Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Queefs to lose to ravens.
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Faiders
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izittrue wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 4:04 pm Queefs to lose to ravens.
Well, now you're fucked, gnome https://i.imgur.com/PmKebmN.gif

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Dolts
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:Waaaah: Current Week Two Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick* Eaglettes :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Cravens :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras* Faiders :Waaaah:
gnome* Queefs :D
Pyrrho* Steers 'n Queers :D
Enchantress* Cravens :Waaaah:
Hotarubi* Faiders :Waaaah:
izittrue* Queefs :D
Grammatron* Dolts :D
DJ* Faiders :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Fumble giveth, fumble taketh away.
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You just need some more Therapy:



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P.S. How did I miss Queefs this one?

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The jinx is ovah?
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I remain poor.

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Chiggers to lose next.
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I guess I'll go wid' Da Bears this week.
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Tampons to lose.

And by the way Tampa Bay: So long suckers! I'm moving to Colorado next week.
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Washington Sewage Team to lose
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gnome wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:30 pm Tampons to lose.

And by the way Tampa Bay: So long suckers! I'm moving to Colorado next week.
Grats on the move, hope it's by choice.
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:bricks: Current Week Three Standings:

2 Radrick Dal (1), Phi (1)
2 gnome Cle (1), KC (1)
2 Pyrrho Cle (1), Hou (1)

1 Grammatron Cle (1), Ind (0)
1 Hotarubi NE (1)
1 izittrue KC (1)
1 Anaxagoras Cle (1)
1 Enchantress Cle (1)











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The Lambs.
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Tampa’s Gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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:Waaaah: Week Three Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick* Chiggers :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Lambs :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras* Da Bears :D
gnome* Brady’s Gay :D
Pyrrho* Chiggers :Waaaah:
Enchantress* Roger’s Gayer :Waaaah:
Hotarubi* Brady’s Gay :D
izittrue* Brady’s Gay :D
Grammatron* Deadskins :D
DJ* Lambs :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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I hate da browns. Sorry Pyrrho
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Oddly enough I am rooting for Brady's Gay to lose.

No, I am not bitter.

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Why didn't I pick the Queefs.
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I was reading some articles before the season for clues, and one of them predicted that the New York Jets were the "most improved" football team. I'm not seeing any evidence for that yet.

Nobody really knows anything until you actually see a few real regular season games. And the best guess is that they will be about the same as last year. Of course some teams really do improve, while others decline, but the pundits are just guessing.
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Sports Dudes often make such predictions since, if they come true, everyone craps their pants at how awesome they are. If not, about 97.34% are forgotten.

The only one I am aware of, from a "Sports Dude," was the Awesomely Untalented Max Kellerman's "Tom Brady's going to fall off a cliff" prediction. He even Tweeted "Cliff" during 28-3 [PBUI – Ed.].

Man won not one, Princess James, not two, not three, but four Super Bowls after that prediction. Kellerman tried to spin it . . . for . . . a few years that he meant that eventually he fall off said cliff. Given that "Steve A" got him fired, he wins the Sylvia Award in memory of her predicting James Randi's imminent death. She died, like, what? Ten years before him? I cannot be bothered to look.

Other than that, most are forgotten. For Boston Sports Fans the closest is:


They're not good anymore!

– Trent "Fuck You, I Still have a Super Bowl Ring, and You Don't!" Dilfer*
delivered after the Queefs assraped the Patriots, then stole their milk, and their Moms.

The Pats won the Super Bowl that year.

Some may know of that because it was national.

Other than that? Boston fans will quote:


"Don't let us win today!"

– Kevin "WICKED FAAAAH" MilLLAAAAH
but no one actually saw that. It was filmed but unless you watch a report hours before a game and like watching The Curly Headed Boyfriend† and lived in Boston, you never saw it.

My favorite was a friend around 1997 declaring that the Red Sox would win a World Series before the Patriots would ever win a Super Bowl.

I need . . . a . . . moment. . . .

– J. "Dewey Wins!" D.

*He has actually had a very good sense of humor about it to fans, and he famously embarrassed "Prime Time" and others about how they cheated when they bitched after the Patriots beat the Seahawks.

†"Jurassic Carl" Everett famously referred to the rather odious Dan Shaughnessy as that. Curt Schilling insists on referring to him by that appellation to this day. If you ever see "CHB" on a Red Sox forum or Tweet or blog, it is referring to him. He was smiling as he tore into MillAAAAAHH over how badly the Red Sox played in the 2004 ALCS. They got assrap'd the night before in Game 3.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Hell, even the people who get paid the Big Bucks to identify the best talent often get it wrong.

Michael Jordan was not the #1 draft pick in his class, nor Tom Brady. The latter wasn't drafted until the 6th round apparently? Johnny "Football" was a 1st round draft pick, but look at his career.

In short, nobody really knows until you see them play in actual regular season games.
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"Johnny Football" was drafted as a box-office draw, IMHO.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 11:47 amMichael Jordan was not the #1 draft pick in his class, nor Tom Brady.
You can almost justify the Jordan one, because the one chosen before him was a very good player . . . he just got injured as very tall men do. Still . . . it is hard to avoid the Monday Morning Quarterback on that decision. I will spare you and [His genitals. – Ed.] others rehashing "The Call," other than you can make an argument that Pete "I'M SO PUMPED UP!" Carroll had to pass to preserve the time and downs. If Beast Mode got stuffed as he was in the same situation earlier in the game, . . .

. . .

. . . still, run the fucking ball, Pete!

To be fair on Brady, I forget which coach admitted it in the "Brady 6" documentary, if anyone knew what he would become, they sure as shit would have picked him in the first round. But what if he got injured? Boston Fanboys screamed at His Merciful Dark Hoodie for benching Bledsoe for him in the Super Bowl. Bledsoe came back in when Mr. Bunchen got injured in the AFC Championship.

Hell, people screamed at him for wasting the pick on the "perennially injured" Rob Gronkowski.

I do agree with Pyrrho on "Johnny Football." I do not follow college ball as much but even I realized he was the next Ryan Leaf.
In short, nobody really knows until you see them play in actual regular season games.
Just like this game.

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Frank Sinatra Tom Brady has a cold.

But that's not my pic. Just reporting news.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:11 am I was reading some articles before the season for clues, and one of them predicted that the New York Jets were the "most improved" football team. I'm not seeing any evidence for that yet.
If they win 4 games they will have improved 100%. And that's a magnitude of improvement unmatched in sports history. Recently.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:24 pm
Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:11 am I was reading some articles before the season for clues, and one of them predicted that the New York Jets were the "most improved" football team. I'm not seeing any evidence for that yet.
If they win 4 games they will have improved 100%. And that's a magnitude of improvement unmatched in sports history. Recently.
The Clowns are more improved. Remember they went 0-16 back in '17. That's like an infinity% improvement! :D
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Arizona vultures
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Pantsers
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Arizona Tards to lose
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Broncos to lose.
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:bricks: Week Four Standings:

6 gnome Cle (2), KC (2), TB (2)

4 izittrue KC (2), TB (2)
4 Radrick Dal (2), Phi (1)

3 Pyrrho Cle (2), Hou (1)
3 Grammatron Cle (2), Ind (0), Was (1)
3 Hotarubi NE (1), TB (2)
3 Anaxagoras Cle (2), Chi (1)
2 Enchantress Cle (2)





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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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:Waaaah: Week Four Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick* Pantsers :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Tards :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras* Faiders :D
gnome* Faiders :D
Pyrrho* Pantsers :D
Enchantress* Squeelers :D
Hotarubi* Tards :Waaaah:
izittrue* Jackasses :D
Grammatron* Tards :Waaaah:
DJ Chiggers :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 3:32 am :bricks: Current Week Four Standings:

6 gnome Cle (2), KC (2), TB (2)

3 Radrick Dal (1), Phi (1)
3 Pyrrho Cle (2), Hou (1)
3 Grammatron Cle (2), Ind (0), Was (1)
3 Hotarubi NE (1), TB (2)
3 izittrue KC (2), NE (1)
3 Anaxagoras Cle (2), Chi (1)
2 Enchantress Cle (2)





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I picked Tampa bay. Not Brady’s old team.
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Faiders
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Mulligan: chiggers
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Crap, missed due to moving. There's still Monday.

Faders to lose.