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Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII
by Doctor X » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:39 am
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After MORE than a decade . . . of dominance and nearly two decades of Dynasty !!
From The Office of the Two Three Time Grand Champion
The...
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As a person with no dog in this fight:
The 49s defense -especially the secondary- looks a little suspect.
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NFL not coming back to Los Angeles
by Grammatron » Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:34 pm
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I don't know how many times we have to be burned here before everyone realizes that the team won't be coming to LA.
Don't get me wrong, I would love...
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Oh, and I don't generally mind hockey teams in the South (Go STARS!), but . . .
PHOENIX?
A frickin' DESERT?
All kinds of wrong. At least the...
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Forget about Deflategate...
by Nyarlathotep » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:43 am
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Turns out God himself fixed the 2014 Superbowl (though i think Joyner, the site and God all made a mistake and meant the 2015 Superbowl.)
Rick...
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Obviously because I am a monster.
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Last post by Grammatron Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:01 pm
Redskins lose trademark
by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:18 am
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“We decide, based on the evidence properly before us, that these registrations must be cancelled because they were disparaging to Native Americans at...
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Our Man McCann from Deflategate Fame has written on this. While not exactly endorsing the use of the name and all of that, he agrees with the basic...
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Last post by Doctor X Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:02 pm
Annual Scarlet Letter Day
by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:47 pm
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In which Governor Kasich has banned the letter M.
Also Ohioans are requested to not wear khaki trousers.
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And he seemed so presidential. . . .
--J.D.
If he was Presidential he would place bets in the Sorry to make you cry challenge thread.
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Last post by Pyrrho Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:05 pm
Rugby World Cup
by Badger » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:24 pm
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It's started!
Do the Hakarena!
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It was a good tournament.
Watch for Japan in 2019.
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Soon--Parte the Second
by Doctor X » Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:16 am
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--J. Sorry to Make You Cry Doesn't Exist So You Can 'Get it,' Mr. Burton! D.
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The wikipedia site for last season's record on each team can help. It isn't foolproof, obviously... for with God as my witness, I AM THAT FOOL!
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Not Sorry to Make You Cry: First Openly Atheist NFL Player
by Doctor X » Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:59 am
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No . . . not about Deflategate.
Not about the WORLD CHAMPION NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!!!11!!!!1!!
Not about the Red Sox. . . .
Not about Sorry to...
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Apparently, this was edited into the puncher's Wiki page right after the incident.
The other joke is that Goodell plans to suspend Belichick two...
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:06 am
Half of Cuba men's hockey team defects
by Rob Lister » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:21 pm
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You'd think they'd know better than to let their teams play here. I'm not sure what the defect rate would be in Canada.
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It is not like Canada can win a Stanley Cup. . . .
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:28 am
The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge X
by Doctor X » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:18 am
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A decade . . . of dominance !!
From The Office of the Two Time Grand Champion
The merciful and compassionate!
And this is how I began last...
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From The Your Humble--but MagNIfIcent--Dictator Has Not Fapped to Super Bowl 49 in the Last Few Weeks Department :
What with being distracted by all...
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Last post by Doctor X Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:05 am
FIFA Fun
by Anaxagoras » Sat May 17, 2014 1:37 am
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This is an example of the saying, you made your bed, and now you must sleep in it.
FIFA’s Sepp Blatter says awarding 2022 World Cup to Qatar was...
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Blatter's only objection concerned their small denomination. . . .
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:38 am
Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue
by Rob Lister » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:24 pm
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Were I to read that warning I would think it a cheap attempt at reverse psychology.
I say we don't link to their site to reverse their reverse. And...
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They can only sue if you mention Scientology.
Damn.
--J.D.
P.S. Unless my Adblock has remov'd something everyone else is seeing, this site does...
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Last post by Doctor X Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:16 pm
Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher
by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:55 am
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The headline is funny but an interesting story nonetheless. There's always been lots of switch hitters in baseball but I never saw a switch pitcher...
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Actually, this came up a few years ago where both the batter and pitcher kept switching. There has been a rule made since which came to play:...
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Last post by Doctor X Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:11 pm
Hockey, pre-mask era
by Anaxagoras » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:24 am
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Damn, did you know that in the olden days hockey players including the goalie didn't wear masks? The puck was just as heavy and the shots were just...
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Puck no. I don't believe it.
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Last post by izittrue Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:09 pm
Cavs are in the playoffs
by scarlett_35 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:31 pm
Yes we are :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: GO CAVS!!! I heard Kevin baby is bitter though :( and might not be around next year...that could...
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Last post by Tiosylanyl Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:56 am
Russia Has New Star Hockey Player
by WildCat » Sun May 17, 2015 2:02 pm
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Vladimer Putin!
Story on US version of Daily Fail .
Putin scored 8 goals in a glorious 18-6 victory.
I'm guessing the goalie wanted to avoid a...
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Russia unveils bust of Putin as Roman emperor
The universal love for trinkets. :roll:
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Last post by Witness Sun May 24, 2015 1:37 am
Football: Demolition Bowl
by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:58 pm
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So the concept I literally dreamed up last night goes like this:
Four pro teams are on the field. All four are competing for the ball. The teams in...
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Go play some Blood Bowl . Either the computer or tabletop version. That'll get it out of your system
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Last post by Nyarlathotep Wed May 20, 2015 7:48 pm
Patriots/Jets Tampering Charges
by Grammatron » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:19 pm
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Can someone explain what the issue is and what the likely outcome will be?
This and other articles I've read explain it the same way, but it's a...
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Just avoiding writing. Best done by . . . writing.
I think the Jets did tamper with Revis and the punishment should be like that double-parking...
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:32 pm
Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield
by Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:51 am
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Doesn't seem like a very fair fight but I guess that isn't the point:
I've learned the real reason why Mitt Romney chose not to run for...
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- It's for a good cause: getting the shit beat out of Mitt. I'd donate $1000 to ensure that Holyfield doesn't pull any punches.
- Speaking of...
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Last post by Evolver Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:22 am
Give the Fool a Cigar!
by Doctor X » Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:02 am
Not only an employer of murderers, the Baltimore Ravens build statues to them.
Punch out your fiancee? They will give you a standing ovation in...
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Last post by Doctor X Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:02 am
cricket?
by jacks » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:08 am
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world cup?
The match can still go ahead with a delayed start if necessary. A match can be successfully completed if each side has a minimum of 20...
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I like that 2 hr version (? or is it 3 hrs?) that's big in India.
Cheerleaders, and noisemakers, and everything. It's a pace that keeps one...
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Last post by Elbow_Jobertski Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:33 am
UFC 184 - A cultural shift
by Badger » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:42 pm
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Main event should be good. Co-main event should be ok. Rest of the card is basically a bunch of tomato cans bashing together.
Rhonda Rousey is a...
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No, you didn't spoil it for me. No worries.
Women in UFC is a fairly recent development. The fact that the main event and co-main event for UFC 184...
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Last post by Badger Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:34 pm
Spring training!
by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:55 am
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:hyper:
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--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:32 am
"Fuck Your Miracles!"--You Must See! Even Comrade Gram
by Doctor X » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:41 am
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No, not another AWESOME VIDEO ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL CHAM but the ESPN 30-30 Of Miracles and Men which covers the Godless Commie 1980 Soviet Hockey...
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Thanks for the recommend, I've been waiting to watch it with my dad. I saw a little bit, looks great.
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Last post by Grammatron Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:39 pm
Little League World Series: Watching Kids Cry for 70 Years
by Doctor X » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:32 pm
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. . . or how critics have described the televised Little League WS--well . . . that and a pedophile's weekend.
Did not pay much attention to this...
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Kids just playing unorganized sports = scabs. Little League should be picketing those games.
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Last post by whitefork Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:58 pm
6 Nations Cup
by Badger » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:05 am
Rugby.
European rugby.
It's pretty good.
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Last post by Badger Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:05 am
Josh Gordon Suspe......Fuck that, let's talk about Ray Rice.
by Tiosylanyl » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:26 pm
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Gordon suspension upheld.
Josh Gordon will miss the entire 2014 season following the NFL's announcement Wednesday that it has upheld the Cleveland...
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On the one hand USMC --or as the Ex-DI put it You Signed the Motherfucking Contract! He knew what he agreed to, and he chose to keep violating the...
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:34 am
I don't remember such anamosity about Joe Namith
by Rob Lister » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:23 pm
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The media is killing Brady over InflationGate.
I don't remember such animosity about Joe Namith.
Maybe Joe just didn't cheat.
heh.
P.S. sitting...
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--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:56 pm
God's fantasy team
by Evolver » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:29 pm
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According to Cam Newton:
I'm on somebody's fantasy league. I think it's the man upstairs.
If you think about it, with the Panthers' performance...
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--J. It VERY Bad . . . to Drink Jobu's Rum! D.
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Last post by Doctor X Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:33 am
College Football rankings
by RCC » Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:57 am
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I'm at it again....
1. 20.00-Stanford
2. 19.68-Oregon State
3. 19.66-Texas
4. 19.50-Alabama
5. 19.00-Georgia
6. 18.91-Notre Dame
7. 18.85-Florida...
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The fucker in this advertisement:
...
has been telling us that week after week, for months now.
Oh, sorry. I didn't know! I heard it on a...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:43 am
Michael Sam's worst nightmare (God I'm a bitch).
by Rob Lister » Thu May 15, 2014 8:22 pm
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It would be funny if they all come out as gay.
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And St. Timothy was actually a Heisman winner. He's not the only college player with awards like that who couldn't hack it in the pros.
For what it...
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Last post by Doctor X Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:56 am
Why no one wants to host the 2022 Olympics
by grayman » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 am
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Why no one wants to host the 2022 Olympics
he bidding for the 2022 Winter Games, which is now down to just two cities. The final vote comes next...
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Not worth starting a new thread about, but does anyone remember the inspirational story about the skier/violinist from the last Olympics. She wasn't...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:30 am
NCAA shocked, SHOCKED!
by Anaxagoras » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:17 am
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I'm not really at all surprised though. Playing college sports at the highest level is basically a full-time job all by itself. Going to college for...
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Wainstein’s staff reviewed records dating to the 1980s and interviewed 126 people
The 80's? What a bunch of morons.
NC crime was being so blatant...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:03 pm
Ping Doctor X
by grayman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:37 am
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:)
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Wow.
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:02 am
Tony Stewart's final race
by Evolver » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:20 pm
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Hopefully.
I'm not going to embed this video. A guy gets killed in it.
Stewart was racing in a Sprint car competition, when he drove Kevin Ward...
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Also:
According to Ontario County District Attorney Michael Tantillo, Ward was under the influence of marijuana during the race.
. . .
Tantillo...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:45 am
The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX
by Doctor X » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:56 pm
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From The Office of the Two Time Grand Champion
The merciful and compassionate!
And this is how I began last year quoting how we began the...
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Wrong thread, dipshit. Get with the program. :D
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Last post by Anaxagoras Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:30 pm
Tim Tebow Joins ‘Good Morning America’
by grayman » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:37 pm
Tim Tebow Joins ‘Good Morning America’ as Contributor
We're about to find out if Tim Tebow can “pass” back to the studio.
The former NFL...
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Last post by grayman Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:37 pm
Ray Rice Cunt
by shemp » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:22 am
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Because he is and everyone knows it.
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Well, she did attack everyone else this morning claiming this was all a drive for ratings.
--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:50 pm
About facial tattoos preventing getting a normal job
by MRC_Hans » Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:11 pm
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I don't suppose he'll need a job after his career, if he saves up spme of his income.
Anyway that tattoo seems rather benigh. Wouldn't kee ME from...
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Doesn't seem that bad to me either. Besides, using lasers, tattoos can be removed easily enough without scarring and only minor discomfort during the...
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Last post by grayman Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:31 am
The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Suggestion Thrad
by Doctor X » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:35 am
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Keeping a list of potential tweaks. I have wanted to add some bit of prop betting--like betting how many coaches get fired. So here be a place to...
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--J.D.
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Last post by Doctor X Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:27 pm
Pete Rose wants a second chance
by Pyrrho » Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:23 pm
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I've been led to believe America is a forgiving country, and if you do the right things – keep your nose clean, be a good citizen, pay your taxes, do...
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I've been led to believe America is a forgiving country, and if you do the right things – keep your nose clean, be a good citizen, pay your taxes, do...
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Last post by ed Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:12 pm
Misogyny and Artificial Turf
by Rob Lister » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:53 am
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Because any excuse to claim discrimination will do, no claim shall go unskeptisized.
Women Soccer Players Call Fake Turf Discriminatory
They...
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Apparently all of the CFL stadiums use artificial turf . Same with the soccer stadiums (many of which double as football stadiums). It just makes...
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Last post by Anaxagoras Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:52 am
NFL Halftime act must pay to play
by Rob Lister » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:11 am
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Coldplay, Katy Perry, and Rihanna: One of them will headline next year's Super Bowl halftime show, and it might just come down to whoever is willing...
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Does anybody watch a football game for the halftime show, perhaps tuning in just for the halftime show?
Apparently a few million people do tune in...
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Soon. . . .
by Doctor X » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:50 pm
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There is a Suggestion Thrad here .
--J.D.
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Last post by Tiosylanyl Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:11 am
World Cup thread
by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:44 am
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I guess the big story so far is Holland absolutely ass-raping defending champion Spain in their first match.
(Edited to remove dead links)
Spain's...
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Everyone knows that they haven't won the World Cup since Kim Jong Il died. He averaged 17 goals per game, despite being the only player on the N....
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It is . . . Getting Interesting
by Doctor X » Sun Sep 29, 2013 7:21 pm
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It is possible a three-way tie can occur for the Wild Card in the AL. For those not paying attention, the New Wild Card is a play-in game between the...
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BIG PAPI
That is all.
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Last post by Pyrrho Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:39 pm
Steampunk experience
by Witness » Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:14 am
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Took the boat on lake Léman (or lake Geneva, as they call it in Geneva…), a bit over 3 hours for the trip. Interesting vintage machinery, alas now...
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worth a trip if you have a few hours after Lexington and Concord
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Last post by whitefork Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:22 pm
Would Even the LAKER Stoop This Low?
by Doctor X » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:54 pm
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Lower than paying a rapist mil
Right, for those who are not bless'd with having been spawn or spat into Obama's America, the LA Clippers are a...
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I accept this decision . . . no I do not . . . yes I do . . . no . . . I never agreed to it
Just fuck off, Cunt.
--J.D.
Nothing another billion...
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