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Re: Harambe

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BROOKLYN, N.Y. - ‘Harambe’ will make his racing debut Wednesday at Churchill Downs, the famed home of the Kentucky Derby, in Louisville, Kentucky.

It won’t be the deceased gorilla going head-to-head with thoroughbreds, but a 2-year-old colt owned by Muzeyyen Karabulut.

The horse is for sale and running in a maiden claiming race, meaning you can own ‘Harambe’ for $15,000. With the 2-year-old for sale, one wonders if Harambe was close to owner Karabulut’s heart, or he’s a master at using social media to sell a horse.

Harambe was a 17-year-old Western lowland gorilla that was fatally shot in May after a 3-year-old child fell into his pen at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Re: Harambe

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So will the jockey be a monkey?
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Re: Harambe

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Too soon.
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harambe should have been heard

lumber jack's polka----oi oi oi love is hot
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maybe Mr.harambe's purpose of wild life would have been to belong to dancing party
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Have another drink!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA! My Desperate Fat, Drunk, Racist Bitch!

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Re: Harambe

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I think Mr.charambe should been crist
to Eric-----Eric has no soul
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Re: Harambe

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Have another drink!

Then dance some more for me! Bitch!

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Re: Harambe

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Unfunny repetitive post is unfunny
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Re: Harambe

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Harambe: on the Duodecil Anniversary of your MURDER

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe
Vast heaving carcase brought low
By a bullet hurled by hate
Brought low, brought low

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe
Vast heaving carcase home to innumerable vermin
By a bullet hurled by hate
Brought low, brought low

You were not the only one permanently dispossessed by the white, hegemonic patriarchy!!
You were not the only one permanently dispossessed by the white, hegemonic patriarchy!!
Patriarchy!!
Patriarchy!!
Patriarchy!!

Fleas' Lives Matter!!!
Do they not bleed!!
Can we not get along through the bounty of Mother Gaia????
Can we not share the frequency inspired crystalline gaze?
Harambe, Harambe the Earth weeps.

Harambe, Harambe, Harambe
Vast heaving carcase brought low
By a bullet hurled by hate
Brought low, brought low
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Re: Harambe

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Did someone say something about "unfunny"? :p
I saw the juxtaposition of my last two posts and thought that the unintended irony was truly epic so I let things lie.
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Ed, is the poem yours?
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Re: Harambe

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Anaxagoras wrote:Ed, is the poem yours?
Yes.

Post modernism at it's best.

We should set it to music. Do it at our drum circle.
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Re: Harambe

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https://i.imgur.com/oG7i51j.gif

Please show some respect.
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Re: Harambe

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that pompous know-nothing doesn't belong in the Harambe thread.
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Re: Harambe

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This time of year is the hardest. :(
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Re: Harambe

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sadly Mr.Harambe didn't heard about Mr.Jesus before his soul slipped to damnation
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Re: Harambe

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Everyone is hopping onto the Harambe bandwagon, trying to make a bundle on his death. Shameful.

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Re: Harambe

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A tidal wave of popularity.
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Re: A great victory for Harambe!

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Sometimes the jokes write themselves. How yo gonna stop that? :)

Clemson Students Shocked to Learn They Can't Ban Harambe Jokes
PJ Media
They went to school and learned, I don't see any problems here.
There's no acceptable excuse for anyone here, let alone someone extending their education, to be shocked to discover that free speech means a person can not lawfully silence someone else. None.
That's bad logic and worse philosophy when the context is college students.
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Re: Harambe

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Odd that they were never exposed to the concept before college at all? No?
Seems like college is a perfect place to understand this nuanced, legal concept. Also it's not clear how many people didn't know it already "several" isn't exactly a number.
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Re: Harambe

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Harambe: Thou Greatest of Monkeys

go on all fours thru the bracken
loathe the zoo and quaff dark summer
trees are raining
an ape is running wild

shoot me if i am shot

somebody furry
like you.

O! Harambe!
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Re: Harambe

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I have nothing to do with that Mr. harambees thing
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But have another drink! That will help the fact no one gives a shit about you, right?

It always helps!

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Re: Harambe

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you said that just when I started to take myself serioulsly----everything collapsed again
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Re: Harambe

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https://i.imgflip.com/1bs32h.jpg

But have another drink! That will help the fact no one gives a shit about you, right?

It always helps!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Re: Harambe

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this is serious threat---not to steal for monkey business
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Re: Harambe

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https://i.imgflip.com/1bs32h.jpg

But have another drink! That will help the fact no one gives a shit about you, right?

It always helps!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Re: Harambe

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you mean nobody takes seriously----so it is:nobody
that's how clowns evolves
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Re: Harambe

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https://i.imgflip.com/1bs32h.jpg

But have another drink! That will help the fact no one gives a shit about you, right?

It always helps!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Re: Harambe

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