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:x :x :x
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Re: Harambe

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This is a racist microaggression.

:x

And this is just too awesome:

http://reason.com/blog/2016/09/06/umass ... e-racist-m
As it turns out, "Harambe" is also the name of the university's residential community for students of African heritage. The RAs—who identify themselves as "Ryan and Colleen" in their letter—are concerned that these students could take offense.

Student Jarod Sasdi posted a screenshot of the letter on Twitter. The full thing is worth reading, but here's a breathlessly tone deaf snippet:

"Any negative remarks regarding 'Harambe' will be seen as a direct attack to our campus's African American community. Please be careful what gets written on your whiteboards, as well as what you write on them. If you are not the one writing these remarks, please let us or the RA on duty know."
This is UMass Amherst and 'Harambee' with 2 e's is a racially segregated residential community for AA students. It existed before Harambe the gorilla was a meme and comes from the same Swahili word.
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Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ ἁραμβὴ, καὶ ὁ ἁραμβὴ ἦν πρὸς τὸν μέγαν πατέρα, καὶ πατὴρ ἦν ὁ ἁραμβὴ, Anax.

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Re: Harambe

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It's all greek to me.
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Re: Harambe

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This is my personal statement. I hope you will enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it.
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Re: Harambe

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:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Monkey Lives Matter!!!!!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Who you callin' "lower primate" little man?
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Re: Harambe

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He's an ape, not a monkey.

Dipshit. :P
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Re: Harambe

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Ape????

Microagressor!!!!!!!!
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Re: Harambe

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Anaxagoras wrote:He's an ape, not a monkey.
He is a very naughty boy.





Or "was."



:(

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Re: Harambe

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'He didn't beat his chest': Animal expert says Harambe the gorilla KNEW boy who fell into his enclosure was 'defenceless' and would never have attacked him
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... t-boy.html

This might have to be cross posted in Paranormal since it involves gorilla mindreading too.

Anyway, it just gets worse and worse. I think that an international committee should investigate inasmuch as the powersw that be here in the ape hating USA are content to let it lie. :x
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Well, now we are getting somewhere.

Thousands Sign Petition Calling For Immediate Canonization Of Harambe
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Animal rights activists have created an online petition asking the Congregation for the Causes of Saints to waive the sainthood waiting period for Harambe, the endangered 450-pound gorilla who was fatally shot after a boy fell into its “hermitage” at the Cincinnati Zoo.
The petition, which has already gathered over 300,000 signatures, asks Pope Francis to immediately proclaim Harambe a saint, elevating the great ape to the universal veneration of the Church.
“By canonizing Harambe, the Pope will not be making him a saint,” said Toby Porter who is spearheading the canonization effort. “We already know he’s a saint because he’s an animal, and all animals are worthy of eternal veneration regardless of whether they are dead or alive. Rather, Pope Francis will simply be declaring that our silverback gorilla is already with God and is an authentic example of following Christ, and worthy of imitation by the faithful, both human and ape.”
Porter later went on to add that he hoped Harambe would be added to the general calendar of the Church.
In response, Pope Francis announced this morning that he would be issuing a new encyclical titled, Banana Vitae, reaffirming the orthodox teaching of the Catholic Church regarding responsible conservation of animals and their habitats.
At press time, animal rights activists have also announced plans to ask Pope Francis to excommunicate the parents of the boy who fell into the gorilla “hermitage” for negligence, as well as the zookeeper who shot Harambe for violating the spirit of Laudato Si.
http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2016/06/01 ... f-harambe/

Might get me back into church.
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We are taking action!!! We demand action!!!!
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An artist's impression of the new bill?

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Is that Obama or Michelle? Dammit I was addressing the pic on the new bill!
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Re: Harambe

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That's not the Harambe way
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Harambe, Thou Monkey Amongst Monkeys

the night falls as if slain by the sun, soulless are we.
the salvation for which you sacrifice yourself
flares once, then dies,
crushed by the abyss.
all hope must sicken and die.

your love is no more.
how could you abandon me?
spirits surround us, crying,
we have lost our way.
http://www.deadlounge.com/poetry
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A free form poem dedicated to Harambe
Harambe

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe, Harambe. Gentle monkey

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe, Harambe. Gentile monkey

Abdul, Abdul, Abdul. Hateful Wanker

Abdul, Abdul, Abdul. Loathsome Wanker

Your venomous barb directed at an innocent monkey who is not a member of your tribe!
You can marry but that is not enough!
You would deny marriage, nay, life itself to a shy, gentle forest sprite!

Abdul, Abdul, Abdul. Loathsome Wanker

Abdul, Abdul, Abdul. Hateful Wanker

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe, Harambe. Gentile monkey

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe, Harambe. Gentile monkey
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Poetic licence.

Damn good poetry though, no?
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Re: Harambe

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Harambe:Monkey Real Abdul:Abdul Alhazred

a nom de primate
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Re: Harambe

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Grief and boredom
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Fun for the whole family.

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Re: Harambe

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Definitely worth two bouncing Harambes!!
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does gorillas like Black Beatty-----or does they just disturb and frustrade
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not sounds of jungle at all
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Re: Harambe Butt-Fucks phyllis

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apes love their sor milk---buttermilk
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Re: Harambe

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Is anyone surprised?
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This is the last time I clean up after you, Bruce :x
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Man honors memory of Harambe with sand sculpture

http://static-38.sinclairstoryline.com/ ... arambe.jpg

Author Lee Stone carved a memorial out of sand in Delray Beach, Florida in honor of Harambe.



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Florida + Harambe ... it don't get better
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Another one gone.

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories ... s-zoo.html
A 31-year-old western lowland gorilla has died at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, officials there say.

Anakka died today, they said, after he failed to recover from anesthesia that was administered Monday for a routine medical procedure.
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Re: Harambe

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:x

Anakka. His name was Anakka.

Murderer.

:x
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