Investments a la Camel

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asthmatic camel
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Investments a la Camel

Post by asthmatic camel »

I'm fucking rich.

So fuck you.

If you ask me very nicely.

Very very nicely.

I'll tell you.

To fuck off.

And spend years wearing horrible suits.

And years at night school.

Learning how to do this.

BHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAA
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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I've seen people like you in Vegas.
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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SELL! SELL! SELL!
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Rob Lister wrote:SELL! SELL! SELL!
You fucking pussy!
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Grammatron wrote:I've seen people like you in Vegas.

You're a fucking pussy, too.
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Grammatron wrote:I've seen people like you in Vegas.

You're a fucking pussy, too.
Yes, I'm soft, warm, and persuasive.
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Have I got a deal for you!
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Abdul, I have a few shares left in my new Nigerian Ground Nut Scheme™, should you be interested.

It's Kosher.

Honest Injun.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Abdul, I have a few shares left in my new Nigerian Ground Nut Scheme™, should you be interested.

It's Kosher.

Honest Injun.
Why should I pay a Nigerian to grind my nuts, you fucking Ponzi scammer!
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Oh, ye of little faith...

I've doubled my money in the four years since George Osborne's 2015 pension reforms.

So fuck you.

https://i.imgur.com/8rUxu3R.png
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For a mere 1% a year, I shall make you wealthy.

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Re: Investments a la Camel

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I'm minted!

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Re: Investments a la Camel

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The suits ain't horrible and me fellow furries tend to have small and easily accommodated penises.






I suspect this may not be the right thread for this...
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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I'm not quite rich, but richness approacheth...

https://i.imgur.com/5JWzI6w.png

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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Good luck with that richness thing AC.

He'll get rich, then he'll get all uppity and not talk to us anymore. And shortly after that, Mrs. AC will become disenchanted due to his lack of attention. She'll have a tawdry affair that means nothing, but the guy involved will take a poke or five too seriously and figure he's got to off AC in order to live in blissful wedlock (as if there is such a thing...) with the former Mrs. AC. She is a sensible human, ratfinks the lover out, he goes to jail for the rest of his life and she lives in the Bahamas without care or worry for the rest of her life on the insurance money.

Been done a million times on film.
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I assumed we were all rich here, who else would have all the free time to post?
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Grammatron wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:46 pm I assumed we were all rich here, who else would have all the free time to post?
You were wrong.

Again. :)
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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Red heads and boats are not poor man's hobbies.
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Re: Investments a la Camel

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I rest my case.