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For the kitchen.

Needs storage so those mini things are a ?.

I'd like something that a monitor can sit on, maybe 2 inches (<---INCHES) high. White case. I'll get wirelsss mousesss and keyboard. No other peripherals.

Maybe excel and word. Email, internet.

Thoughts?
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laptop on a 2-inch book
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What have we here????? A computing engine IN a monitering device!!!?????!!!!!!!

The devis work but it might fir the bill

https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Ci58250U-8G ... 11&sr=8-19
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Stop wasting our time and just go to dell.com you fucking crawdad killer. :)
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ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
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For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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ed wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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shemp wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
Even better question; who the fuck needs a laptop in the kitchen?
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He got tired of getting up, going to her computer, and calling out details from the recipe.

Or was that me? Sorry, that's me.
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ed wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:00 pm What have we here????? A computing engine IN a monitering device!!!?????!!!!!!!

The devis work but it might fir the bill

https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Ci58250U-8G ... 11&sr=8-19
Is that the one where the motherboard and CPU are inside the monitor? My parents have one of those, they really like it.
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ed wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:00 pm The devis work but it might fir the bill
Channeling pil again? :mrgreen:
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Thought about an all-in-one PC? They start from around £400 over here up to as much as you want to pay. Mrs. Camel uses a Lenovo ThinkCentre now she's working from home and it's pretty nifty.

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