The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard! :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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George Burns for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nobody had Gene Wilder?

Just checking.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Who the fuck is the Cunt who picked Big Papi?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I thought Gene Wilder died in 2016. Did he die again?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year. Stan Lee was a strapping young lad of 15 when Betty was born.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Bruce wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.
Try 97
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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She may be 97, but she'd turn Bruce inside out.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I'll take Hugh Hefner. And no back talk dammit.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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For an elder god, you really don't get out much, do you? :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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"merely"?

Need I remind you?

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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apostate :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Rob Lister wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:40 am
Bruce wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.
Try 97
Thought she was older than 80. Guess I should have researched a little more.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Can I have Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Betty's already 'ad 'im.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Fine. I'll take Asthmatic Camel :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:43 am I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
FTFY
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: AC or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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shemp wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:33 pm ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
What's this supposed to mean?

Are you trying to get banned, AC? Did I miss a short-time announcement?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:01 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
:x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Is it too late too add Iran?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:09 pm Hey ed!

I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.

Quit stirring the pot. :p
Shut up or I'll pick you next.

As for ed, AC will probably outlive me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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まだ生きている。外道!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Bernie Sanders


too soon?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nobody had Ginger Baker, just checking.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Henry is of the Undead.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I don't want you, you are pickled from booze and are not going anywhere. I want William "the Shat" Shatner
Thank you.
asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I believe Shitner is taken. Why don't you take Donald Trump, he's probably going to blow a gasket and drop any minute now. I'm sticking with Brooks, I don't believe in changing horses in midstream.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I want Shatner
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Careful ed, don't blow a gasket.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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He's about to go, I can feel it.

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"

Just bask in the versatility
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Shatner is mine and mine only.

Nonce.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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ed wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pmI want Shatner
Every woman in the galaxy's 'ad 'im.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm Dammit die already! :evil:

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