This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Pyrrho wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:59 am
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:28 pm I was just about to post that.
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I hope you won't be a hard case.
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From QuackWatch:
More evidence links vaccine refusal to measles outbreaks

A recent review has found that in measles outbreaks during the past five years, at least 70% of the infected individuals had not been vaccinated. Seven articles published from November 30, 2015, through June 1, 2020, covered 8 measles outbreaks that included 1,176 individuals with measles, of whom 125 (10.6%) had received measles-containing vaccine, 888 (75.5%) had no history of vaccination, and 163 (13.9%) had unknown vaccination status.[Phadke VK and others. Vaccine refusal and measles outbreaks in the US. JAMA, Aug 14, 2020] State and national measles surveillance data from 2016 to June 2020 indicates that of 1392 measles cases, 152 (10.9%) had received measles-containing vaccine, 989 (71.0%) had no history of measles vaccination, and 251 (18.0%) had unknown vaccination status.
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I got my flu shot yesterday. If I disappear from this place, you'll know that I caught TEH AUTIZM!!1!1!!
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shemp wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:30 pm I got my flu shot yesterday. If I disappear from this place, you'll know that I caught TEH AUTIZM!!1!1!!
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Fuck. Please tell me those machines never came into widespread use...
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First the homeopath would have to dilute essence of autism 100x and then...
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Interesting article on the long-term effects of measles on . . . THE CHILDREN!!1!!!
The race to understand 'immune amnesia'

Eventually infections slowed, and the state of emergency ended on 28 December 2019. In all, 5,667 people were infected – including 8% of the population under 15 years old. Of those, 81 died, including three children from the same family.

The epidemic was over – but the virus hadn't necessarily taken its last victim.

Enter "immune amnesia", a mysterious phenomenon that's been with us for millennia, though it was only discovered in 2012. Essentially, when you're infected with measles, your immune system abruptly forgets every pathogen it's ever encountered before – every cold, every bout of flu, every exposure to bacteria or viruses in the environment, every vaccination. The loss is near-total and permanent. Once the measles infection is over, current evidence suggests that your body has to re-learn what's good and what's bad almost from scratch.

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Great. I had all the varieties of the measles, back in the day.
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And you remember that?

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Yes I do. Rubella...had to be in a dark room...then there were the " 7 day measles" , "14 day measles" , and IIRC the "21 day measles" but that could be a false memory. I remember the whooping cough, mumps, chicken pox, a few times of strep throat. My poor Mother....
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I mean it was not like you lived too far from a wind-swept crag.

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