Sorry to Make You Cry XV

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:20 pm

Of course. But as I said, I didn't check the individual team numbers. I just added up the numbers that are there.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:35 pm

Yeah you have to do that.

My access to internet is intermittent due to changing over companies during the holidays and all of that crap. Should be solved by Monday so I can sit and go over the numbers. The NFL page is pretty bad with updates. I think I posted one where it showed a result with the wrong wins for the teams.

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:00 am

Just for the record, I didn't do this to be critical in any way. I just added up my numbers and found they didn't add up to the total, so I kept going. I have always had full confidence that The All-Wise and All Knowing Doctor would set it right in the end.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:47 pm

69ers to lose

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:23 pm

Seamen

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 7:49 pm

69ers to lose

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:04 pm

I absolutely do not fucking believe this shit!

bcurnutte · Post by **bcurnutte** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:05 pm

Skins to lose

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:41 am

shemp wrote: ↑Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:04 pm I absolutely do not fucking believe this shit!

Cheer up. The Patriots get to play next week! :)

The Jets get the week off.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:49 am

Fuck you.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:42 am

Kitchens is out.

https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/br ... head-coach

Freddie Kitchens has been relieved of his duties as head coach of the Cleveland Browns.

Kitchens initially joined the Browns as running backs/associate head coach on Jan. 24, 2018. He was promoted to offensive coordinator on Oct. 29, 2018 and named head coach on Jan. 9, 2019.

Statement from GM John Dorsey

“I would like to thank Freddie for his dedication and efforts this past season. We are disappointed in our results and feel a change is necessary. Freddie is a good man and good football coach. We wish he and his family nothing but success.”

Time for a rebuilding phase.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:46 am

My results this week:

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:48 am

Stupid Seamen. :tongue:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:25 pm

Pat Shurmur is out. Maybe the Browns will hire him back.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:56 pm

The lack of internet is promised to be solved tomorrow . . . on a holiday, yes.

– J.D.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Tue Dec 31, 2019 11:59 pm

Philadelphia Seagulls to lose the birdfight.

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 01, 2020 12:52 am

Philly Seagulls

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:10 am

Viqueens

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 3:02 am

Browns GM John Dorsey is out.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 4:30 am

Tennessee Tuxedo to lose.

Boss Paul · Post by **Boss Paul** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:43 pm

The Doc just won't get his mind right.

Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!

He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!

After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.

He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:

1. The current scores based on just the wins.
2. Recalculate all totals using his fingers.
3. Wait a few hours to listen to you men complain!
4. Add on the Meanie Points and the In the Rain Points. He, and we, appreciates the men posting which coaches just got their minds made right!
5. Then add in all of the various playoff bonuses.
6. Get his dirt the hell off of Boss Shorty's yard!

Post by **Captain** » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:37 pm

It's for his own good, Mr. Hunnicutt...got a set a chains here just waitin'

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:24 am

:Waaaah: Week Seventeen Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome	Tits	:Waaaah:
Evolver	Seamen	:D
Anaxagoras	69rs	:Waaaah:
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Seamen	:D
Pyrrho	Seamen	:D
Enchantress	Seamen	:D
izittrue	69rs	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Seamen	:D
Wildcat	Seamen	:D
Grammatron	69rs	:Waaaah:
shemp	Tits	:Waaaah:
DJ	Seamen	:D
bcurnutte	DeadSkins	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:30 am

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

217 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (11), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (11), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7)

203 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (6), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), Car (5), Hou (14), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (11), Sea (13)

194.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (14), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (13), ItR (5)

188.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (5), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Min (13), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (11), Sea (13), ItR (2)
182.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)

156.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13)
152.5 Wildcat Min (13), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13)

143.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), MP (2), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (11), Sea (13)

135 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (14), ItR (7), Min (13), NE (16), Chi (8)

123.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (2), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (11), Chi (8), Sea (13)
120.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (14), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (13), ItR (5), NYJ (7)

109 izittrue NYG (4), Min (13), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

84 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (13), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X tells Evolver "Sounds like Christian . . . and You Suck! Evidences!"

--J. "J'Yeah!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:59 am

Adding up each individual player. Tomorrow, after everyone has checked, I will add the Bonus Points and the In the Rain Bonus.

For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."

The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!

1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points:
- Washington – and you had to have Was by Week 9 which no one did!
2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
- Carolina – already awarded
  Cleveland – fired on December 29!
3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points
- Giants
  Cowboys

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:08 am

The law Da Rules require me to pick Tennessee.

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:18 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Flats	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
AFC North	Crows	4	X			14	18
AFC South	Steers 'n Queers	4	2			11	17
AFC West	Queefs	4	X			12	16
NFC East	Eaglettes	4	:Waaaah:			9	13
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X			13	17
NFC South	Faints	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
NFC West	69rs	4	X			13	17
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Swills	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Tits	2	2			10	14
NFC I	Seamen	2	2			12	16
NFC II	ViQueens	2	2			11	15
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Squeelers	2.5	8	10.5
NFC Loser	Lambs	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:51 am

Eaglettes

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:08 am

:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome	Tits	:Waaaah:
Evolver	Eaglettes	:D
Anaxagoras アホ	Flats	:D
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Eaglettes	:D
Pyrrho	ViQueens	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Faints	:D
izittrue	Tits	:Waaaah:
Radrick	:woowoo:	:?
Wildcat	Eaglettes	:D
Grammatron	Tits	:Waaaah:
shemp	Tits	:Waaaah:
DJ	Eaglettes	:D
bcurnutte	:?	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:35 pm

I'll go for the Foxborough Flats.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:56 pm

Tennessee tits

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:28 pm

Tits to lose

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:04 am

Well, it's been some good football so far today. The Bills/Texas game was fun to watch.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:13 am

Come on Pats--one stinking point. Two minutes. You can do eet!

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:20 am

Holy fuck!

DJ · Post by DJ » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:25 am

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:36 am

It is not like they had a 16 point lead and coughed it up or anything.

Or butt-fumbled.

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:13 pm

I was too drunk stunned last night to say anything.

DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:18 pm

And so the Jarrett Stidham era begins.

What?

:bricks:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:54 pm

On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.