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Since mid-october I have been in a very dark place, even by my standards. Not in the sense of being depressed or anything, but I began doing some research on particularly some particularly sadistic murders for the story I wanted to write for NaNoWriMo and, though I never started the story, I got hooked on researching some of the killings I was researching. I do that sometimes, I just find a subject and it obsesses me for a while. Then I grow bored with it. And, well, lets just say there are some levels of depravity that get to even someone as jaded as me.

I am going to have to think nothing but happy thoughts for few days, just to get myself back to the "vaguely angry and/or depressed" state that passes for normal for me.
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There we go. That's what I'm talking about.... :twisted:
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A favorite:

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You know, I think this is the same cat as the picture above...
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Ok one that's not so sour:

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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When I get home, I will post a pic of Norbert sleeping in a box half his size. It is his box. He loves it. Don't get it.
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I call this

"Cat sitting on the head of grandchild dressed as cat"

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Very outre, I think.
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ed wrote:I call this

"Cat sitting on the head of grandchild dressed as cat"

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Very outre, I think.

I can tell its shooped because of the pixels...

Cute pic though.
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Grammatron wrote:Image
Okay, that one is going up on my wall.
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I think we should call that cat "Mini Ny"
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As promised: Ginormous Maine Coon and itty bitty shoe box.
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:)

I miss that kitty
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Your avatar says it all...:( I'll find a cute whippet pic for you. :)
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Here it is
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Nothing like a whippet burger to ease the mind. :D
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Hey! :x
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Cloverlief wrote:As promised: Ginormous Maine Coon and itty bitty shoe box.
Very nice. He's a handsome boy. I love Maine Coons. I've had three, and they're great kitties.

Does your love to play in the water from the faucet?

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MLynn wrote:Here it is

Cute dog. I like dogs as much as I like cats, just that cats are easier to care for.

Actually, it might surprise people, but I am a big softie for just about any sort of animal.
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Heheh, that would be my cats alright. One thing I can never figure out about their behavior is when I am getting frustrated at a game and yell at the screen, they scatter like they're in trouble. When they are actually doing something they shouldn't be and I am actually yelling at them, they just look at me like I'm stupid.
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Nyarlathotep wrote::)

I miss that kitty
You may ask: Is that box wrapped in a plastic bag? Why yes it is! Why? The cat wrapped it in the bag. I don't know why, he just did. You know his fondness for plastic. He's crazy!
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Cool Hand wrote:
Cloverlief wrote:As promised: Ginormous Maine Coon and itty bitty shoe box.
Very nice. He's a handsome boy. I love Maine Coons. I've had three, and they're great kitties.

Does your love to play in the water from the faucet?

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He is beautiful. He is a very sweet boy as well. He is also an incredibly naughty boy, who refuses to use the liter box.

No, no interest in water from the faucet. He does love plastic though, and will lick it non-stop. Never got why.
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Cloverlief wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
Cloverlief wrote:As promised: Ginormous Maine Coon and itty bitty shoe box.
Very nice. He's a handsome boy. I love Maine Coons. I've had three, and they're great kitties.

Does your love to play in the water from the faucet?

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He is beautiful. He is a very sweet boy as well. He is also an incredibly naughty boy, who refuses to use the liter box.

No, no interest in water from the faucet. He does love plastic though, and will lick it non-stop. Never got why.
There's your problem, it's an American cat and wants nothing to do with any Euro-hippy Metric system crap. Substitute a quarts box.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:Heheh, that would be my cats alright. One thing I can never figure out about their behavior is when I am getting frustrated at a game and yell at the screen, they scatter like they're in trouble. When they are actually doing something they shouldn't be and I am actually yelling at them, they just look at me like I'm stupid.
My dog Jax was a bit like that. At any point in time, I could look at him and say, "JAX!......bad dog", even when he was doing nothing at all, and he would look like this:

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So sorry. So, soooooo sorry.

But if he were actually doing something bad, like eating fresh shit out of the litter bad, like he did every day, he would look at me like this:

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And now for something completely different:

If this doesn't make you laugh at least once, and probably several times, check your pulse.

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Anaxagoras wrote:And now for something completely different:

If this doesn't make you laugh at least once, and probably several times, check your pulse.

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The last one was no doubt the best.
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This made me smile.

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I liked "As a kid? No."
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Lost one of my cats from an attack yesterday by the neighbor's dog. This reminded me of she and her sister would act around me, and made me smile and laugh:

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grayman wrote:Lost one of my cats from an attack yesterday by the neighbor's dog. This reminded me of she and her sister would act around me, and made me smile and laugh:

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Funny pic, but sorry to hear about the cat.
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Courtesy of our old friend Orphia Nay.

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Since this cat seems to have become my mascot...

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