Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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No problem.

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:Waaaah: Division Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
His Humble MagNIfIcence Shits :D
Anaxagoras Shits :D
gnome Crows :D
Pyrrho Queefs :Waaaah:
Enchantress Shits :D
izittrue Crows :D
Radrick Fudge Packers :Waaaah:
Grammatron Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
DJ the weak Lambs :D
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 2 5 15 26
AFC North Squealers 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC South Tits 4 :Waaaah: 11 15
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 15 24
NFC East Name Withheld 4 :Waaaah: 7 11
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 5 14 23
NFC South Faints 4 2 :Waaaah: 13 19
NFC West Seamen 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Crows 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC II Shits 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC III Dolts 2 :Waaaah: 11 13
NFC I Lambs 2 2 :Waaaah: 11 15
NFC II DaBears 2 :Waaaah: 8 10
NFC III Brady's Gay 2 2 5 13 22
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Fish 2.5 10 12.5
NFC Loser Tards 2.5 8 10.5
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Queefs again, what the heck.
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This was actually pretty fast, all things considered:



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:bricks: Current Conference Championship Standings:

249.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (3), Bal (16), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Az (8), Cle (16), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Chi (8)

214.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (14), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (26), MP (4), Bal (16), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (24), Ind (11), Cle (12)
212 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (26), Cle (16), Ten (15), MP (5), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Pit (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Bal (12)

199 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (26), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (16), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (24), Cle (12)
193.5 Doctor X TB (16), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (16), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Cle (12)
192 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (16), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (26), Az (8), TB (16), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), Ind (11), Bal (12)

183.5 DJ TB (16), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (16), Ten (15), Buf (26), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), Pit (16), LAR (11)

127.5 Grammatron Cle (16), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (8), NE (7), MP (2), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (24), Ind (11)

113 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (16), Sea (16), Buf (26), MP (2), LAR (15), Pit (16)

56 Evolver TB (16), Ind (13), Cle (16), MP (2)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)




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Either Green Bay or KC are my only chances. Fuk
I’ll go with chiefs. No Mahommes. No win for you.
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Brady's Gay again
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Not . . .

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:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
His Humble MagNIfIcence Fudge Packers :D
Anaxagoras Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
gnome Swills 8)
Pyrrho Queefs :Waaaah:
Enchantress Fudge Packers :D
izittrue Queefs :Waaaah:
Radrick Fudge Packers :D
Grammatron Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
DJ Fudge Packers :D
*NFL Schedule

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Ok gonna try this, I'll gamble the Swills to lose.
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Fudge packers this time. I’m sure...
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Bucs headed for Super Bowl!

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Waiting for the Conglaturations video.

Remember when people said Mrs. Patrick was better than the GOAT?

That was awesome.

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Should be interesting.

Am I correct that this year's Super Bowl will be held in Tampa? Does that make it the first time that there is a home field advantage in the Super Bowl?
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It is. It is the first time a team is in a Super Bowl in their home stadium. How the rules will work for the spectators is anyone's guess.

Meanwhile, Our Current Lord and Master felt the Fudge Packers gave up. Going for a field goal at that late stage was suicidal. Now there are rumors that Mrs. Patrick wants to move on. I was surprised to see speculation that he could land in New England, and not just from Boston Fan Boys who think the MFYs would trade Judge to the Red Sox for Pedroia, and Schilling's bloody underwear.





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I picked the wrong loser again. Dammit Jim.
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Gonna play the Queefs for the Brady Super Bowl
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:44 am Meanwhile, Our Current Lord and Master felt the Fudge Packers gave up. Going for a field goal at that late stage was suicidal. Now there are rumors that Mrs. Patrick wants to move on. I was surprised to see speculation that he could land in New England, and not just from Boston Fan Boys who think the MFYs would trade Judge to the Red Sox for Pedroia, and Schilling's bloody underwear.
Yeah that one threw me--they absolutely needed a touchdown plus a field goal, and that might have been their last chance to get a touchdown. Adding another field goal in the next two minutes of play seems far from a hopeless position.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Pyrrho wrote: Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:27 pm Gonna play the Queefs for the Brady Super Bowl

I agree. Queefs to lose. Brady to continue to be awesome.
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gnome wrote: Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:46 pmYeah that one threw me--they absolutely needed a touchdown plus a field goal, and that might have been their last chance to get a touchdown. Adding another field goal in the next two minutes of play seems far from a hopeless position.
It reminded me of this video I saw awhile ago when surfing for Patriots Porn. "The Worst Play Call in NFL History" comes up. I grab the lubricant and stray cat expecting a detailed analysis of "The Call."

Then I see it is Dan Quinn. Oh! A long analysis of 28-3! :hyper: Might need another cat!

No:



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Brady's Gay is all I can chose
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Queefs for me.

Brady is king.
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 2 5 :Waaaah: 15 26
AFC North Squealers 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC South Tits 4 :Waaaah: 11 15
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 7 16 32
NFC East Name Withheld 4 :Waaaah: 7 11
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 5 :Waaaah: 14 23
NFC South Faints 4 2 :Waaaah: 13 19
NFC West Seamen 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Crows 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC II Shits 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC III Dolts 2 :Waaaah: 11 13
NFC I Lambs 2 2 :Waaaah: 11 15
NFC II DaBears 2 :Waaaah: 8 10
NFC III Brady's Gay 2 2 5 7 14 30
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Fish 2.5 10 12.5
NFC Loser Tards 2.5 8 10.5
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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I'm picking Brady's Gay for the Super Bowl, since I already have the Queefs. FWIW. I'm too far behind to catch up anyway.

I think I'm rooting for them though, since it doesn't matter. I really didn't expect them to make it this far, but Brady could get a 7th ring.
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:bricks: Super Bowl Championship Standings:

273.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (3), Bal (16), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (30), Az (10.5), Cle (16), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Chi (8), GB (14)

246 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (26), Cle (16), Ten (15), MP (5), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (30), Pit (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Bal (12), RCGG (26)

230.5 Doctor X TB (30), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (16), Mia (12.5), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Cle (12), GB (14)

219.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (14), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (26), MP (4), Bal (16), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (32), Ind (11), Cle (12)
218 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (26), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (16), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (32), Cle (12), GB (14)

197.5 DJ TB (30), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (16), Ten (15), Buf (26), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (5), Mia (12.5), NO (16), Pit (16), LAR (11), GB (14)

193 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (16), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (26), Az (10.5), TB (30), MP (5), Mia (12.5), NO (16), LAR (15), Ind (11), Bal (12)

128.5 Grammatron Cle (16), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (10.5), NE (7), MP (2), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (32), Ind (11)

113 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (16), Sea (16), Buf (26), MP (2), LAR (15), Pit (16)

61 Evolver TB (30), Ind (13), Cle (16), MP (2)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)




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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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So if I pick KC, do I get to choose whether it is a Radrick's Compassionate Gloating Gamble or RadrickGamblingBonus?
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Absolutely!

Just declare it.

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I realize it says Current -- but this may affect my choice. My understanding is that for the RCGG a successful pick brings the bonus points as well, but I see only the wins--is that intended?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Queefs to lose. I’m sure I just jinxed Brady.
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gnome wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:05 pm I realize it says Current -- but this may affect my choice. My understanding is that for the RCGG a successful pick brings the bonus points as well, but I see only the wins--is that intended?


No, I just misunderstood you were doing that with Buffalo.

I will fix it.

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:Waaaah: Super Bowl Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
His Humble MagNIfIcence Queefs (RCGG) :D
Anaxagoras Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
gnome Queefs (RCGG) :D
Pyrrho Queefs :D
Enchantress Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
izittrue Queefs :D
Radrick :woowoo: :D
Grammatron Brady's Gay :Waaaah:
DJ Queefs :D
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Alright, so Radrick's Compassionate Gloating Gamble, picking the Chiefs, if for nothing else so that I can root for the Bucs.
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Link:

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Denied at the goal line. I wonder how big that will be.
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Looks like they got a second chance. They're already almost in field goal range.
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Wow. So many penalties against the Queefs.
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Crazy half. I'm rooting for Brady and Gronk but also for it to be a football game.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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We've been spoiled with nail-biters last couple or so years. But we'll see about this one.