Vaccine Side Effects

This is our lounge area. Feel free to come in and get acquainted!
User avatar
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19926
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

Vaccine Side Effects

Post by asthmatic camel »

So, I got my second Pfizer jab on Friday. Since then my oven's broken down, the kitchen plumbing broke and caused a flood and I have toothache. (And a sore arm, but they warned me about that.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
User avatar
shemp
Posts: 7205
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

Re: Vaccine Side Effects

Post by shemp »

Get a lawyer. Sue Boris for everything he's got.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
User avatar
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19926
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

Re: Vaccine Side Effects

Post by asthmatic camel »

It's no laughing matter-I'm seriously concerned that I won't be able to have babies now that my DNA's been altered.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
User avatar
Hotarubi
Posts: 3511
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:12 am
Title: Enchantress
Location: This septic Isle.

Re: Vaccine Side Effects

Post by Hotarubi »

asthmatic camel wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:38 pm It's no laughing matter-I'm seriously concerned that I won't be able to have babies now that my DNA's been altered.
Human race win!

Come down south, we're using excess vaccines as shooters and stamping on vials in front of coughing homeless people.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

:ball2:

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich. :BigGrin3: ~ Witness
User avatar
robinson
Posts: 13764
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Pretty much dead already
Location: USA

Re: Vaccine Side Effects

Post by robinson »

Image
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris