The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.
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They cheated.

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Meanwhile, in Minnesota, yeah:



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Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.
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Pyrrho wrote:
Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.
I . . . pick . . . the . . . Bruins!

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Hmm who should I jinx in the Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome? We need a picture of Ditka skating.
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Doctor X wrote:shemp the enslaved semen swallower

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I've changed my mind, I will make a pick: I PICK MY NOSE!
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. . . and . . . of course . . .



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Grammatron wrote:In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.
THE CELTICS BEAT THE REAL TEAM FROM SMOGVILLE--see what I did there?--HA!HAHA!HA!HA!HA!

Ha!

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They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:
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Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:
FUCK you, pay me!
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Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:
Mine are out. But wait. There’s more to come.
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Squares?

Did someone say "gambling?"



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Though some have moved on:



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. . . and some have not:



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Iggles to lose the Super Bowl.
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Patriots, fwiw. I already own the Iggles.
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I guess I have to pick the Deflatriots, too.
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:bricks: Conference Championship Round Standings:

466 izittrue GB (7), Oak (6), Car (13), KC (14), Den (5), LaR (15), NO (15), ATL (16), ItR (7), Buf (9), Ten (10), IJB (345)

184 Evolver NO (15), Hou (4), GB (7), LaC (9), KC (14), Ten (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Pit (17), Jac (24), Car (13), Buf (9), MP (1), Min (14)

172.5 Pyrrho NO (15), Hou (4), Was (7), Det (11.5), Car (13), ATL (16), LaC (9), Cin (7), Buf (11), Sea (9), Pit (17), Ten (15), GB (7), ItR (2), LaR (11), Min (14)

169 Enchantress NYG (3), Phi (23), Hou (4), Was (7), Den (5), Buf (11), Ten (15), NO (15), ATL (16), IRB (5), Min (23), LaR (15) , Car (11), Jac (12)
167 Doctor X NYG (3), Hou (4), Min (23), MP (9), Was (7), Buf (11), Dal (9), NO (15), Car (13), ItR (7), Sea (9), ATL (16), LaR (15), Ten (10), Jac (12)

159.5 shemp Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), Bal (11.5), LaR (15), MP (1), Pit (17), Buf (11), Phi (23), Car (11), Ten (10), ItR (2), Jac (12)
154.5 Radrick Sea (9), Det (11.5), Was (7), Hou (4), Jac (24), ATL (16), NO (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Buf (11), ItR (4), Ten (10), MP (1)
153 Anaxagoras NYJ (5), Min (23), Hou (4), Dal (9), Ten (15), NO (15), Car (13), Pit (17), ATL (16), Phi (23), Buf (9)

124 Wildcat Dal (9), Was (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), GB (7), Min (23), MP (1), Pit (17), Car (13), Buf (9), Ten (10), ItR (2)
122 Grammatron Sea (9), Ind (4), Cin (7), Min (23), Chi (5), Dal (9), NO (15), LaC (9), Ten (15), ItR (7), LaR (15)

114.5 gnome Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), KC (14), Ten (15), Bal (11.5), Car (13), LaR (11), Min (14)

59.5 Mentat Det (11.5), TB (5), ATL (16), Den (5), Mia (6), Hou (4), Sea (9), MP (1), ItR (2)

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I'll take Charlie Weaver to block.
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Flats to lose

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Gronk has cleared the concussion protocol.
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The "squares" guy has prowled the office and has cornered quite a few "marks."
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Link:

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Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny! :hyper:



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It’s time for the jinx to weigh in. I think eagles played exceptionally well against the Viqueens, but it seems the Patriots know how to win and have been to the big dance before. So I will have to go with the eagles. Sorry Doc X but I may have just jinxed your team.
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Is there a picks grid? I can only find the last one.
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Doctor X wrote:Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny! :hyper:

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A few of those questions were almost "give me's" to anyone who has ever watched a football game. Impressive that they found 3 people who never saw one game.
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Interesting article for those who like the game of football. Player Tribune has some very great contribution from all the major sports as well. Highly recommend.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/von-m ... -patriots/
Hold up, hold up … we might have to change the title of this article. It’s a little misleading. Maybe we should go back and just call it Football 101. Is it too late for that? Because to beat the Patriots, you gotta do the little things right. And more than anything, you just gotta keep it simple.

When we play the Patriots, this is the game plan:

Sack Tom Brady.

That’s it.

End of article.

We good here?

Nah, nah … there’s more to it than that, of course. But let’s start there because when you play the Patriots, getting to Tom Brady is where everything starts.
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Nerds, Gram, they are nerds.

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Indeed.
Getting to Tom Brady is like trying to beat King Koopa in the final stage on Super Mario Bros.
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Hey! I do not shelve shit! I keep it in a safe!
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