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Re: Harambe

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Personally, I don't like the liberties that Hollywood is taking with the Harambe movie

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Re: Harambe

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↑ Seems clear now: it was a setup and Harambe has been shot by a jealous husband. :(

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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[youtube][/youtube]

All over the Net, you slackers… :roll:

My apologies to Cheetah who had already posted that – and I missed it! :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Jenali "is a laid-back individual and likes to look at cellphone photos and videos," according to the zoo. When he's not staring at screens, he's probably chilling with Bengati, one of three other silverbacks in Louisville.
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Re: Harambe

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If she was a boy, they would shoot him!

#VaginaHat

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Re: Harambe

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ed
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Re: Harambe

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In all seriousness, I created this

https://www.forevermissed.com/harambe-r ... -us/#about

Please visit and pay your respects. We are still reeling from the loss just over a year ago.

n.b. The song was Harambe's favorite.
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Re: Harambe

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[youtube][/youtube]
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Re: Harambe

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Dozens of rhesus monkeys have taken over a Florida state park

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There’s an upswing in monkey business in and around a state park in Florida, where bands of non-native rhesus macaques live along a river that’s popular with kayakers and tourists.

Officials have closed two walking areas at Silver Springs State Park because of unwanted monkey interactions with park guests. An observation deck and a boardwalk are off-limits because the primates have essentially taken over.

Matt Mitchell, the assistant director of Florida State Parks, said rangers are checking areas each morning for monkey activity.

“Park staff may temporarily close use areas if monkeys are spotted during these checks,” he wrote in an email. “Park staff also respond to reports of monkeys in public use areas by guests.”
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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This will end badly.
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Re: Harambe

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A "Homage site"
http://www.hollywoodgorillamen.com/
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Re: Harambe

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Haggard Hawks‏ @HaggardHawks
A MONKEY POOP is a smaller-than-normal poop deck.
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Re: Harambe

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We should send cash to ed, for Harambe's family. :(

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Re: Harambe

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I was thinking along the same lines, actually.
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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[youtube][/youtube]
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Currently free on amazon (but maybe not for long), this kindle book:

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XTGTG3X/


It might be advisable to use erasable color markers when coloring any of these pages on your ebook reader. :shock:
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Even on Mars:

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Re: Harambe

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Geezus on a bicycle kids, wear some friggin clothes. And you lady where are your heels?
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Re: Harambe

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No worries. Whatever owns that big eye in the lower right ate all of them in one gulp.
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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[youtube][/youtube]

:P
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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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At last a good prospect for a new Browns quarterback! :hyper:
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Re: Harambe

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Racist.
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Re: Harambe

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What? Good parabolic arc, perfect spin, hit the receiver in the hands...that ape throws better than Johnny Football.
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Re: Harambe

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So . . . one inattentive mother not only robbed the world of Love, she robbed Cleveland of its Dream. . . .

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Re: Harambe

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When is Harambe finally getting ESPN's 30:30?
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Re: Harambe

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Better yet, when is the REAL story of his murder going to be told? Where WAS Hillary at the time? AND Kushner. The thing reeks and not just of ape.
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Re: Harambe

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Grammatron wrote:When is Harambe finally getting ESPN's 30:30?
After he gets his Arthur Ash Courage Award . . . after Colin Kaepernick, Bruce Jenner, and Aaron Hernandez. . . .

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