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You can see why BBC supports Labour. . . .

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:02 am You can see why BBC supports Labour. . . .

– J.D.
And yet senior Labour party numbers complain about "Conservative Cronyism" in the higher echelons of the BBC.

But yeah, there was a time that the corridors of the BBC looked and sounded like the Socialist Society of any given University from the early 70s getting pissed in the Students Union bar. Much better now than they used to be though.

But third worst? Eh.
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The Tories were always "the Party of Your Parents" – even if said parents were tripping acid in the 60s to 70s. "Now is time to get mine!"

Parents are never popular.

Old Labour was the "Party of Your Idiot Uncle." After . . . heh . . . heh . . . HA!HA!HA! . . . Neil Kinnock modernized . . . heh . . . no . . . seriously! . . . it was the "Party of Your Creepy Uncle" with the toupee no one is suppose to notice.

He likes plaid.

He spends a lot of times at the club, alone.

Then, finally, came "New Labour" which was the "Party of Your Older Siblings Coming Off Acid." They learned in university that Jews are bad and maybe we should help the poor people we step over on the way to our cars. They became Irresponsible Parents.

Tories?

After Mom left, it became the "Party of Your Raving Imperial Uncle" – the one who "is not racist" but really thinks England would "be better without all of these wogs and niggers about" – until it became the Party of Your Nerd Sibling That No One, Including Your Creepy Uncle, Would have Sex With."

Hoping to have sex, it allied with the your cousins – from Your Raving Imperial Uncle – but figured if they just poured gasoline over the area but did not actually touch the match to it nothing bad would happen.

In desperation, it became the Party of Your Aunt Who Never Married but wears Leather Pants.

Meanwhile, since Labour lost to those, it went full "Mad Uncle" and has yet to recover. It chose its version of Nerd Who Does Not have Sex who likes to surround himself with women who, also, do not have sex, with neither of them understanding why they are not popular.

Tories?

They dumped Aunt for Brother Who Drinks, Plays Rugby, and Can Fart the Alphabet.

We Americans would find this funny if we did not elect a demented sex offender since the alternative was someone who makes Your Brother seem "sophisticated, if not, sometimes, rational," while giving sanctuary to your Most Useless Yet Entitled Royal.

In the rain.

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indy10 ... 5559%3famp

Nigel says he "respects" Royal National Lifeboat Institution, calls them "taxi service for wogs" , loses shit when they want to name boat after him.
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He is just jealous of HMS Boaty McBoatface.

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I will note that for someone who strived to become Prime Minister for over a decade, Boris threw it away for a singularly stupid reason.

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Admiral Nelson was 5'4" tall.
His statue in London is 16' tall.

That's Horatio of 3 to 1

#dadjoke
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Good one
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:34 am I will note that for someone who strived to become Prime Minister for over a decade, Boris threw it away for a singularly stupid reason.

– J.D.
What, getting caught for doing what everyone else was doing?

Just kidding. I want to see Rees-Mogg as PM. It'll be funnier than Trump but with a man who is educated and cultured. Just imagine it.
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He would destroy I'm a Barrister!! at the dispatch box, but his pretense to being from the 1930s aside, I do not know how good he would be.

Still . . . he would not be that wog . . . or a girl.

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Doctor X wrote: Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:51 am He would destroy I'm a Barrister!! at the dispatch box, but his pretense to being from the 1930s aside, I do not know how good he would be.
Absolutely shit.
Still . . . he would not be that wog . . . or a girl.

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We can only be grateful.

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So she likes pork?





Hello?


Is this on?

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She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
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Does she go?
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Ben Trovado wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:50 pm She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
Are you insinuating something?

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ed wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:52 pmDoes she go?
She's from Purley.
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:12 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:50 pm She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
Are you insinuating something?

– J.D.
Me? Oh no, no no . . . .

Yes.
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Then in the people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones:



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Like I said.

What everyone else was doing.
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He must resign. Obviously.
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Will he apologize to the House?

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