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Why you should not stand on top of a building

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that's some depraved shit but i couldn't stop watching
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We had a bloke decapitated right outside our house ten days ago.

Driving fast down the road sending texts on his cellphone. Failed to see a house being moved down the same road, despite highly-lit pilot vehicles, plus the house itself lit up like a christmas tree.

He caught the very corner of the house right in front of the steering wheel and took his head clean off.

Fuck all damage to the car - new windscreen and buff out a dent.
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Rob Lister wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:50 am that's some depraved shit but i couldn't stop watching
I gave up after 10 secs as the laws of physics weren't being obeyed.

So I presume it's not real.
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The Atheist wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:01 am We had a bloke decapitated right outside our house ten days ago.

Driving fast down the road sending texts on his cellphone. Failed to see a house being moved down the same road, despite highly-lit pilot vehicles, plus the house itself lit up like a christmas tree.

He caught the very corner of the house right in front of the steering wheel and took his head clean off.

Fuck all damage to the car - new windscreen and buff out a dent.
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shemp wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:25 am
Why is that shit necessary? Good Fucking Gawd, what a load of excrement. Shame on the idiots who made that.

Fuck.

Just fuck.
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shemp wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:25 am
Why is that shit necessary? Good Fucking Gawd, what a load of excrement. Shame on the idiots who made that.

Fuck.

Just fuck.
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shemp wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:25 am
Why is that shit necessary? Good Fucking Gawd, what a load of excrement. Shame on the idiots who made that.

Fuck.

Just fuck.
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It needed to be said
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Three times
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Video games are not real.
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Hotarubi wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:16 am I gave up after 10 secs as the laws of physics weren't being obeyed.

So I presume it's not real.
Of course it's not real. It's clearly an animation.

Regardless, if I may ask, which laws of physics are you referring to in those initial ten seconds?

I have much first-hand knowledge of the physics involved with jumping from high places, both as an observer and as a jumper, and I have also seen many videos of real people jumping off real buildings.

I did not see any violation of the laws of physics in that animated video, so perhaps you would like to clarify what specific violations you had in mind? Perhaps I was not looking at the same things you were looking at.
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Need some backing music. Perhaps “it’s raining men”?
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Well if you want to get pedantic about the physics, it's decent for a game but doesn't perfectly correspond to reality. E.g., look at people's feet; how they slide across the floor when you push them before they fall.
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xouper wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:15 pm
Of course it's not real. It's clearly an animation.
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Regardless, if I may ask, which laws of physics are you referring to in those initial ten seconds?

I have much first-hand knowledge of the physics involved with jumping from high places, both as an observer and as a jumper, and I have also seen many videos of real people jumping off real buildings.

I did not see any violation of the laws of physics in that animated video, so perhaps you would like to clarify what specific violations you had in mind? Perhaps I was not looking at the same things you were looking at.
Ffs. I was fucking about. Srsly. Banter.

Ok. Whatevs.Try this one for shits :

Impact fractures. I would expect at least *one* compound, oblique or comminuted fracture.

Ill tell you what else is wrong, not one of them flaps their arms furiously like wings in utter desperation before converting to jesus one micro second befire hitting the concrete.

I'm a bit upset that one guy didnt impale himself on that pole. That would have been aces.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:08 am Well if you want to get pedantic about the physics, it's decent for a game but doesn't perfectly correspond to reality. E.g., look at people's feet; how they slide across the floor when you push them before they fall.
Thanks. That's what I was asking for. That's a detail I wasn't looking for, and thus totally missed it. But after watching it again, it's obvious.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:28 am Ffs. I was fucking about. Srsly. Banter.
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Why did you edit your post. You said something vaguely pleasant then obviously decided that made you look weak then decided to troll.

You look weaker now. Really.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:28 am
xouper wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:15 pm
Of course it's not real. It's clearly an animation.
Image
Regardless, if I may ask, which laws of physics are you referring to in those initial ten seconds?

I have much first-hand knowledge of the physics involved with jumping from high places, both as an observer and as a jumper, and I have also seen many videos of real people jumping off real buildings.

I did not see any violation of the laws of physics in that animated video, so perhaps you would like to clarify what specific violations you had in mind? Perhaps I was not looking at the same things you were looking at.
Ffs. I was fucking about. Srsly. Banter.

Ok. Whatevs.Try this one for shits :

Impact fractures. I would expect at least *one* compound, oblique or comminuted fracture.

Ill tell you what else is wrong, not one of them flaps their arms furiously like wings in utter desperation before converting to jesus one micro second befire hitting the concrete.

I'm a bit upset that one guy didnt impale himself on that pole. That would have been aces.
You can find that. There's hundreds of these videos. There's one where a guy gets pushed off by a priest and gets impaled on a church steeple.
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shemp wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:34 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:28 am
xouper wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:15 pm
Of course it's not real. It's clearly an animation.
Image
Regardless, if I may ask, which laws of physics are you referring to in those initial ten seconds?

I have much first-hand knowledge of the physics involved with jumping from high places, both as an observer and as a jumper, and I have also seen many videos of real people jumping off real buildings.

I did not see any violation of the laws of physics in that animated video, so perhaps you would like to clarify what specific violations you had in mind? Perhaps I was not looking at the same things you were looking at.
Ffs. I was fucking about. Srsly. Banter.

Ok. Whatevs.Try this one for shits :

Impact fractures. I would expect at least *one* compound, oblique or comminuted fracture.

Ill tell you what else is wrong, not one of them flaps their arms furiously like wings in utter desperation before converting to jesus one micro second befire hitting the concrete.

I'm a bit upset that one guy didnt impale himself on that pole. That would have been aces.
You can find that. There's hundreds of these videos. There's one where a guy gets pushed off by a priest and gets impaled on a church steeple.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:37 am
shemp wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:34 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:28 am
xouper wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:15 pm
Of course it's not real. It's clearly an animation.
Image
Regardless, if I may ask, which laws of physics are you referring to in those initial ten seconds?

I have much first-hand knowledge of the physics involved with jumping from high places, both as an observer and as a jumper, and I have also seen many videos of real people jumping off real buildings.

I did not see any violation of the laws of physics in that animated video, so perhaps you would like to clarify what specific violations you had in mind? Perhaps I was not looking at the same things you were looking at.
Ffs. I was fucking about. Srsly. Banter.

Ok. Whatevs.Try this one for shits :

Impact fractures. I would expect at least *one* compound, oblique or comminuted fracture.

Ill tell you what else is wrong, not one of them flaps their arms furiously like wings in utter desperation before converting to jesus one micro second befire hitting the concrete.

I'm a bit upset that one guy didnt impale himself on that pole. That would have been aces.
You can find that. There's hundreds of these videos. There's one where a guy gets pushed off by a priest and gets impaled on a church steeple.
Do they obey the laws of physics ?

If not I'm going to edit this post to save face.
Of course not.

I don't play GTA but I've watched enough of these to learn a few things:

1. When someone drives a vehicle off a building, they will jump out, and the vehicle will often fall slower than them. This usually results in the vehicle landing on them after they hit the ground.

2. If someone shoots down a helicopter or airplane, it is certain that the helicopter or airplane will hit and kill them.

3. There's an amazing number of people who stand on the edge of the roof of tall buildings. They are all certain to get pushed off.

4. It is impossible to stop a train.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:01 am Why did you edit your post. You said something vaguely pleasant then obviously decided that made you look weak then decided to troll.

You look weaker now. Really.
When I post a rolling eyes icon, it is not because I am trying to troll you. It is simply a quick and convenient way to tell you that in my opinion, it is a waste of my time to explain what I think of your asinine post.

Yes, I edited my post. But you are incorrect why I did that.
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xouper wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:53 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:01 am Why did you edit your post. You said something vaguely pleasant then obviously decided that made you look weak then decided to troll.

You look weaker now. Really.
When I post a rolling eyes icon, it is not because I am trying to troll you. It is simply a quick and convenient way to tell you that in my opinion, it is a waste of my time to explain what I think of your asinine post.
But you did explain. In a longer post. In a completely different way. Which was not "quick and convenient." Which I accepted.

Whats wrong with you. Srsly.
Yes, I edited my post. But you are incorrect why I did that.

You went away and stewed for a little and came back to post a derogatory smiley because you wanted to save face.

Just be honest.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:19 am You went away and stewed for a little and came back to post a derogatory smiley because you wanted to save face.
Wrong. I would not have lost any face if I had left the original post.

Sorry, but now you're just being mean. As usual. Which is why I sometimes respond with contempt (rolley eyes).
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xouper wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:31 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:19 am You went away and stewed for a little and came back to post a derogatory smiley because you wanted to save face.
Wrong. I would not have lost any face if I had left the original post.

Sorry, but now you're just being mean. As usual. Which is why I sometimes respond with contempt (rolley eyes).
You were an anally retentive dick from the off. As was demonstrated.

Grow up.
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shemp wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:47 am 1. When someone drives a vehicle off a building, they will jump out, and the vehicle will often fall slower than them. This usually results in the vehicle landing on them after they hit the ground.
That does not violate the laws of physics. In a vacuum, they would both fall at the same rate, but in an atmosphere the car can indeed fall slower than a human body due to air resistance. Some skydivers know this first-hand.

For example, in this video, upon initial exit from the plane, the skydiver/photographer falls faster than the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S23C1uQxKGc

Once they are both going fast enough, the skydiver/photographer can slow his rate of descent to match the car.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:35 am
xouper wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:31 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:19 am You went away and stewed for a little and came back to post a derogatory smiley because you wanted to save face.
Wrong. I would not have lost any face if I had left the original post.

Sorry, but now you're just being mean. As usual. Which is why I sometimes respond with contempt (rolley eyes).
You were an anally retentive dick from the off. As was demonstrated.

Grow up.
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QED
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