Asthmatic Camel's Nerdy Modelling Thread.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:57 am

Is that where you bring them AC? Where is the duct tape?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:41 pm

The duct tape is all over the hookers who're bricked up in the cellar.

They start to smell too soon in the attic.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:12 am

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:41 pm

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:28 am

You can tell which way the wind is blowing.
Found here:

In pictures: Sony World Photography Awards

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:29 pm

From the north

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:14 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:05 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun May 10, 2020 9:30 pm

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun May 17, 2020 2:46 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon May 18, 2020 1:37 am

ed · Post by ed » Mon May 18, 2020 12:28 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:42 am Ahem.

Meanwhile, back in T3h Attic of Doom™, work progresses. I'm now out of timber and getting any more at the moment would require jumping through hoops, so I'll just paint what I've done.

And, if anyone was wondering if the mirrored insulation I've used is effective, I can confirm that it is. Very. It's toast up there.

Something occurred to me. You need to provide some ventilation in there or dehumidification.

Rust, my boy, rust.

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Mon May 18, 2020 12:34 pm

It never sleeps.

ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Mon May 18, 2020 4:38 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric-steam_locomotive

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon May 18, 2020 11:11 pm

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 19, 2020 11:11 am

Venitilation is there aplenty. Not too little , not too plenty. Just the right amount.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu May 21, 2020 11:22 am

There's ventilation up there, ed. Not a great deal but sufficient. Behind the silver stuff is a shed-load of breeze.

Think I'm stupid? I worked in the construction industry for years.

And I'm as hard as fuck.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu May 21, 2020 11:35 am

And it's aluminium. Doesn't rust.

Fuckwit.

ed · Post by ed » Thu May 21, 2020 11:54 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 11:22 am

And I'm as hard as fuck.

Is that when you read my posts and think of me or just generally?

ed · Post by ed » Thu May 21, 2020 12:25 pm

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu May 21, 2020 1:16 pm

Maybe if you gave them more than 31 minutes to answer...

ed · Post by ed » Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:16 pm Maybe if you gave them more than 31 minutes to answer...

why, exactly, would I do that?
He has it in for me. Screw him. limey bastard. Probably a ginger too ...

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 pm

ed wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:16 pm Maybe if you gave them more than 31 minutes to answer...
why, exactly, would I do that?
He has it in for me. Screw him. limey bastard. Probably a ginger too ...

Ginger? Ew. Dump him.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu May 21, 2020 9:47 pm

Commuter train, Moscow.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu May 21, 2020 10:53 pm

ed wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 12:25 pm<Crickets>

I'm as hard as fuck.

Really.

Cycling 30 miles a night at speed and another 20 or so during the day.

And Getting in an hour or so karate kata when I'm not too busy rebuilding my house.

You fat cunt.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu May 21, 2020 11:05 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 pm
ed wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 1:16 pm Maybe if you gave them more than 31 minutes to answer...
why, exactly, would I do that?
He has it in for me. Screw him. limey bastard. Probably a ginger too ...
Ginger? Ew. Dump him.

I was ginger in the days of my youth, hence my being hard as fuck. Having ginger hair is a great way to learn how to kick the shit out of bullies.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Fri May 22, 2020 2:48 am

Kick the shit outa them bullies bro. Years, years after I got out of ...well... a place, boyos that targeted me little testicules were found floating face down in an absurdly named river.

(disclaimer: The above is a revenge fantasy I have been nursing for 50ish years. Actually so far as far as I know I've outlived most them.

ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Fri May 22, 2020 12:39 pm

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:23 am

Passengers have drinks in the Jolly Tar, one of the so-called "tavern cars" that the British Rail introduced in the 1940s.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat May 23, 2020 4:19 am

Fid wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 2:48 am Kick the shit outa them bullies bro. Years, years after I got out of ...well... a place, boyos that targeted me little testicules were found floating face down in an absurdly named river.

(disclaimer: The above is a revenge fantasy I have been nursing for 50ish years. Actually so far as far as I know I've outlived most them.

It helped that I grew to 6'2". Kicked the shit out of the worst offender and the rest left me alone after 13 years of being picked on relentlessly. It's not as though being ginger is a conscious choice is it? But some seem to take it as a personal affront.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat May 23, 2020 4:28 am

Witness wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 12:23 am
Passengers have drinks in the Jolly Tar, one of the so-called "tavern cars" that the British Rail introduced in the 1940s.

Those were the days. Many long distance trains still allow drinking and have buffet cars but if you fancy a tipple on London Transport, or on the way to a football game, you're bang out of luck.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat May 23, 2020 6:20 am

How the fuck can anyone travel in London or watch a football soccer game sober?

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat May 23, 2020 8:10 am

I wouldn't know. I participate in neither activity.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Sat May 23, 2020 2:09 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 4:28 am
Witness wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 12:23 am
Passengers have drinks in the Jolly Tar, one of the so-called "tavern cars" that the British Rail introduced in the 1940s.

Those were the days. Many long distance trains still allow drinking and have buffet cars but if you fancy a tipple on London Transport, or on the way to a football game, you're bang out of luck.

That’s changed “fairly” recently. I remember having drinks while traveling around London in the days before moving stateside (so early 2000s)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat May 23, 2020 8:46 pm

Drinking in public's become very much frowned upon in recent years, Giz. Street drinking's banned altogether around here.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:12 pm

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun May 24, 2020 10:40 pm

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:12 pm

Now the builders' yard is finally open again, T3h Attic of Doom™ is all but complete: the fresh timber needs treating and then the lot's getting a final coat of paint.

It has been a massive, filthy pain in the arse to do.

And now, perhaps, we are to begin...

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:12 pm

You know they detect grow rooms from the outside using thermal imaging right?

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:27 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 8:46 pm Drinking in public's become very much frowned upon in recent years, Giz. Street drinking's banned altogether around here.

That’s a shame. (From my selfish nostalgia perspective). Still, I imagine it may have made croydon a little less terrible for those who live there.