Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:14 am

Viqueens

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:35 am

:Waaaah: Current Week Ten Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	Faiders	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Faiders	:D
Anaxagoras	ViQueens	:Waaaah:
gnome*	Ain’ts	:D
Pyrrho*	Ain’ts	:D
Enchantress*	Ain’ts	:D
Hotarubi*	Ain’ts	:D
izittrue	Ain’ts	:D
Grammatron	Tits	:Waaaah:
DJ	Ain’ts	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:09 pm

The Aints to lose.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:24 pm

Checking Mulligan status...

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:58 pm

Aint's...

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:59 pm

https://i.imgur.com/qWw49oa.gif

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:36 pm

Man am I glad I had brains enough not to pick the Patriots.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:48 pm

It was close. . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:03 am

:bricks: Week Ereven Standings:

42 Radrick Dal (8), Phi (4), Car (5), KC (6), Cle (5), MP (1), GB (8), LVR (5)
41 Pyrrho Cle (5), Hou (1), Car (5), Cin (5), Den (5), Az (8), LAR (7), NO (5)

37 gnome Cle (5), KC (6), TB (6), LVR (5), MP (1), GB (8), NO (5)
31 Hotarubi NE (6), TB (6), MP (1), LAC (5), GB (8), NO (5)

27 Anaxagoras Cle (5), Chi (3), LVR (5), KC (6), GB (8)
27 Grammatron Cle (5), Ind (5), Was (3), Sea (3), Chi (3), GB (8)
26.5 Enchantress Cle (5), Pit (5.5), SF (3), GB (8), NO (5)
26 izittrue KC (6), TB (6), Den (5), MP (1), Chi (3), NO (5)

19 DJ KC (6), GB (8), NO (5)
16 Doctor X Chi (3), Az (8), LVR (5)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Radrick and Pyrrho Question the Virtue of gnome's Mom!

– J. "I Concede Nothing!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:18 pm

Um, Cowgirls I guess. (for week 11)

And since I'm going to be traveling for the next couple of weeks starting this weekend, I'm going to make some provisional picks for weeks 12 and 13, just in case I forget to make a pick. If I do have time to make a new pick during my trip I might change either of these or both.

Week 12: Lambs
Week 13: Flats

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:07 am

Swills to get bucked.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:10 pm

The Bungles.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:04 pm

Yeah, yeah. We know.

— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) November 14, 2021

Falcons Twitter when the team fell behind 28-3 against the Cowboys.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:11 pm

https://twitter.com/TB_Times/status/1461441560663502857

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:31 am

Now there is a surprise.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:12 am

His Merciful Dark Hoodie is setting up for 28 – 3! :hyper:

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 2:56 am

Cowgirls to lose

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:55 am

Squealers to lose.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 5:00 pm

:Waaaah: Week Ereven Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	Tards	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Tards	:Waaaah:
Anaxagoras	Dullass	:D
gnome*	:?	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho*	Swills	:D
Enchantress*	Bentgirls	:Waaaah:
Hotarubi*	Dullass	:D
izittrue	Squealers	:D
Grammatron	Dullass	:D
DJ	Bentgirls	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:34 pm

:shock:

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:57 pm

They sure put the FAIL in "Failcons"

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:08 pm

Oddly enough, as I mentioned to another player, there is a LONG but well-done, production wise, video history of the FAIL of the Failcons. Naturally, I skipped ahead to the Super Bowl, poured a beer, then opened a jar of lubricant.

Phenomenal graphics tracing the "win percentage" with each play such that it became the "wings" of the FAILcons logo.

Yet.

It was . . . a FAIL.

See, the commentators all have Trump Boners. They spent half the time screaming about how His Merciful Dark Hoodie and The Greatest Quarter Back EVAH Peyton! supported Trump. They could not figure out why Her Turn lost . . . after all of these years.

Similarly, they claimed "Matty Ice" Ryan and, yes, the coaches, did not make mistakes.

Did they not notice the whole "do not block Hightower while your QB drops back seven when you need only one yard?"

Or when the Clock is Your Friend you keep snapping the ball within seconds rather than running it down?

Or the basic fact that if they just took a knee three times then tried for a field goal, even if they missed, the Pats would not have had the time to tie the game?

Miss all of that?

They blamed "luck" and, of course, highlighted the Greatest Catch EVAH by "Jules!"

As awesome as it was, it was not critical. It was not a fourth or even a third down play. Unlike the Julio "No One Will Remember This" Jones catch that put them on the Pats 20ish yard line. They did not realize that, even if it is "luck," you have to capitalize on it.

Why they are fans and why their team sucks: inability to apply critical thinking.

– J.D.

P.S. How 'bout them Swills?

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:01 am

Flats

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:37 am

Meanie.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:45 am

You won't be saying that when they win.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:03 am

"Meanie Points"

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:03 pm

The Flats.

There’s a method to my madness.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:10 pm

Fudgepackers

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:12 pm

DJ wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:03 pmThere’s a method to my madness.

:freedom:

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:45 pm

:bricks: Week Twelve Standings:

51 Pyrrho Cle (6), Hou (2), Car (5), Cin (6), Den (5), Az (9), LAR (7), NO (5), Buf (6)

45 Radrick Dal (8), Phi (5), Car (5), KC (7), Cle (6), MP (1), GB (8), LVR (5)
43 Hotarubi NE (7), TB (7), MP (2), LAC (6), GB (8), NO (5), Dal (8)
40 gnome Cle (6), KC (7), TB (7), LVR (5), MP (1), GB (8), NO (5)

38 Grammatron Cle (6), Ind (6), Was (4), Sea (3), Chi (3), GB (8), Dal (8)
37 Anaxagoras Cle (6), Chi (3), LVR (5), KC (7), GB (8), Dal (8)
33.5 izittrue KC (7), TB (7), Den (5), MP (1), Chi (3), NO (5), Pit (5.5)

29.5 Enchantress Cle (6), Pit (5.5), SF (5), GB (8), NO (5)
20 DJ KC (7), GB (8), NO (5)

17 Doctor X Chi (3), Az (9), LVR (5)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Pyrrho Drinks Deep from Your [Alcoholic – Ed.] Tears!

– J. "I Concede Nothing!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:50 pm

:Waaaah: Week Twelve Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	Lambs	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Tits	https://i.imgur.com/uONqlaH.gif
Anaxagoras	Lambs	:D
gnome*	:?	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho*	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
Enchantress*	Lambs	:D
*Hotarubi the Hot**	Tits	https://i.imgur.com/uONqlaH.gif
izittrue the Intelligent	Tits	https://i.imgur.com/uONqlaH.gif
:Mockering:Grammatron the Giz Guzzler	Flats	:Waaaah:
:Mockering:DJ the Dick Juggler	Flats	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 pm

Titans to lose.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:21 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 pmTitans to lose.

And this is before I announced that that choice earns an extra 497 points.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 11:06 pm

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 2:22 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:21 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 pmTitans to lose.
And this is before I announced that that choice earns an extra 497 points.

– J.D.

Although I’ve heard I’m a jinx.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:55 pm

Not anymore Izzy. But, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Go Pats!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:09 pm

I am going to need extra time to add up all of the MEANIE Points. . . .

– J.D.

P.S. https://i.imgur.com/uONqlaH.gif

DJ · Post by DJ » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:26 pm

Mine shouldn’t count. 😂

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:33 pm

To be fair, it is not as if I need the points. . . .

– J. "I Concede . . . NOTHING!" D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Nov 29, 2021 12:48 am

I was particularly impressed with how Pittsburgh fought back in the second half.