Damn Mets fan, waddaya expect?

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how dare he.
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He can't pick up the ball with one hand. And he'd need help getting off the mound.
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Lol. It looks like whatever it is pitches like a non chronologically labelled something year old of no specific gender.
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Sexist.
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ed wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:03 pmSexist.
Dunno what you're talking about.
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I think he's going to go into politics.
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God doesnt love you,Tim. It just hates the Steelers
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Evidences:

When Teabagged threw 316 yrds (3:16)...?

Fast-forward three years to 2012. Tebow is a Denver Bronco playing the Pittsburgh Steelers in the playoffs, and after the Broncos won, he headed into the post-game press conference when his public relations representative stopped him in his tracks.

"He says, 'Timmy, did you realize what happened?' I was like, 'Yeah, we just beat the Steelers. We're going to play the Patriots.' And he was like, 'No, do you realize what happened?’" Tebow shared.

"He said, 'It's exactly three years later from the day that you wore John 3:16 under your eyes,'" Tebow continued. "I was like, 'Oh, that's really cool.'"

"He said, 'No, I don't think you realize what happened. During the game you threw for 316 yards, your yards per completion were 31.6, your yards per rush were 3.16, the ratings for the night we're 31.6, and the time of possession was 31.06 and during the game 91 million people google John 3:16 and it's the number one trending thing on every platform,’” Tebow shared.

“I was just standing there in the hallway about to do this press conference just thinking that that night was about a football game. It really wasn't... we serve such a big God,” he continued.

Tebow believes God did something miraculous that night.

“The God that we serve is a God of miracles,” he said. “I just have to be willing to step out and say, ‘Here you go, God, I’m going to give you my fish and my loaves of bread and watch what he does with it.”


Well isn't that just wizard.

What was your BA in the minors Tim?

.223

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better audio from a repeat on Some Limey Fag . . . sorry for the redundancy:



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Also remember, in that very Patriots game , God's miraculous love influenced turdbag to receive a divine longest sack in playoff history.
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