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Turkish girl carrying a goat on her back that just gave birth and her dog carrying the baby. Rize, Turkey
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Aww
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:This thread needs updating. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :)

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Alex Jones and the rule of Goats

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

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The 20-goat crew is expected to clear about 15 acres on the southwest side of Goldsworth pond before students return for the fall semester.

The goats are ahead of schedule, said Nicholas Gooch, a university horticulturist and the project leader.
http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/stor ... 455237001/

The same has never been said for the union.
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Mountain goats?
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A goat herder for sparks… :mrgreen:
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Fainting goats should not attempt high risk sports.

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Not sure if this hasn't already been posted… :?
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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We shamefully neglect this thread! :oops:

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I already know the answer but I'll ask anyway: Why is that guy on the right not wearing any pants?
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Wikimedia wrote:A Sheep and Goat, by Chinese painter Zhao Mengfu (1254 – 1322). Handscroll, ink on paper, 25.2 x 48.4 cm.
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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And this shit is what passes (no pun intended) for news these days.

Ya wanna really do something about the fucking goat before someone gets killed?

Call ed.

He'll take care of it.
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Who's the sleepy kiddo? Eh? Get under the covers and trample on me balls sweetheart.
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This thread approaches Awesome.

If I had the place for them, I'd learn about goats first and then keep some myself.
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