TEN TIPS TO LOSE 50 POUNDS IN A WEEK!!! YOU MUST WATCH!!!

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TEN TIPS TO LOSE 50 POUNDS IN A WEEK!!! YOU MUST WATCH!!!

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Re: TEN TIPS TO LOSE 50 POUNDS IN A WEEK!!! YOU MUST WATCH!!!

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where are the drivers?
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They didn't have time to animate them being shredded into dog food...
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I have a plan to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat overnight but I am reluctant to cut off my own head
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Rob Lister wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:05 pm where are the drivers?
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.