The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY
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G. Gordon Liddy, plumber, 90.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Finally got flushed.
Too soon?
– J.D.
Too soon?
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome




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"Shitter's full!"
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Bobby Schmautz, 76. Played seven seasons with the Boston Bruins. Will forever wear the black and gold. R.I.P. Schmautzy.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Frank Jacobs, 92. Longtime contributor to Mad Magazine, with more credits than anyone except Al Jaffee (who is still alive at age 100).
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Prince Phillip, Queen Elizabeth's husband of 73 years. Age 99.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
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Yes, wall to wall programs on BBC one of how an unmitigated, obnoxious racist was actually a fine, supportive, respected, upstanding citizen and one of the greatest people who ever existed in the history of the known universe and I'm sure all the slitty eyed people around the world will be mourning for....seconds. Probably.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39806145
Bye. Φίλιππος.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39806145
Bye. Φίλιππος.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
~ Witness

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.

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They will go round eyed in amazement.
– J.D.
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome




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Royal correspondent and chief sycophant on the BBC: "Bear Grylls, Royal chief scout (yes, it still exists) and survival expert. Tell us of your experiences with The Duke of Edinburgh."
Bear Grylls: Well quite frankly, he was the greatest human being that ever existed on this side of the Universe or the other and, despite never actually meeting him or speaking to him, I can honestly tell you he was the warmest and most magnificent..(cont. until year 6565)
Bear Grylls: Well quite frankly, he was the greatest human being that ever existed on this side of the Universe or the other and, despite never actually meeting him or speaking to him, I can honestly tell you he was the warmest and most magnificent..(cont. until year 6565)
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
~ Witness

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.

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BBC Chief Royal Sycophant: Rebecca, as Royal correspondent for the Daily Mail, tell us about your relationship with The Duke of Edinburgh.
Becky Lyon-Farquar: Well, it was well known that the Duke absolutely detested any member of the Press corps with a passion, reserving his utmost contempt for journalists from sensationalist tabloids. So during the numerous occasions we were in the same room at Royal functions and at press conferences when he was berating me with an expletive loaded tirade about how I was the filth of the earth's anus and had stuck my head so far up Princess Diana's arse for years before making up some shit up about my wonderful bestie bestie bestest close friend St Di of Saintness fucking the entire Harlequins rugby team on a regular basis.....I'd like to think he considered me a friend he could trust and had earned a respect that was borne of a mutual intimate bondin...(con't until sun goes nova)
Becky Lyon-Farquar: Well, it was well known that the Duke absolutely detested any member of the Press corps with a passion, reserving his utmost contempt for journalists from sensationalist tabloids. So during the numerous occasions we were in the same room at Royal functions and at press conferences when he was berating me with an expletive loaded tirade about how I was the filth of the earth's anus and had stuck my head so far up Princess Diana's arse for years before making up some shit up about my wonderful bestie bestie bestest close friend St Di of Saintness fucking the entire Harlequins rugby team on a regular basis.....I'd like to think he considered me a friend he could trust and had earned a respect that was borne of a mutual intimate bondin...(con't until sun goes nova)
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
~ Witness

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.

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He once claimed to have found a chink in his armor.
What?

"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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BBC Royal Sycophant : And now, a message of condolence from the President of the United States of Arguments, Josef Biden.
Biden: Duke of Earl? That was the Fourth Tops wasn't it? I fought them.
Biden: Duke of Earl? That was the Fourth Tops wasn't it? I fought them.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
~ Witness

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.

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he deserves his own thread. I heard rumor he did much good in his rein
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He did have a habit of speaking without the filtering turned on however.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Ramsey Clark, 93.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Lee Hart, 85, wife of Gary Hart.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Bernie Madoff, 82.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Always another fuckin' dollar.
Your short position? Oh you won't see that no more.
Your short position? Oh you won't see that no more.
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Sergeant Ray Lambert, 100. Army medic on Omaha Beach.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/remem ... maha-beach
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/remem ... maha-beach
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BBC Royal Sycophant: ...I've been here all week, how much fucking longer have I got to do thiand now, on the eve of his royal highness's funeral, we speak to the contractually obliged ethnic minority. On this solemn occasion it's the turn of the blacks. With me is DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDeShaun Nelson, head of afro-carribean community development, social awareness and dance studies at Wandsworth Borough Council. Welcome D....Mr Nelson
Nelson: Thank you and I wish I was here not just to talk about black things.
BRS: Hahahahahaha! Good one! Now Mr Nelson, I'd just like to remind you that as the majority of our watching audience is white, you will be the spokesperson for the entire African diaspora and your thoughts, experience and outlook will reflect all of the other black people that exist. Good. Now did you ever meet Prince Philip.
Nelson: .....Well, yeah. We had just completed work on a community activity hall, incorporating Basketball...
BRS: White men can't jump hahahahahahaha
Nelson: ....Indoor football.....uh....and volleyball courts and an art workshop. Even a music studio.....
BRS: I love Bob Marley.
Nelson: ...It's been a really positive deve.........positive development for the community and working with the local constabulary, we've noticed a significant drop in gang related crime and and gang violence since the centre was built so it's had a real positive impact.
BRS: Good.Good. Good. Good. And Prince Phillip?
Nelson: His Royal Highness actually opened the centre in 2017. It was a positive turnout, lots of energy looking forward to the Prince's visit. The whole community had organised, a float procession - some of those guys had worked on those floats for months, they were fantastic. There were Caribbean food stalls, dance factories had choreographed routines and there was going to be an after visit party in the center itself. There was bunting, there was decorations... We were really looking forward to a great day.
BRS: Did you get to meet HRH?
Nelson: I did. A few of the community leaders got the privilege of a meet and greet. I was really excited as you only really get to see these guys on telly, it's almost surreal when someone of such magnitude approaches you. and you kinda panic
wondering what you are gping to say to him.
BRS: And what did he say?
Nelson: He asked me if I had any spears for sale.
BRS: You must've been very proud.
Nelson: uh wha?
BRS: A wonderful story, Thank you DeDed..Nelson. We'll be in touch the next time there's racism at a soccer game if John Barnes isn't available. And now, a dog that can fart Shirley Bassey songs . "One loooooove, one harr-arrr-arrrt, let's get togedda annnn feeeel ahhllrrriyt y'kna an' ting!!!"
Nelson: Thank you and I wish I was here not just to talk about black things.
BRS: Hahahahahaha! Good one! Now Mr Nelson, I'd just like to remind you that as the majority of our watching audience is white, you will be the spokesperson for the entire African diaspora and your thoughts, experience and outlook will reflect all of the other black people that exist. Good. Now did you ever meet Prince Philip.
Nelson: .....Well, yeah. We had just completed work on a community activity hall, incorporating Basketball...
BRS: White men can't jump hahahahahahaha
Nelson: ....Indoor football.....uh....and volleyball courts and an art workshop. Even a music studio.....
BRS: I love Bob Marley.
Nelson: ...It's been a really positive deve.........positive development for the community and working with the local constabulary, we've noticed a significant drop in gang related crime and and gang violence since the centre was built so it's had a real positive impact.
BRS: Good.Good. Good. Good. And Prince Phillip?
Nelson: His Royal Highness actually opened the centre in 2017. It was a positive turnout, lots of energy looking forward to the Prince's visit. The whole community had organised, a float procession - some of those guys had worked on those floats for months, they were fantastic. There were Caribbean food stalls, dance factories had choreographed routines and there was going to be an after visit party in the center itself. There was bunting, there was decorations... We were really looking forward to a great day.
BRS: Did you get to meet HRH?
Nelson: I did. A few of the community leaders got the privilege of a meet and greet. I was really excited as you only really get to see these guys on telly, it's almost surreal when someone of such magnitude approaches you. and you kinda panic
wondering what you are gping to say to him.
BRS: And what did he say?
Nelson: He asked me if I had any spears for sale.
BRS: You must've been very proud.
Nelson: uh wha?
BRS: A wonderful story, Thank you DeDed..Nelson. We'll be in touch the next time there's racism at a soccer game if John Barnes isn't available. And now, a dog that can fart Shirley Bassey songs . "One loooooove, one harr-arrr-arrrt, let's get togedda annnn feeeel ahhllrrriyt y'kna an' ting!!!"
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
~ Witness

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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But he had great hair.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Johnny Peirson, 95. Longtime Boston Bruins broadcaster (1968-1995), and player (1946-1958).
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.