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Pure win.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
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I love that "Violators Will be Prosecuted by Batman!"

--J.D.
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https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe
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https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img ... cience.png
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https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dishwasher
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Post by ed »

Thought the thread was about another Biden adversary, this time named "Oatmeal".

Color me disappointed.
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Post by DJ »

ed wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 2:15 pm Thought the thread was about another Biden adversary, this time named "Oatmeal".

Colour me disappointed.

FTFY
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robinson wrote: Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:47 am https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img ... cience.png

That reminds me of this old joke:

https://i.redd.it/dfmfkz4dx2661.jpg


Note for pedants: By "landed on the Moon", they mean "Landed Men on the Moon", which should be obvious from the photo of an American Astronaut on the Moon.

See also: https://ukma.org.uk/why-metric/myths/metric-internationally/the-moon-landings/

That's the only example I could find of Apollo using metric, in the internal calculations of the lunar lander's navigation computer. The displays to the astronauts all showed imperial. And all the engineering drawings were done in Imperial. Etc etc.

Disclaimer: My intent here is not to get into any dispute about metric versus imperial. I just wanted to post a funny.
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Re: Oatmeal

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Metric is stupid and largely used by men with small peni.
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Post by Surprise »

That's the rocket system the Metric Nazi built! And i did mean literally Nazi.

Just keep using your Imperial system, since you are so tied to the good old days of Imperial Britain. And get rid of your metric money.
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Surprise wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 10:37 pm That's the rocket system the Metric Nazi built! And i did mean literally Nazi.

Just keep using your Imperial system, since you are so tied to the good old days of Imperial Britain. And get rid of your metric money.
:De_Bunk:
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ed wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 1:17 am Metric is stupid and largely used by men with small peni.
You mean like 6 cm rather than 6 inches?
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Pyrrho wrote: Sat May 10, 2014 8:10 pm Pure win.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
Win,indeed. And if you look at the HTML code at the top of the file, I've never seen anything as awesome as this:
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Re: Oatmeal

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Bruce wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 2:41 am
ed wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 1:17 am Metric is stupid and largely used by men with small peni.
You mean like 6 cm rather than 6 inches?
Reminds me of this restaurant sign in Texas:

https://eatliver.b-cdn.net/wp-content/u ... signs1.jpg
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xouper wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 8:32 pm
Win,indeed. And if you look at the HTML code at the top of the file, I've never seen anything as awesome as this:
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That is about the greatest Oatmeal video ever
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https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img ... tening.png

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/nobody_listening
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Pyrrho wrote: Sat May 10, 2014 8:10 pm Pure win.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img ... sers/6.png

Even more perfect winning

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_erasers
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"It all started with dancing goats"
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robinson wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 2:16 pm "It all started with dancing goats"
Look. I was young. I needed the money.
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His new game "You've got crabs!" is fucking hilarious. Good luck getting your wife to play