybe new to the consensus, nobody is...
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Last post by robinson Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:15 pm
Something I Did Not Know. . . .
by Doctor X » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:07 am
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. . . dedicated to falling down an internet well searching for actors, writers, bodies, that highly rare French lichen porn, and Anax 's Waifu Mom....
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Something I learned not today but recently Leonard and Sheldon on Big Bang Theory were named for Sheldon Leonard, the famous TV writer. That part I...
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Last post by Nyarlathotep Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:53 am
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:50 pm
A potential vindication of AC
by ed » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:44 pm
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AC has earned derisive comments from me regarding his air gun which is, I am sure, under the legal limit for such things in the emerging UK nanny...
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Quiet desperation is the English way.
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Last post by ceptimus Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:13 am
Question for gun guys
by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:25 pm
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What the hell am I looking at here? The place I found it had no answers. How did this happen?
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You know, I could bore you for hours with minutia on this crap. Thing is you could do the same about aluminum siding or whatever you do.
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Last post by Nyarlathotep Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:55 am
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Last post by Witness Sun Jan 17, 2021 2:32 am
We have a wolf!
by Witness » Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:10 am
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Caught by a game camera:
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Paris???
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Last post by ed Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:25 am
Gripes
by Witness » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:07 am
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Here's mine for today.
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↑ Yup. But the former you can quantify, the latter not so much – easy choice for some type of thinking (i. e. Dilbert's boss).
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Last post by Witness Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:02 am
New Conspiracy Theories
by ed » Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:13 pm
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We are a creative lot. Seems we can originate some theories that might be more plausible than some of the crap out there ...
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↑ I thought we were all bots here? :notsure:
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Last post by izittrue Sat Jan 16, 2021 3:24 pm
Why Dogs are Better
by Rob Lister » Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:41 pm
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Fuck cats. If it weren't for kittens, cats would be extinct. <--irony
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Sometimes people leave and they don't come back.
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Last post by Fid Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:05 pm
Welcome to phpBB 2
by skeptica » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:58 pm
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This is an example post in your phpBB 2 installation. You may delete this post, this topic and even this forum if you like since everything seems to...
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Goddamnit Abdul
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Last post by robinson Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:59 pm
Changing it up for 2021
by Nyarlathotep » Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:21 am
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Normally, this is the time I would point out that next year sucks already. However, I would have to dip my genitals into a pool full of robot...
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But not that Joker.
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Last post by gnome Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:57 pm
Where have all the toothless cunts gone?
by The Atheist » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:13 am
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You know - all those pieces of shit who have been supporting Trump and denying reality for the last four years?
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I'm not aware that he has two accounts there. How do you know this? I'm not asking you to give away his name. Do you suspect someone because of their...
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Last post by The Atheist Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:44 pm
Question of the Day
by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:31 am
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Why do some place names get an arbitrary The in front of them but others don't. Like The Bronx or The Congo but not The Brazil or The Maryland ?
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That, I think is a US/UK thing. Like going to hospital, or going on holiday.
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Last post by gnome Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:09 pm
Irrelevant stories
by ed » Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:26 am
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Meghan Markle's estranged half-sister Samantha Markle releasing memoir
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I don’t know who either of those people are
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Last post by robinson2 Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:55 pm
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Last post by Pyrrho Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:53 pm
Me, speaking to mental health professionals...
by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:48 am
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This happens from time to time. Because I'm a fucking nutter.
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Was Francis Urquart's choice.
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:38 am
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:47 pm
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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They want my contact details
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:50 pm
Brought to life
by ed » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm
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Amazing ... check out the chinese/Philapino chick :shock:
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Different point maybe.
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:02 am
Something good came out of 2020 after all
by Nyarlathotep » Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:59 am
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For me at least.
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If the fucktard recovers and finds Jesus let us know.
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Last post by Fid Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:17 am
How?
by ed » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:18 am
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Last post by Grammatron Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:08 pm
Speak only in quotations
by robinson2 » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:35 pm
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“Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.”
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NUTS! --Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe, 1944.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:01 pm
Crazy college stories
by gnome » Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:30 pm
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Suggested by xouper.
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My first attempt to get admitted to grad school is a crazy example of bypassing the rules.
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Last post by xouper Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:07 pm
Dad jokes and humor
by Bruce » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:20 pm
I might not be the best dad in the world, but I was born for dad jokes. Gotta start documenting.
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:48 pm
Nom de Guerre
by ed » Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:58 am
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When the inevitable hostilities commence we will all need an identity.
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captain manatee
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Last post by ed Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:15 pm
For Gnome
by xouper » Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:04 am
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Just for fun . . . A PolyGnomial Equation:
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Worth the hype. Thank you!
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Last post by gnome Thu Dec 24, 2020 2:07 pm
A holiday mystery solved
by xouper » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:07 pm
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I got this in yesterday's haul of free kindle books from amazon.
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For those who have forgotten, perhaps I should have included a link that explains my hobby of collecting free kindle books from Amazon:
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Last post by xouper Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:56 pm
Xmas Gifts
by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:58 pm
Share your gift ideas here.
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Last post by Witness Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:22 am
Abdul?
by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:00 pm
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He hasn't posted here since November 30, which seems unusual.
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Dr. Matt has his real email.
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Last post by Rob Lister Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:13 pm
Most and all
by ed » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:28 pm
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If the number of things = 2 then does most = 2 also? Is that the only time when Most = all?
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I got your words right here
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Last post by robinson2 Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:09 pm
Malarkey and other words that should not die.
by ed » Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:19 pm
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Malarkey is a good one and thanks to Joe for bringing it back from the dead.
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“Once your toes are snugly pantofled , you can stagger off to the bathroom, pausing only to look at the little depression that you have left in your...
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Last post by Witness Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:03 am
Snow puonds the North East
by ed » Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:21 am
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You guys have snow? :shock:
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Last post by Witness Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:44 am
Televisions
by ed » Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:56 pm
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If Cool hand were alive he'd tell me what to do.
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Both noise and bandwidth are closely related.
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Last post by sparks Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:29 am
Not sure what to make of this
by ed » Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:36 pm
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Legit news source.
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Must have been a Browns fan.
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:53 pm
Mowing
Pyrrho » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:12 pm
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Should I mow or not. That is the question.
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I've got an axe to grind with him.
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Last post by shemp Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:10 am
Sleeping in Winter
by Bruce » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:54 am
It's fucking cold.
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Last post by Witness Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:54 am
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Last post by Hotarubi Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:32 pm
Something I really miss
by Nyarlathotep » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:52 am
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Being able to come here without someone hurling abuse at me. I don't get why if I so much as show my head here, I have someone launching INSTANTLY...
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Ha — I'd forgotten all about that thread. A blast from the past.
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Last post by xouper Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:40 pm
Shemp's retirement countdown
by shemp » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:28 pm
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Target date: Dec. 31, 2022.
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Nearly 30 Million Baby Boomers Forced Into Unwanted Retirement
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