Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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– J.D.
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Faiders
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Bukkakeneers





What?
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The Swills.
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:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

154.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (17), MP (3), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (15), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (14)
150 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (16), Cle (7), MP (2), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (16), Buf (15), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (14)

135.5 izittrue KC (16), TB (17), Den (7), MP (2), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (15), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (14)
132.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (16), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (16), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (14), ItR (2)

116 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (14), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (16), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (2), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)
115.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (12), ItR (7)

100.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (12), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (16), Ten (16), NE (12)

93 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (7), Buf (15), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4)

81 gnome Cle (7), KC (16), TB (17), LVR (12), MP (1), GB (13), NO (9)

69 DJ KC (16), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (1), Phi (11)






As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Hotrubi and Radrick Go All Yinzer on Us!





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:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick 69’rs :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Squeelers :D
Anaxagoras頭いい Swills :Waaaah:
Pyrrho Brady’s Gay† :Waaaah:
Enchantress 69’rs :Waaaah:
Hotarubi Tards :D
izittrue 69’rs :Waaaah:
Grammatron Faiders :D
DJ the Dedicated Swills :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Not . . . that there is anything. . . .
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I'll pick the Swills this week.
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And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:38 pm And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.
Interesting. I thought he did an amazing job considering he got handed a team previous Coach/GM gutted, and then lost its QB in the off season. And he could not make any personal decisions.
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There are all of these conspiracy theories that this is Nick Cassario's attempt to get Josh McDaniels.

Josh has given him the "nod," apparently.

– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:38 pm And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.
Being paid for the remaining 2 years on his contract. Total $22 million.

That's $5.5 million per win. I guess he's upset about the whole goddam show.
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I did hear that.

Still, when you consider how much money they have torched, and they let a snake-oil salesman run the team, he got out when the getting was good and lucrative.

– J.D.
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69’ers to lose to Dullass
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izittrue wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:14 pm 69’ers to lose to Dullass
Thanks.
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Cannot seem to find the Star Trek marathon. . . .

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:freedom:
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Tom Brady throws a pick in a playoff game.

The circle is complete.

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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 2 13 18
AFC North Bungholes 4 2 11 17
AFC South Tits 4 X 12 16
AFC West Queefs 4 2 13 19
NFC East Dullarse 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 13 17
NFC South Brady’s Gay† 4 2 14 20
NFC West L’Ass Rammed 4 2 14 20
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Faiders 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Flats 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC III Squeelers 2 :Waaaah: 9.5 11.5
NFC I Tards 2 :Waaaah: 11 13
NFC II 69’rs 2 2 11 15
NFC III Eaglettes 2 :Waaaah: 9 11
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Dolts 2.5 9 11.5
NFC Loser Faints 2.5 9 11.5

– J.D.

Not . . . that there is anything. . . .
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James Buchanan
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I’d like to encourage Cowboys fans to avoid Wordle today just in case the solution is the word CHOKE.
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There was a wonderful and heartwarming moment where Jerry Jones stood up smiling.

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Of course SFO beat DFW. I’m a jinx again.
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I am just glad I did not pick the Spams.

Calling that patient.

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Eh, I'll take the Buccaneers again.
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:bricks: Division Round Standings:

172.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (17), Az (11)

165 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (19), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (20), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (17)

146.5 izittrue KC (19), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (17)
143.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (19), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (20), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (17), ItR (2), MP (1)

128.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (15), ItR (7), LVR (10)
127 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (17), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (20), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)

107.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (15), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (20), Ten (16), NE (12)
106.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5)

85 gnome Cle (7), KC (19), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

77 DJ KC (19), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Hotrubi and Radrick Do Not Go All Yinzer on Us!





– J. "Running Out of Drunken Master Clips!" D.
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Enjoy the Squeelers Dullarse FAIL:



– J.D.
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– J.D.
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Bungholes.
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The Lambs lay down in Tampa.
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Bungholes
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And Mike Vrabel has to sniff His Merciful Dark Hoodie's jock for another year.

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Meanwhile, Jimmy G lacks receivers.

– J.D.
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They keep gettin' whacked!
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Who paid off the refs?
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 2 13 18
AFC North Bungholes 4 2 5 12 23
AFC South Tits 4 X :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC West Queefs 4 2 13 19
NFC East Dullarse 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X :Waaaah: 13 17
NFC South Brady’s Gay† 4 2 14 20
NFC West L’Ass Rammed 4 2 14 20
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Faiders 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Flats 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC III Squeelers 2 :Waaaah: 9.5 11.5
NFC I Tards 2 :Waaaah: 11 13
NFC II 69’rs 2 2 5 12 21
NFC III Eaglettes 2 :Waaaah: 9 11
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Dolts 2.5 9 11.5
NFC Loser Faints 2.5 9 11.5

– J.D.

Not . . . that there is anything. . . .
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I'll pick the Swills.
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Robbie owns Aaron.
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Wow. So both teams with a bye week (both conference winners) lost.
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Is today a Given Sunday?