More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:22 pm

JR Smith

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:30 am

Could you believe they called a foul on the Princess?

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:11 am

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 6:11 am

Meanwhile, in Southie . . . Fitzy brings us therapy for NBA fans:

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:53 pm

Cavs Hoping To Avoid Game 4

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:21 am

And the Princess takes a seat, full of sound and fury.

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:07 am

That was disappointing

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:12 am

It was inevitable.

The C's without Kyrie and That Guy Who Lasted Five Minutes would have lasted three games.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:01 am

Apparently he had a self-inflicted hand injury after game 1.

Did anyone expect a competitive finals really?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:41 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:15 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:46 am

L'Team? L'Team c'est moi!

Princess James I

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:50 am

And he's outta there. Grammy's problem now. (or savior, take your pick)

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:36 am

It was only an 'opeless fancy,/
It passed like an Ipril dye"

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:41 am

"A somber mood envelops the city. Citizens wear sackcloth and heap ashes onto their heads. Prices of street-vendor Cavs jerseys have dropped to historic lows. The Mayor has ordered that flags be flown at quarter mast. The streets are littered with ripped-up season tickets, gum wrappers, half-smoked cigarettes, unused condoms, and empty Night Train Express bottles."

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:34 pm

When is the jersey burning?

You know, the burning of all of the jerseys bought a year to two years ago after burning the same jersey about ten years ago?

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:06 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:And he's outta there. Grammy's problem now. (or savior, take your pick)

We'll see. A great thing so far.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:13 pm

Doctor X wrote:When is the jersey burning?

You know, the burning of all of the jerseys bought a year to two years ago after burning the same jersey about ten years ago?

--J.D.

or

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:21 pm

Why would they waste their time when they have the football season to look forward to?

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:22 pm

FINALLY gonna get rid of this eyesore.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:23 pm

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:31 pm

Pyrrho wrote:FINALLY gonna get rid of this eyesore.

I thought Nike are just replacing it with a new one.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:20 am

MAKE IT HAPPEN

RCC: Act II · Post by **RCC: Act II** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:41 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:And he's outta there. Grammy's problem now. (or savior, take your pick)
We'll see. A great thing so far.

They signed McGee. Just ship the trophy to LA now.

I mean, I like McGee at the min. The other two knuckleheads, well... they did make it about 11% more likely I get league pass next year.

Stephenson? I wonder if LeBron called Michael Jordan or something..

LJ: So what do you miss about playing?

MJ: The titles and stuff were fun, but I really loved just destroying souls in practice. I completely derailed Drexler during the 92 Olympics, and I think Kwame Brown and Brad Sellers wince every time they see a bottle of Gatorade. That shit is fun. When they are on another team they can duck you or limit minutes and they know you won't just kick the shit out of them during a game. In practice they have nowhere to run and if shit gets real less witnesses and people will cover for you.

LJ: Hmmmm..... Might have to try that. I know just the guy.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:03 pm

I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.

RCC: Act II · Post by **RCC: Act II** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:07 pm

Grammatron wrote:I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.

I like yours better. Boogie gives extra value to that angle as well.

If early in game 5 of the conference finals, Stephenson manages to get Boogie and Draymond so mad they both try to punch him and he ducks so they punch each other and both get flagrant 2s... does everybody demand instituting and MVP awards for the whole playoffs so he can get it?

RCC: Act II · Post by **RCC: Act II** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:08 pm

RCC: Act II wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Not sure if Cleveland got fleeced or a good overall deal.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2236 ... arry-nance
Cleveland just cleared LA's cap space for Lebron and another max deal next year. Which seems a bit foolish if Cleveland had any hope of his staying. LA could have gotten a pizza in return and this is a great deal for them just because of that.

lolololololol

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:59 pm

RCC: Act II wrote:
Grammatron wrote:I think it's all part of a plan to get Draymond Green 8 technicals.
I like yours better. Boogie gives extra value to that angle as well.

If early in game 5 of the conference finals, Stephenson manages to get Boogie and Draymond so mad they both try to punch him and he ducks so they punch each other and both get flagrant 2s... does everybody demand instituting and MVP awards for the whole playoffs so he can get it?

He'll get a super double-secret MVP

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:38 am

Time for another bond issue and/or tax hike to pay for arena renovations.

RCC: Act II · Post by **RCC: Act II** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:56 am

If that gets on a ballot it should say "I hear Seattle is nice" rather than "No."

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:35 am

The irony is, of course, that he would be only 1-6 if not for Ray Allen and Kyrie Irving.

What?

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:42 am

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:04 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:38 am

When Joe Jackson became the Worst Celebrity Father, Lonzo asked someone to hold his 40 ounce.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:40 pm

Bud Light promises free beer vending machines when the Browns win!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:12 pm

Safe gamble. . . .

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:12 am

Just heard: it is called "Victory Beer."

They will replace the beer every month if it is not consumed.

The number of "Victory Beers" that would have been drank last year?

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:18 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

Ten Cent Beer Night was a promotion held by Major League Baseball's Cleveland Indians during a game against the Texas Rangers at Cleveland Stadium on Tuesday, June 4, 1974.

The idea behind the promotion was to attract more fans to the game by offering 12 fluid ounce (355 ml) cups of 3.2% beer for just 10 cents each, a substantial discount on the regular price of 65 cents, with a limit of six beers per purchase but with no limit on the number of purchases made during the game.[1] During the game, fans became heavily intoxicated, culminating in a riot in the ninth inning which caused the game to be forfeited due to the crowd's uncontrollable rowdiness and because the game could not be resumed in a timely manner.[2]

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:20 am

One of the greatest Epic FAILs of sports marketing.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:17 pm

Browns OL coach says that "... stretching is overrated because we won two world wars without it."