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Ahhh ... West Country Faggots ... simply the best.
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No one need ask ever again why we in the South East live longer.
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Spiced pickled eggs in beet vinegar. Will be perfect by Christmas. :)

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Yummy. Just yummy.
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Pickled mussels in chopped jalapeño and thyme vinegar. Just the job for Boxing Day hangovers. :)

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Hotarubi wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:52 am No one need ask ever again why we in the South East live longer.
Perhaps, lacking the exhilarating taster of Mr Brains, it just seems longer
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I bought a pack of these as a stocking-filler for my old Mum...

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Now, seeing as Hotarubi appears to think that South Eastern food is a healthy option, may I present one of De_Bunk's favourite delicacies? Jellied Eels. These could well be the main reason I have yet to visit him.

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Yes. I've just got back from the Roux Brothers' establishment in Cleethorpes.
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Snigger. DB's far to the South and East than Cleethorpes. I believe his love of jellied eels derived from his younger days in the East End of London. :)
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Its London AND the South East my boy.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:16 am Its London AND the South East my boy.
It's about as South East as Stockport is South West. Unless North Lincolnshire has moved since the last time I visited.

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I digress.

Here, I give you Opies Pickled Walnuts, a seasonal delicacy which are hard to track down and thusly hoarded when I can find them.

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what are they like? I might get some as a bonus gift for some folks here.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=pickled+waln ... _sb_noss_1
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:22 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:16 am Its London AND the South East my boy.
It's about as South East as Stockport is South West. Unless North Lincolnshire has moved since the last time I visited.

Dear boy. ;)
Thats what I mean, London is not (god forbid) the "South East."

We have standards. Why do you think Cilla "Liverpool is the greatest place in the world" Black lived in Buckinghamshire for 30 years.
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ed wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:08 pm what are they like? I might get some as a bonus gift for some folks here.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=pickled+waln ... _sb_noss_1
They're delicious, (I shit you not), one of the finest pickles money can buy. Perfect on their own or sliced, a delightful addition to any meat sandwich. Opies vinegar is so good that I save it for reuse. :)

Charles Dickens mentioned them in The Pickwick Papers
Charles Dickens in his book The Pickwick Papers, published in 1836. In chapter 49 he writes,

However, there he lay, and I have heard my uncle say, many a time, that the man said who picked him up that he was smiling as merrily as if he had tumbled out for a treat, and that after they had bled him, the first faint glimmerings of returning animation, were his jumping up in bed, bursting out into a loud laugh, kissing the young woman who held the basin, and demanding a mutton chop and a pickled walnut. He was very fond of pickled walnuts, gentlemen. He said he always found that, taken without vinegar, they relished the beer.
Mind you, looking at the price you'd be paying, they'd better be some good friends you're buying for. Over here I can get them for around £2.50 a jar.
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A slight digression, (unless one regards whisky as food), Christmas presents for my grumpy, deeply fragrant brother.

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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:34 pm
ed wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:08 pm what are they like? I might get some as a bonus gift for some folks here.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=pickled+waln ... _sb_noss_1
They're delicious, (I shit you not), one of the finest pickles money can buy. Perfect on their own or sliced, a delightful addition to any meat sandwich. Opies vinegar is so good that I save it for reuse. :)

Charles Dickens mentioned them in The Pickwick Papers
Charles Dickens in his book The Pickwick Papers, published in 1836. In chapter 49 he writes,

However, there he lay, and I have heard my uncle say, many a time, that the man said who picked him up that he was smiling as merrily as if he had tumbled out for a treat, and that after they had bled him, the first faint glimmerings of returning animation, were his jumping up in bed, bursting out into a loud laugh, kissing the young woman who held the basin, and demanding a mutton chop and a pickled walnut. He was very fond of pickled walnuts, gentlemen. He said he always found that, taken without vinegar, they relished the beer.
Mind you, looking at the price you'd be paying, they'd better be some good friends you're buying for. Over here I can get them for around £2.50 a jar.
Cheap bastard ed can get them for $8.94 here. I don't know what the shipping and handling charge is but I hope it bankrupt him. Walmart has them for $21.63 but with free shipping.

Or cheap bastard ed can make his own.
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Shemp, these delicacies are loved only by gourmands like yours truly and not generally purchased by the hoi polloi. If I'm lucky, the supermarkets have plenty of unsold stock after Christmas and flog them off for about a pound. I still have two jars left from last year's bulk purchase. :)
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:34 pm
ed wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:08 pm what are they like? I might get some as a bonus gift for some folks here.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=pickled+waln ... _sb_noss_1
They're delicious, (I shit you not), one of the finest pickles money can buy. Perfect on their own or sliced, a delightful addition to any meat sandwich. Opies vinegar is so good that I save it for reuse. :)

Charles Dickens mentioned them in The Pickwick Papers
Charles Dickens in his book The Pickwick Papers, published in 1836. In chapter 49 he writes,

However, there he lay, and I have heard my uncle say, many a time, that the man said who picked him up that he was smiling as merrily as if he had tumbled out for a treat, and that after they had bled him, the first faint glimmerings of returning animation, were his jumping up in bed, bursting out into a loud laugh, kissing the young woman who held the basin, and demanding a mutton chop and a pickled walnut. He was very fond of pickled walnuts, gentlemen. He said he always found that, taken without vinegar, they relished the beer.
Mind you, looking at the price you'd be paying, they'd better be some good friends you're buying for. Over here I can get them for around £2.50 a jar.
Yup ed, they're good. And you're paying over the odds. However , I would suggest you take your nuts with a mean gorgonzola and a robust port.

I'll be ordering from Fortnum and Mason. Quality for quality.
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Hotarubi wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:53 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:34 pm
ed wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:08 pm what are they like? I might get some as a bonus gift for some folks here.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=pickled+waln ... _sb_noss_1
They're delicious, (I shit you not), one of the finest pickles money can buy. Perfect on their own or sliced, a delightful addition to any meat sandwich. Opies vinegar is so good that I save it for reuse. :)

Charles Dickens mentioned them in The Pickwick Papers
Charles Dickens in his book The Pickwick Papers, published in 1836. In chapter 49 he writes,

However, there he lay, and I have heard my uncle say, many a time, that the man said who picked him up that he was smiling as merrily as if he had tumbled out for a treat, and that after they had bled him, the first faint glimmerings of returning animation, were his jumping up in bed, bursting out into a loud laugh, kissing the young woman who held the basin, and demanding a mutton chop and a pickled walnut. He was very fond of pickled walnuts, gentlemen. He said he always found that, taken without vinegar, they relished the beer.
Mind you, looking at the price you'd be paying, they'd better be some good friends you're buying for. Over here I can get them for around £2.50 a jar.
Yup ed, they're good. And you're paying over the odds. However , I would suggest you take your nuts with a mean gorgonzola and a robust port.

I'll be ordering from Fortnum and Mason. Quality for quality.
Oh Hell yes! My sadly deceased father used to buy a full round of the sweatiest mature stilton he could find at Christmas, dig a whole in the middle and soak it with Cockburn's Vintage port. Most excellent served on Ritz Crackers with a slice of pickled walnut and/or a pickled jalapeño. Probably why he never had any money for decent Christmas presents and may well be the reason I became an alcoholic.
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You know, Hotarubi, I recently dug over my garden as Mrs. C. fancied a kitchen garden. (A back-breaking task for a bloke with a slipped disk: left me unable to walk for three weeks but she-who-must-be-obeyed must be obeyed.) I've looked into purchasing a walnut tree and it seems that they'd grow well here. Trouble is they take five years to start producing nuts and I'm not sure I could be arsed picking and pickling them by the time I'm 60, (If I'm still capable), even though I'm far more tight-fisted than ed.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:38 pm Shemp, these delicacies are loved only by gourmands like yours truly and not generally purchased by the hoi polloi. If I'm lucky, the supermarkets have plenty of unsold stock after Christmas and flog them off for about a pound. I still have two jars left from last year's bulk purchase. :)
I'm sure their exquisite flavor and texture would be lost on my pedestrian taste buds like pearls before swine.
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Yeah, I'm sure something like this would suit your plebeian taste buds.

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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:06 pm Yeah, I'm sure something like this would suit your plebeian taste buds.

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I had to Google Denny's but was dismayed to find they operate in my picturesque area, although, thankfully not in Stockport. Blech.

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Yup. In the UK Denny's exists up North and guess where?

You got it.

Wales.

You cannot, cannot sum up Denny's better than that.
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You dare to insult the land of my fathers, boyo?

We'll soon sort you out...

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Here, have a proper Welsh breakfast: Bacon, sausage, cockles and laverbread. (It takes a real warrior to stomach laverbread.)

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Ah! The "Welsh caviar". :)
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Looks like a burnt turd after a rotten kebab.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:25 pm Here, have a proper Welsh breakfast: Bacon, sausage, cockles and laverbread. (It takes a real warrior to stomach laverbread.)

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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:35 am Looks like a burnt turd after a rotten kebab.
It's an acquired taste, that's true. ;) Boiled seaweed is for the brave man.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:20 am
Hotarubi wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:35 am Looks like a burnt turd after a rotten kebab.
It's an acquired taste, that's true. ;) Boiled seaweed is for the brave man.
Tried it. It tastes like it looks.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:19 am
asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:20 am
Hotarubi wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:35 am Looks like a burnt turd after a rotten kebab.
It's an acquired taste, that's true. ;) Boiled seaweed is for the brave man.
Tried it. It tastes like it looks.
Tastes like a manky minge but it's highly nutritious. :D
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Here's the real version of Men of Harlech. And, if ed doesn't fancy Charlotte Church, he's the biggest faggot on SC. (Not, of course...)

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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:19 pm Here's the real version of Men of Harlech. And, if ed doesn't fancy Charlotte Church, he's the biggest faggot on SC. (Not, of course...)

she is a definitive cutie and does a great job. Liked that song since


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You just couldn't allow me a little fun could you, you miserable colonist?

Here, stuff a white pudding right where it belongs. Faggotass.

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In parts of the UK, because of their appearance, fruit pastry slices with dried fruit inside, are referred to as a Flies’ Cemetery.
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