Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:48 pm

Double check scores. Long story short there was an issue with a password and the solution to this "known problem" was longer than simply recreating everything from a clone in 32 seconds.

Unfortunately, I made the clone before I updated the "score sheet" for the previous week. I wondered why teams were down by 2 scores.

I was informed I am missing teams from two players. Anyone missing, let me know.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:51 pm

You are welcome.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:56 pm

Wow that was a close call for the Patriots.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 12:06 am

Those two extra points!

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 12:53 am

Hey maybe Cleveland can pick up Antonio Brown!

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:21 am

Evidences:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/american-foot ... 855335.amp

I take no satisfaction in this whatsoever.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:37 am

I do.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:23 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 12:53 am Hey maybe Cleveland can pick up Antonio Brown!

Apparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/329 ... ld-midgame

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:41 am

Of course I’m a jinx. Cardinals beat ‘Merica’s team. Fuk

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 3:27 am

https://twitter.com/sharpfootball/statu ... 82720?s=21

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 4:45 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:23 amApparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?

The desperately stupid.

Various Talking Heads speculated that he was unhappy with his job . . . that he was complanin' . . . no, wait, that he was mad he was not going to make a bunch of incentives. Well, get benched for three weeks for committing what is actually a felony will cut into playing time.

However, apparently, the Dumbest SB Winning Coach Not Named Dungee [Stop that! – Ed.] wanted him to play, he refused, and it went down from there. The reports include that he ran from the stadium into a police vehicle.

He then flew home.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 6:17 am

"If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd say he had eating disorder."

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 6:50 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 4:45 am
Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:23 amApparently he decided to leave the team in the middle of a game? I don't get it. Who would want to take a chance on this guy?
The desperately stupid.

Various Talking Heads speculated that he was unhappy with his job . . . that he was complanin' . . . no, wait, that he was mad he was not going to make a bunch of incentives. Well, get benched for three weeks for committing what is actually a felony will cut into playing time.

However, apparently, the Dumbest SB Winning Coach Not Named Dungee [Stop that! – Ed.] wanted him to play, he refused, and it went down from there. The reports include that he ran from the stadium into a police vehicle.

He then flew home.

– J.D.

Meanwhile , Le'veon Smell scored the game winning TD in the same game.

Turdy Toe Tap won a SB last year. Bell is going to the playoffs this year. Ain't it funny how assholes get rewarded in sports.

Especially rapists.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:35 pm

Indeed, consider the Collection of Saints on KC.

As someone long ago joked, "If Hitler could hit the long ball," people would make the excuses Gram quoted.

There are still Pats Fanboys who blame Kraft for getting rid of the idiot. WE WPUUDVE WON STANLYE CUP SERIES AND BRAYD NOBE WHORE IN TB!!1!!!!!!!

And we do not even have handkerchiefs we pissed on to wave above our heads.

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:04 am

Hi there! Just popping in because I know I've basically dropped out. I wanted to let people know that it wasn't because I was angry or out of any protest. I just found my energy pulled elsewhere, and after a couple of weeks of missed or barely on time picks I decided to bow to the inevitable and save myself some worry. I hope everyone's still enjoying :)

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:31 am

This will not save you from you inevitable descent into Last Place. https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 1:06 am

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 2:40 am

gnome wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:04 am Hi there! Just popping in because I know I've basically dropped out. I wanted to let people know that it wasn't because I was angry or out of any protest. I just found my energy pulled elsewhere, and after a couple of weeks of missed or barely on time picks I decided to bow to the inevitable and save myself some worry. I hope everyone's still enjoying :)

You can always pick at random.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 2:40 pm

I'll pick the Bungles for week 18.

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:10 pm

I’m sure I can find some way to keep Gnome out of last place. :P

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 9:35 pm

Squealers

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 06, 2022 4:40 am

https://media.vogue.co.uk/photos/5fda32 ... 230274.jpg

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:07 am

The Iggles.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:42 am

Faiders.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:31 pm

Dullass to lose in week 18. Week 18??? WTF?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 08, 2022 4:42 pm

:bricks: Week Eighteen Standings:

110.5 Hotarubi NE (10), TB (12), MP (3), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (8), Dal (11), Ten (11), Den (7), Buf (10), Bal (8), Pit (8.5)

108 Radrick Dal (11), Phi (9), Car (5), KC (11), Cle (7), MP (2), GB (13), LVR (9), LAR (12), Buf (10), Bal (8), Az (11)

95.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (9), KC (11), GB (13), Dal (11), LAR (12), Bal (8), NE (10), Pit (8.5)
94 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (9), Was (6), Sea (6), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (11), Den (7), Az (11), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (9)
90.5 izittrue KC (11), TB (12), Den (7), MP (2), Chi (6), NO (8), Pit (8.5), Ten (11), Bal (8), Buf (10), Cle (7)
90 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (10), Den (7), Az (11), LAR (12), NO (8), Buf (10), MP (2), Was (6), Bal (8)

68.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (8.5), SF (9), GB (13), NO (8), LAR (12), Ten (11)
61 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (11), LVR (9), Ten (11), MP (6), Buf (10), Mia (8)
61 gnome Cle (7), KC (11), TB (12), LVR (9), MP (1), GB (13), NO (8)

43 DJ KC (11), GB (13), NO (8), Buf (10), MP (1)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Hotrubi Ask Radrick, "Didn't We Have More Points?!"

– J. "I Concede Nothing!" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 09, 2022 1:11 am

Delete Dallas. I’m changing my pick.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 09, 2022 2:01 am

Bungholes to lose to Cleveland rocks.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:18 am

:Waaaah: Week Eighteen Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	Bungholes	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Chiggers	:D
Anaxagoras	Bungholes	:D
Pyrrho	Squeelers	:Waaaah:
Enchantress the Excrement Eater	Flats	:D
Hotarubi	Bungholes	:D
izittrue	Bungholes	:D
Grammatron	Faiders	:Waaaah:
DJ	Iggles	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:11 pm

Denver head coach fails to survive to Brack Fliday [Monday – Ed.].

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:13 am

:Waaaah:

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:55 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:13 am:Waaaah:

Never in doubt.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:02 am

https://i.imgur.com/t25kqiy.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:46 am

Biased as I am, that is a catch.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:55 am

The Yinzer is freaking out

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 5:14 am

If this ends in a tie. . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:09 am

http://mjtrends.b-cdn.net/images/blog/2 ... eading.jpg

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 10, 2022 3:13 pm

Goodbye Nagy

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:19 am

izittrue wrote: ↑Mon Jan 10, 2022 3:13 pmGoodbye Nagy

:hyper:

– J.D.

P.S. And the Fish be Squished.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:45 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4				11	15
AFC North	Bungholes	4				10	14
AFC South	Tits	4	X			12	16
AFC West	Queefs	4				12	16
NFC East	Dullarse	4				12	16
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X			13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4				13	17
NFC West	L’Ass Rammed	4				12	16
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Faiders	2				10	12
AFC II	Flats	2				10	12
AFC III	Squeelers	2				9.5	11.5
NFC I	Tards	2				11	13
NFC II	69’rs	2				10	12
NFC III	Eaglettes	2				9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Dolts	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Faints	2.5	9	11.5

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .