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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:38 am Laugh at everything, however tragic. It's the only way to be happy during our short visit.
That and weed
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Which leads to laughing at everything
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robinson wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:44 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:38 am Laugh at everything, however tragic. It's the only way to be happy during our short visit.
That and weed
Can't stand weed, makes me seriously paranoid and psychotic. All drugs do except for alcohol. Fill me with beer and I'll be your friend for life. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I don’t smoke weed or drink or do anything

(the weed comment was a joke lol)
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I got a new hybrid electric vehicle, one that makes no noise, as in silent, when the gas engine isn't on. When slowly rolling up behind somebody walking in the road (get the fuck out of the road!) they simply don't know you are coming.


This fucking car has a noise it makes when going slow. No, not an engine noise, a creepy movie soundtrack kind of noise, like the scary music you hear right before zombies show up.

It's both hilarious and somewhat disturbing.
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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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I started to entertain myself on commie liberal forums by posting the most outrageous over the top, total anti Trump bullshit nonsense I can come up with


The lulz is when somebody agrees with me
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This is no time for humor
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It's always a good time for a laugh
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Nobody believes you are actually laughing


You are just a troll
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robinson2 wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:02 am Nobody believes you are actually laughing


You are just a troll
And you are just a bot
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I find this amusing, inspiring and awesome


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robinson wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:28 pm I find this amusing, inspiring and awesome


Why is this noteworthy? She identified as a man, people respected that. “Man serves as army doctor” is hardly news.
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It was what happened in South Africa with the Governor, Lord Charles Somerset, that makes it really funny
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After he discovered she was a woman, they had a man/woman relationship, which resulted in a charge of buggery, at which point things became interesting
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Then there was the duel with the captain of the Dragoons, the conflict with Florence Nightingale, and ... but I say too much
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Buy the book
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from the list of images they can't show you

Train, Gordon Gahan
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Which can be found on Pinterest
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Somewhere in the distant future, aliens who find the gold disc melt it down for the gold
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Nonsense English? I don't know. Sound more translatable than much of Eddy Vedder's songs.
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I know


That’s what makes it awesome
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