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Nicole
by ed » Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:37 pm
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Piffle ... a girlie storm
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It'll give the newly relocated a thrill. You'll see them wearing the 'I survived' T-shirts.
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Last post by solely Thu Nov 10, 2022 2:35 pm
Investments a la Camel
by asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:23 pm
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I'm fucking rich.
So fuck you.
If you ask me very nicely.
Very very nicely.
I'll tell you.
To fuck off.
And spend years wearing horrible...
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Great. We can celebrate with a slapup meal at ChickPizz.
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Last post by Hotarubi Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:57 pm
The British Food for ed Thread
by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:01 pm
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Perfect!!!
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Is that the two Michelin star Blumenthal Dinner service? Pfah. I'll go downmarket if you insist.
Anyways, Nonsense.
The pottage of quail (c.1674)...
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Last post by Hotarubi Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:55 pm
n.b.
by ed » Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:04 pm
From now on I'd like to be known as a Firebrand and referred to as that firebrand, ed or a similar construction.
It seems to me that if this chick...
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Last post by Hotarubi Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:06 am
Another year
by ed » Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:08 am
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No party.
Abdul is gone. So is lister and cool hand and old Dr. Matt and Mulebear and the other bear.
Depressing.
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That is sad. Sorry to hear it.
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Last post by solely Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:22 pm
Goodbye, Hello Hello, Goodbye
by izittrue » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:57 pm
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Well what a few days this has been.
My dad..a world war II vet...Roman Catholic Italian produce broker from Chicago..passed away yesterday in Sun...
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Upgrade your stereo.
No reason.
– J.D.
Great idea.
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Last post by izittrue Fri Oct 21, 2022 2:54 pm
Geek Squad Scam
by ed » Mon Oct 10, 2022 2:43 pm
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Is this a plaintive call for Kikey Dradel????
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It's a good job that these scammers never write good English. It may take some moment ?
When we get more educated scammers, or scammers that have...
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Last post by Ben Trovado Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:08 pm
Pedantic assholes
by -FX- » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:14 pm
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In which all are overly concerned with minute details, in which we teach others, and this done as ostentatious as possible.
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Desperate Cunt sock puppet is desperate.
– J.D.
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Welcome newbies thread
by renata » Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:04 am
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Say hi, people :)
Great job, Girl 6. Thanks for creating this place.
BTW, when you blow up the test forum, will registrations/threads remain? And,...
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Unfunny sock . . . is unfunny . . . *Flush*
– J.D.
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TIL
by robinson » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:38 pm
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Couldn’t find the “today I learned” topic so I started another one.
I just learned that the correct way to take a pill, or pills, is to drink some...
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Couldn’t find the “today I learned” topic so I started another one.
I just learned that the correct way to take a pill, or pills, is to drink some...
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Last post by Pyrrho Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:24 pm
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:01 pm
The Walls Are Closing In
by ed » Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:44 pm
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On Trump, on the US.
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It's not too late to jump ship ed. I hear Costa Rica is cheap and nice.
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Last post by shemp Sun Oct 02, 2022 8:08 pm
Hurricane Ike or whatever
by ed » Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:49 am
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I am sure that you are concerned about how this ... thing will effect moi.
I must remind you of the ARC of ED, viz.
Thank you for your concern.
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Crying my won’t help you
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Last post by robinson Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:25 am
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:24 am
Censorship explained
by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:57 am
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I saw this on facebook and it makes a poin I have made before.
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Andy Kaufman faked his own death. His greatest hoax.
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Last post by Anaxagoras Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:44 am
AAM Local 6 7/8ths Official Approved Morons Thread
by Moe » Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:40 pm
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Don't be fooled! Don't post in that fake moron's thread! THIS is the only Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6 and 7/8ths Official Approved...
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Need Moe better Moe?
Would that be . . . fine?
– J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Sep 23, 2022 2:58 am
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The Morons Only Thread
by Pyrrho » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:00 pm
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Don't post in this thread if you are not a moron.
What.
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ed, you fell for it.
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Last post by solely Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:28 pm
The Little Free Library Project.
by asthmatic camel » Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:16 pm
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I'd heard of this project , as one of the boxes has been installed at our local, leafy park. So, after this morning's outing, and with it being a...
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Some just have to be Cunt s.
– J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:40 am
Investment Opportunity?
by Tommy Palven » Mon Sep 05, 2022 6:46 pm
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Anyone want to run with this?---
A men's flesh-colored Speedo bathing suit with a woman's crotch pictured on it.
It would be a good conversation...
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– J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Sep 06, 2022 7:27 am
Katrina:Catagory 5
by Cletus A.A. » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:06 pm
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Katrina is now a catagory 5 (the Maximum) Hurricane.Get the heck out of the way!.It is looking like it will head pretty much toward New Orleans.It's...
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Damnit. They're onto me.
Time to begin operation suck up.
Hey. Nice shirt. I really like it.
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Last post by Ben Trovado Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:56 pm
I must stop upsetting people on the JREF..
by De_Bunk » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:18 pm
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I dunno...
It seems everytime i post...I totally piss someone off...
Especially the hippys and Liberals...
:shark: :jedi: :bricks: :twisted:
DB
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I wasn’t around for the actual event and I remember it
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Last post by robinson Wed Aug 31, 2022 5:30 pm
Dear SC,
by Bruce » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:50 am
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Dear SC,
I have an attractive young co-worker who is in her early 20's. She has a tatoo printed in a region well below the belly button, far below...
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Nah, I just read old threads sometimes and rarely comment
But with Abdul gone, you moved up on the list
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Last post by robinson Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:43 am
THE END
by Bruce » Sat May 21, 2022 2:41 am
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I do believe this year will be the year.
The one we've all been anticipating.
Global economic collapse.
Today we started running out of critical...
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I'm still saying global economic collapse by end of this year.
One nations collapse is another nations opportunity.
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Last post by robinson2 Mon Aug 29, 2022 5:45 pm
A New Scam!!!!
by ed » Sat Aug 20, 2022 1:37 pm
Unbelievable stuff.
Note: it is coming from a gmail account and going to a federal.gov (!) account.
Here is the attachment
And what does...
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Last post by Pyrrho Tue Aug 23, 2022 9:16 am
Scripts for identification
by ed » Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:36 pm
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I have heard Siam . Curious if these ring a bell.
They are on a ca. 1911 German pistol.
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Thank you very much but actually that is what I had written for a little article.
Why did you ask then.
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Last post by Hotarubi Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:22 pm
No, Gladys Knight is not dead.
by asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 15, 2022 10:19 am
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Despite what some cunts say.
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I keep knocking them off but they never call.
:(
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Last post by ed Mon Aug 15, 2022 1:59 pm
One in a billion
by robinson » Thu Jul 21, 2022 5:42 am
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Hard as it may be, to believe, but you might be one in a billion.
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:shakeb: Trying to take a dump here, Boss.
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Last post by Boss Godfrey Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:21 am
Aging shit or medical condition?
by Bruce » Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:38 am
Why ask your doctor or google it when you can consult the experts here at SC? :D
There are so many weird things happening to my body all at once...
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Last post by asthmatic camel Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:29 am
DIY auto rust repair
by Pyrrho » Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:26 pm
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Okay the quote from a local body shop to replace rust-holed rocker panels on a 2009 Ford is $3000.
NOPE
So the question is, is DIY...
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I'm looking into this fag-o-cycle:
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Aug 06, 2022 10:43 pm
We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we.....
by Bruce » Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:49 am
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This phrase needs an update. We've done so much more than put a man on the moon.
We've decoded the entire human genome.
We've theorized the...
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Love the Hebrew subtitles.
– J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:51 am
At Long Last!
by The Atheist » Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:11 am
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The DSM - 5 has been updated.
I think F87 fits most of the posters here.
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Thanks, Pyrrho!
8)
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Last post by asthmatic camel Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:25 pm
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Last post by Hotarubi Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:25 am
More CH Johnson
by ed » Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:40 am
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Cause of death
For indirect cause I read hypostatic pneumonia
For direct I see Meningitis something.
Anybody ...
This is what they called...
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They could at least buy their caddy a sangwich.
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:33 pm
"The Worst Martial Arts Teacher in the World"
by Doctor X » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:01 am
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No, not Heather
No, not the fat Chi guy who gets his ass beat by a Japanese mixed martial artist.
Not even Yellow Bamboo.
I think Flounder might...
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I actually saw a guy trying to claim a black belt in Irish Karate.
Yup.
Even taught counting in Irish. It was one of my moments of Nyaah . . ....
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How would you read this name?
by ed » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:22 pm
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It is on a death certificate, a female. Any guesses?
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Martha
The Mormons found a birth record, viz.
Line 19. How do I know? I know Vincennes, Indiana and birth year ~1865 and dad is Ben.
I dropped a...
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Last post by ed Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:12 pm
The Somme
by ed » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:56 pm
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Remember
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Haig has received some rehabilitation in modern treatments I believe.
The problem is that WWI sort of exists as the example of a useless war. The...
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Last post by Doctor X Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:34 pm
Word of the day
by Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:14 am
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ignosticism
The philosophical position that the question of the existence of God is meaningless, because the term God has no coherent and...
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Patton and his entire fake army actually did help a lot
Deception is a huge part of war
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Last post by Ben Trovado Thu Jun 30, 2022 10:04 pm
2022 Theme Song
by Bruce » Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:14 pm
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I've never written a song, and I'm not musically inclined, but ai think I've got this one......
2022 Theme Song
Every day is a train wreck.
Every...
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Except for having cancer
That sucked
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Last post by robinson Mon Jun 20, 2022 2:46 pm
Still alive, motherfuckers!
by Pyrrho » Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:59 pm
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Robert Duvall is 91
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Another story about James Hong:
He moved to L.A., got an agent and started booking small roles. The rest was history — much to the initial...
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Last post by Pyrrho Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:16 am
Ed, I thought you were older...
by The Atheist » Mon May 16, 2022 6:30 pm
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I'd always thought you were in your 70s or more, but you're not!
(I am just taking the piss here, btw, I don't have a major beef with you)
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It's the water.
In lake ed.
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Last post by sparks Tue May 17, 2022 1:20 pm
Fashion
by Pyrrho » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:47 am
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Last post by Grammatron Sat May 14, 2022 1:07 am
I think I'm turning French
by Anaxagoras » Wed May 11, 2022 11:31 am
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Lately my waifu has been buying garlic chicken from the supermarket. I don't think I've ever seen garlic used so liberally in food before. An entire...
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China is also about to become the Most Christian Nation in the world!
– J.D.
Don't need to. No vampires.
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Last post by Hotarubi Fri May 13, 2022 7:13 pm
Bezos
by Bruce » Tue May 10, 2022 11:24 am
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It takes some pretty big, ugly, hairy balls to paint this right on the side of the truck that's making your delivery.
Just in case you're not...
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You could have said that we should just . . .
. . .
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐◥▶-◀◤
(⌐◥▶_◀◤)
. . . split?
– J.D.
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