Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

Never agree to 3 points on top of the vig.
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Viqueens
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:Waaaah: Current Week Ten Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick Faiders :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Faiders :D
Anaxagoras ViQueens :Waaaah:
gnome* Ain’ts :D
Pyrrho* Ain’ts :D
Enchantress* Ain’ts :D
Hotarubi* Ain’ts :D
izittrue Ain’ts :D
Grammatron Tits :Waaaah:
DJ Ain’ts :D
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

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The Aints to lose.
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Checking Mulligan status...
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Aint's...
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Man am I glad I had brains enough not to pick the Patriots.
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It was close. . . .

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:bricks: Current Week Ereven Standings:

42 Radrick Dal (8), Phi (4), Car (5), KC (6), Cle (5), MP (1), GB (8), LVR (5)
41 Pyrrho Cle (5), Hou (1), Car (5), Cin (5), Den (5), Az (8), LAR (7), NO (5)

37 gnome Cle (5), KC (6), TB (6), LVR (5), MP (1), GB (8), NO (5)
31 Hotarubi NE (6), TB (6), MP (1), LAC (5), GB (8), NO (5)

27 Anaxagoras Cle (5), Chi (3), LVR (5), KC (6), GB (8)
27 Grammatron Cle (5), Ind (5), Was (3), Sea (3), Chi (3), GB (8)
26.5 Enchantress Cle (5), Pit (5.5), SF (3), GB (8), NO (5)
26 izittrue KC (6), TB (6), Den (5), MP (1), Chi (3), NO (5)

19 DJ KC (6), GB (8), NO (5)
16 Doctor X Chi (3), Az (8), LVR (5)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Radrick and Pyrrho Question the Virtue of gnome's Mom!





– J. "I Concede Nothing!" D.
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Um, Cowgirls I guess. (for week 11)

And since I'm going to be traveling for the next couple of weeks starting this weekend, I'm going to make some provisional picks for weeks 12 and 13, just in case I forget to make a pick. If I do have time to make a new pick during my trip I might change either of these or both.

Week 12: Lambs
Week 13: Flats
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Swills to get bucked.
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The Bungles.
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Yeah, yeah. We know.

— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) November 14, 2021
Falcons Twitter when the team fell behind 28-3 against the Cowboys.

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Now there is a surprise.

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His Merciful Dark Hoodie is setting up for 28 – 3! :hyper:

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Cowgirls to lose
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Squealers to lose.
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:Waaaah: Week Ereven Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick Tards :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Tards :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras Dullass :D
gnome* :? :Waaaah:
Pyrrho* Swills :D
Enchantress* Bentgirls :Waaaah:
Hotarubi* Dullass :D
izittrue Squealers :D
Grammatron Dullass :D
DJ Bentgirls :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

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:shock:

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They sure put the FAIL in "Failcons"
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Oddly enough, as I mentioned to another player, there is a LONG but well-done, production wise, video history of the FAIL of the Failcons. Naturally, I skipped ahead to the Super Bowl, poured a beer, then opened a jar of lubricant.

Phenomenal graphics tracing the "win percentage" with each play such that it became the "wings" of the FAILcons logo.

Yet.

It was . . . a FAIL.

See, the commentators all have Trump Boners. They spent half the time screaming about how His Merciful Dark Hoodie and The Greatest Quarter Back EVAH Peyton! supported Trump. They could not figure out why Her Turn lost . . . after all of these years.

Similarly, they claimed "Matty Ice" Ryan and, yes, the coaches, did not make mistakes.

Did they not notice the whole "do not block Hightower while your QB drops back seven when you need only one yard?"

Or when the Clock is Your Friend you keep snapping the ball within seconds rather than running it down?

Or the basic fact that if they just took a knee three times then tried for a field goal, even if they missed, the Pats would not have had the time to tie the game?

Miss all of that?

They blamed "luck" and, of course, highlighted the Greatest Catch EVAH by "Jules!"

As awesome as it was, it was not critical. It was not a fourth or even a third down play. Unlike the Julio "No One Will Remember This" Jones catch that put them on the Pats 20ish yard line. They did not realize that, even if it is "luck," you have to capitalize on it.

Why they are fans and why their team sucks: inability to apply critical thinking.

– J.D.

P.S. How 'bout them Swills?
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Flats
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Meanie.

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You won't be saying that when they win.
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"Meanie Points"

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The Flats.


There’s a method to my madness.
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Fudgepackers
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DJ wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:03 pmThere’s a method to my madness.
:freedom:

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:bricks: Current Week Twelve Standings:

51 Pyrrho Cle (6), Hou (2), Car (5), Cin (6), Den (5), Az (9), LAR (7), NO (5), Buf (6)

45 Radrick Dal (8), Phi (5), Car (5), KC (7), Cle (6), MP (1), GB (8), LVR (5)
43 Hotarubi NE (7), TB (7), MP (2), LAC (6), GB (8), NO (5), Dal (8)
40 gnome Cle (6), KC (7), TB (7), LVR (5), MP (1), GB (8), NO (5)

38 Grammatron Cle (6), Ind (6), Was (4), Sea (3), Chi (3), GB (8), Dal (8)
37 Anaxagoras Cle (6), Chi (3), LVR (5), KC (7), GB (8), Dal (8)
33.5 izittrue KC (7), TB (7), Den (5), MP (1), Chi (3), NO (5), Pit (5.5)

29.5 Enchantress Cle (6), Pit (5.5), SF (5), GB (8), NO (5)
20 DJ KC (7), GB (8), NO (5)





17 Doctor X Chi (3), Az (9), LVR (5)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Pyrrho Drinks Deep from Your [Alcoholic – Ed.] Tears!





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:Waaaah: Current Week Twelve Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick :? :?
His Humble MagNIfIcence Tits :?
Anaxagoras Lambs :?
gnome* :? :?
Pyrrho* Fudge Packers :?
Enchantress* :? :?
Hotarubi* :? :?
izittrue the Intelligent Tits :?
Grammatron the Giz Guzzler Flats :?
DJ the Dick Juggler Flats :?
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

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Titans to lose.
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izittrue wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 pmTitans to lose.
And this is before I announced that that choice earns an extra 497 points.

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– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:21 pm
izittrue wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 pmTitans to lose.
And this is before I announced that that choice earns an extra 497 points.

– J.D.
Although I’ve heard I’m a jinx.