Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Double check scores. Long story short there was an issue with a password and the solution to this "known problem" was longer than simply recreating everything from a clone in 32 seconds.

Unfortunately, I made the clone before I updated the "score sheet" for the previous week. I wondered why teams were down by 2 scores.

I was informed I am missing teams from two players. Anyone missing, let me know.

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You are welcome.
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Wow that was a close call for the Patriots.
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Those two extra points!

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Hey maybe Cleveland can pick up Antonio Brown!
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Evidences:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/american-foot ... 855335.amp

I take no satisfaction in this whatsoever.
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I do.

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Pyrrho wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 12:53 am Hey maybe Cleveland can pick up Antonio Brown!
Apparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/329 ... ld-midgame
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Of course I’m a jinx. Cardinals beat ‘Merica’s team. Fuk
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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:23 amApparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?
The desperately stupid.

Various Talking Heads speculated that he was unhappy with his job . . . that he was complanin' . . . no, wait, that he was mad he was not going to make a bunch of incentives. Well, get benched for three weeks for committing what is actually a felony will cut into playing time.

However, apparently, the Dumbest SB Winning Coach Not Named Dungee [Stop that! – Ed.] wanted him to play, he refused, and it went down from there. The reports include that he ran from the stadium into a police vehicle.

He then flew home.

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"If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd say he had eating disorder."
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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 4:45 am
Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:23 amApparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?
The desperately stupid.

Various Talking Heads speculated that he was unhappy with his job . . . that he was complanin' . . . no, wait, that he was mad he was not going to make a bunch of incentives. Well, get benched for three weeks for committing what is actually a felony will cut into playing time.

However, apparently, the Dumbest SB Winning Coach Not Named Dungee [Stop that! – Ed.] wanted him to play, he refused, and it went down from there. The reports include that he ran from the stadium into a police vehicle.

He then flew home.

– J.D.
Meanwhile , Le'veon Smell scored the game winning TD in the same game.

Turdy Toe Tap won a SB last year. Bell is going to the playoffs this year. Ain't it funny how assholes get rewarded in sports.

Especially rapists.
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Indeed, consider the Collection of Saints on KC.

As someone long ago joked, "If Hitler could hit the long ball," people would make the excuses Gram quoted.

There are still Pats Fanboys who blame Kraft for getting rid of the idiot. WE WPUUDVE WON STANLYE CUP SERIES AND BRAYD NOBE WHORE IN TB!!1!!!!!!!

And we do not even have handkerchiefs we pissed on to wave above our heads.

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Hi there! Just popping in because I know I've basically dropped out. I wanted to let people know that it wasn't because I was angry or out of any protest. I just found my energy pulled elsewhere, and after a couple of weeks of missed or barely on time picks I decided to bow to the inevitable and save myself some worry. I hope everyone's still enjoying :)
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This will not save you from you inevitable descent into Last Place. https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif

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Who?
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gnome wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:04 am Hi there! Just popping in because I know I've basically dropped out. I wanted to let people know that it wasn't because I was angry or out of any protest. I just found my energy pulled elsewhere, and after a couple of weeks of missed or barely on time picks I decided to bow to the inevitable and save myself some worry. I hope everyone's still enjoying :)
You can always pick at random.
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I'll pick the Bungles for week 18.
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I’m sure I can find some way to keep Gnome out of last place. :P
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Squealers
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The Iggles.
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Faiders.
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Dullass to lose in week 18. Week 18??? WTF?
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:bricks: Week Eighteen Standings:

110.5 Hotarubi NE (10), TB (12), MP (3), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (8), Dal (11), Ten (11), Den (7), Buf (10), Bal (8), Pit (8.5)

108 Radrick Dal (11), Phi (9), Car (5), KC (11), Cle (7), MP (2), GB (13), LVR (9), LAR (12), Buf (10), Bal (8), Az (11)

95.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (9), KC (11), GB (13), Dal (11), LAR (12), Bal (8), NE (10), Pit (8.5)
94 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (9), Was (6), Sea (6), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (11), Den (7), Az (11), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (9)
90.5 izittrue KC (11), TB (12), Den (7), MP (2), Chi (6), NO (8), Pit (8.5), Ten (11), Bal (8), Buf (10), Cle (7)
90 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (10), Den (7), Az (11), LAR (12), NO (8), Buf (10), MP (2), Was (6), Bal (8)

68.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (8.5), SF (9), GB (13), NO (8), LAR (12), Ten (11)
61 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (11), LVR (9), Ten (11), MP (6), Buf (10), Mia (8)
61 gnome Cle (7), KC (11), TB (12), LVR (9), MP (1), GB (13), NO (8)


43 DJ KC (11), GB (13), NO (8), Buf (10), MP (1)






As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Delete Dallas. I’m changing my pick.
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Bungholes to lose to Cleveland rocks.
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:Waaaah: Week Eighteen Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick Bungholes :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Chiggers :D
Anaxagoras Bungholes :D
Pyrrho Squeelers :Waaaah:
Enchantress the Excrement Eater Flats :D
Hotarubi Bungholes :D
izittrue Bungholes :D
Grammatron Faiders :Waaaah:
DJ Iggles :D
*NFL Schedule

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Denver head coach fails to survive to Brack Fliday [Monday – Ed.].

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:Waaaah:
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Pyrrho wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:13 am:Waaaah:
Never in doubt.
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Biased as I am, that is a catch.

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The Yinzer is freaking out

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If this ends in a tie. . . .

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Goodbye Nagy
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izittrue wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 3:13 pmGoodbye Nagy
:hyper:

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P.S. And the Fish be Squished.
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 11 15
AFC North Bungholes 4 10 14
AFC South Tits 4 X 12 16
AFC West Queefs 4 12 16
NFC East Dullarse 4 12 16
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 13 17
NFC South Brady’s Gay† 4 13 17
NFC West L’Ass Rammed 4 12 16
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Faiders 2 10 12
AFC II Flats 2 10 12
AFC III Squeelers 2 9.5 11.5
NFC I Tards 2 11 13
NFC II 69’rs 2 10 12
NFC III Eaglettes 2 9 11
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Dolts 2.5 9 11.5
NFC Loser Faints 2.5 9 11.5

Not . . . that there is anything. . . .