Get over yourself, Johnny Football

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http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... ordon.html
Johnny Manziel threw a big party Friday night that resulted in his fine for being late for treatment Saturday morning and Josh Gordon suspended for missing the Saturday walk-through, several sources told cleveland.com.

The source told told cleveland.com that Josh Gordon, who's suspended for today's game against the Ravens, attended Manziel's party along with other members of the team.

CBS Sports' Jason LaCanfora first reported that Manziel threw the party.

By Saturday morning, team security was sent to Manziel's apartment to try to find him, because he failed to show up for treatment on the hamstring, and he wasn't answering his phone, a source told cleveland.com on Saturday. The source also said he was fined for being tardy.
and
Browns' Johnny Manziel: 'It's been a year of growing up for me' Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel talks about his first year in the NFL after being drafted with the 22nd pick. He said he is committed to the team and will work hard in the offseason to be prepared next year. Manziel is out for the final game of the season because of a hamstring injury.


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Shy boy.
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Whoopsie.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12216 ... urces-said
Now the Browns point to 2015 with a talented but misguided quarterback who must repair the wreckage done in his own locker room.

Interviews by ESPN.com with nearly 20 Browns sources, both on the record and on condition of anonymity, along with several NFL personnel sources reveal the Manziel-related problems run deep.

Those who spoke talked of a year-long pattern that showed a lack of commitment and preparation, a failure to be ready when given a chance in his first start against Cincinnati and a continued commitment to nightlife, which affected his preparation and work while in the team facility.

As one player put it, Manziel throughout the entire 2014 season was a "100 percent joke."
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Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

--J.D.
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There's always next year!
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Grammatron wrote:There's always next year!
Not really a positive statment in Cleveland, the homeland of frustrated promise.
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Doctor X wrote:Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

--J.D.
Probably will. The Shrimp Stealer's set of issues aren't as directly toxic to being a QB. He's basically a slightly more emotional but more physically skilled version of the douchebag currently playing QB for my Pittsburgh Steelers. Johnny Football is Kordell Stewart without as much speed or dedication. Or arm strength. Maybe a little better accuracy, but seeing Kordell Stewart was the master of the bounce pass...
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We liked him:

http://a.espncdn.com/media/pg2/2002/091 ... ell_hi.jpg

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Say what you will about Kordell, but as quarterbacks with no throwing accuracy and who are incapable of making more than two reads before being forced to run for his life go, probably the greatest ever.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvyzDWWkAAPiaU.jpg

http://pro32.ap.org/article/text-lawyer ... stay-clean
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Just days removed from his Dad expressing concern for him to the media.
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Pyrrho wrote:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClvyzDWWkAAPiaU.jpg

http://pro32.ap.org/article/text-lawyer ... stay-clean

There was speculation from a local radio host that maybe the attorney did that as an "out" to allow him to withdraw from the case.

The only thing dumber than an attorney accidentally sending that quote out to the freaking AP is an attorney who KNOWINGLY would do so. the only thing Manzel has going for him know (apart from the well wishes of his coke dealer, which are overflowing. Much like the coke.) is a decent malpractice claim against this attorney.

Congrats, Manzel, you managed - in your alcohol and drug-induced stupor - to locate the one guy who is as big a screw-up as you. but then you went and hired him.
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He'll be dead in a year.
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Only if he commits suicide or drives drunk/high or something like that. He faces a nice slow decline both physically and psychologically. Apparently he tweeted/myfaced a picture of him wearing his old Browns jersey in support of the other Browns Idiot who was suspended for a year . . . only to be caught again.

I think the only mystery is whether or not he will out-Ryan Leaf Ryan Leaf. Perhaps the best thing that can happen to him is to has his ass tossed into prison for a good year. However, I am sure he will find someone else to blame for it other than his stupid-ass self.

--J.D.
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Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.
If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?
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Rob Lister wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.
If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?
Can't predict shit that's already come true.
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He has been suspended four games . . . should he actually get signed by a team.

That should wake him up.

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Maybe if they send a sternly-worded letter.

Long fall ahead before he "hits bottom," and even then, good luck, kid.

Addiction sucks. A pox on his suppliers and enablers, etc.
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Yes, but ultimately a pox on him.

No one is putting a gun to his head.

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"Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid."
- Jackie Brown, The Friends of Eddie Coyle.
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Arena football league likes him.

If that falls through there's always the WWE.
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http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Former ... 54213.html
Former NFL quarterback and Texas A&M standout, Johnny Manziel will be at Aggieland Outfitters located at 303 University Drive E, in College Station for a meet and greet.

The event will be held Friday, Oct. 20, from 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. The meet and greet is free to the public and will be first come, first serve.
Aw we missed it.
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Did anyone show up, other than bill collectors, bail bondsmen or paternity suit lawyers?
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Pete Rose.

With a card table.

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@MichaelDavSmith

Johnny Manziel threw an interception on the first pass of his CFL career. Bad throw into coverage, right into the hands of linebacker Larry Dean.
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I was unaware.

But this is good news for Johnny Football. This means that he is playing football as a professional? (even if in a third-world country)
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He is at top form, just like when he was in Cleveland.
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Is this the guy that's into God or the one that was dumb enough to go to Texas A&M?
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He has been cut from the Montreal Aloutettes and banned from all other CFL teams after he "contravened the agreement which made him eligible to play." The commissioner of the CFL to the general manager of the Montreal Aloutettes will not state exactly what he did. After thanking the CFL in a Tweet, Manziel claims the he is "exploring new options."

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Does arena football still exist?
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WildCat wrote: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:44 pm Does arena football still exist?
Yes and there are 2 new Football leagues this year.
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NFL

2014 CLE GP 5 GS2 TD 0 Int 2
2015 CLE GP 10 GS6 TD 7 Int 5

CFL

2018 MA GP 8 GS 8 TD 5 Int 7

And that is that.

--J.D.
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Well there's always Jai-Alai...
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Not since Whitey Bulger killed it . . . literally.

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Inflatable Swan Racing, then.
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Well, there is the AAF, then when he fails there he can try the XFL next year, then after that there's always jobs at McDonald's.
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There is a Woman's Football League I think.

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Manziel to play for Singletary on AAF's Express
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The train wreck keeps getting worse.