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I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere


For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in


Here it is


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robinson wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:16 pm I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere


For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in


Here it is


Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.
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Surprise wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:19 am
Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.
Yep. Sorry to be pedantic about a joke.

More info from Japan.
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Meanwhile

In the real world


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Might be NSFW
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that's not funny to me.
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Of course not


You probably support the idea that the authorities should just not do anything while mobs climb statues and destroy them

And put lives and well being at risk

You fucking commie symp
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You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:05 pm Or ivory. Or plastic. Yadda. :cowbell:
Seinfeld borrowing or. perhaps, appropriation.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:56 pm
ed wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:27 pm You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul
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Set in an alternate universe where Jews are not funny. A work of Dada anti-art.

The very lack of humor accentuated by the laugh track (or is it a studio audience).

Very Buñuel and Dali like in its insistence on meaninglessness.

As it might be Un Chien Andalou or L'Age Dor censored in accordance with the standards of US broadcast television. :coolspecs:

You pretentious poof.
Let me point out that you got one part correct. It is Dali-like in that it was and is all about the money (or geld, to stay ethnic)
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Yadda Yadda is Lenny Bruce

He did a standup bit about .... ah fuck it


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leave me alone
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The Shark party


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I don't know, but I don't like this
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Relax, it's to make the climate change topic sexy
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It's just going to seem creepy you idiot
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You say that like it's a bad thing
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Hmmm

You don’t seem to know what the woman who created Boxxy is doing these days


Interesting
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Like I said, it’s odd that you don’t know
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It’s not that I don’t care about transphobia, it’s that I don’t care about transphobe
– there was a lot of “who is a sockpuppet for whom?” going around, and I realized that I completely don’t care because, in general, when I am dealing with someone on the internet, I treat everyone as a sockpuppet.
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I actually am a sockpuppet.


And those videos are disgusting.
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Don't worry, nobody reads this topic. Or most of my posts. And pretty much none of yours.
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You're saying nobody cares?
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I'm saying nobody has cared for a very long time.
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Isn't that sort of like having the freedom to do as you will?
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You're goddamned right it is. If you actually care about what other people think of you, or depend on what other people think for a living, you are fucked.

And not in the good way.
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But is it funny?
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It is to me, and that's the important part.
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That's what Andy Kaufman would say!