The All New SC Dead Pool

ed · Post by ed » Fri May 18, 2018 2:10 pm

I want Hugh Hefner

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri May 18, 2018 2:24 pm

ed wrote:I want Hugh Hefner

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Fri May 18, 2018 11:45 pm

You'll have to forgive ed, he was born with the Cheating Cunt gene.

ed · Post by ed » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:56 pm

I want Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Twitter Users Promise to Protect Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg at All Costs After SCOTUS Shakeup

https://www.glamour.com/story/twitter-r ... -go-scotus

:doglaugh:

ed · Post by ed » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:18 pm

Thanks for having my back

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:19 pm

fuckin' ghouls

ed · Post by ed » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:17 am

Me too.

Plus I get more lulz.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:35 am

Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot die until noon on Jan. 20th, 2021.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:38 am

Weekend at Ruthie's?

That sounds like one for the movie trailer thread.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:25 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gader Ginsburg

ed · Post by ed » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:50 am

Thats "Bader" you sexist, anti-semitic, racist, fascist, thug, limey, bastard, tosser, wanker ... <whew.. outrage is tiring>

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:09 pm

It's Ruth Gaydar Ginsburg.

ed · Post by ed » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:14 pm

please, think of Keith

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gaydar Bintsburg

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:41 pm

It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:30 am

sparks wrote:It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.

To paraphrase The Yogi, "If people don't wanna die, how ya gonna stop 'em?"

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:35 am

De-Bunk is the winner.

Photo humiliation subject?

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:21 am

Sure enough!

This one's for you De-Bunk!!

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:48 am

Congratulations, De-Bunk.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:50 am

Aaand we're off again.

I'm staying with William Shatner.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:36 am

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:34 am

Sticking with the electrician.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:49 pm

Burt Reynolds snuffed it. De_Bunk done good.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:14 pm

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:15 pm

No change.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:23 pm

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:26 pm

And could you kindly name your victims? This is becoming hard work, something I'm no good at.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:31 pm

I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
Give me a minute

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:18 pm

ed wrote: ↑Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:31 pm I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
Give me a minute

Get a fucking move on, you fat, lazy Floridian bastard; I don't have all day.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:22 pm

Mad Mike for me.

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:33 pm

Norman Lloyd looks promising.

Thanks.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:46 am

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:52 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:46 am
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.

Perhaps. I don't have any info on his fidelity.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm

I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:57 pm

What, you mean I can't pick Kane Tanaka?

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:04 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:42 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
If Henry lives past 100 ( damn! ), can I still have him?

In the Biblical sense?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:49 am

Nah, you're OK with Henry, even if he lives to 120.

What I mean is I'm not going to allow any new contestants who are already 100 years old.

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:44 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.

Acknowledged. Oh well, makes it a little tougher, but so be it.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:20 am

No contestants over 100????

Why? Are you ageist?

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:41 pm

How about Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Beat Poet.

I hear he's got a new book coming out soon.