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You can see why BBC supports Labour. . . .

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:02 am You can see why BBC supports Labour. . . .

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And yet senior Labour party numbers complain about "Conservative Cronyism" in the higher echelons of the BBC.

But yeah, there was a time that the corridors of the BBC looked and sounded like the Socialist Society of any given University from the early 70s getting pissed in the Students Union bar. Much better now than they used to be though.

But third worst? Eh.
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The Tories were always "the Party of Your Parents" – even if said parents were tripping acid in the 60s to 70s. "Now is time to get mine!"

Parents are never popular.

Old Labour was the "Party of Your Idiot Uncle." After . . . heh . . . heh . . . HA!HA!HA! . . . Neil Kinnock modernized . . . heh . . . no . . . seriously! . . . it was the "Party of Your Creepy Uncle" with the toupee no one is suppose to notice.

He likes plaid.

He spends a lot of times at the club, alone.

Then, finally, came "New Labour" which was the "Party of Your Older Siblings Coming Off Acid." They learned in university that Jews are bad and maybe we should help the poor people we step over on the way to our cars. They became Irresponsible Parents.

Tories?

After Mom left, it became the "Party of Your Raving Imperial Uncle" – the one who "is not racist" but really thinks England would "be better without all of these wogs and niggers about" – until it became the Party of Your Nerd Sibling That No One, Including Your Creepy Uncle, Would have Sex With."

Hoping to have sex, it allied with the your cousins – from Your Raving Imperial Uncle – but figured if they just poured gasoline over the area but did not actually touch the match to it nothing bad would happen.

In desperation, it became the Party of Your Aunt Who Never Married but wears Leather Pants.

Meanwhile, since Labour lost to those, it went full "Mad Uncle" and has yet to recover. It chose its version of Nerd Who Does Not have Sex who likes to surround himself with women who, also, do not have sex, with neither of them understanding why they are not popular.

Tories?

They dumped Aunt for Brother Who Drinks, Plays Rugby, and Can Fart the Alphabet.

We Americans would find this funny if we did not elect a demented sex offender since the alternative was someone who makes Your Brother seem "sophisticated, if not, sometimes, rational," while giving sanctuary to your Most Useless Yet Entitled Royal.

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indy10 ... 5559%3famp

Nigel says he "respects" Royal National Lifeboat Institution, calls them "taxi service for wogs" , loses shit when they want to name boat after him.
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He is just jealous of HMS Boaty McBoatface.

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I will note that for someone who strived to become Prime Minister for over a decade, Boris threw it away for a singularly stupid reason.

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Admiral Nelson was 5'4" tall.
His statue in London is 16' tall.

That's Horatio of 3 to 1

#dadjoke
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Good one
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:34 am I will note that for someone who strived to become Prime Minister for over a decade, Boris threw it away for a singularly stupid reason.

– J.D.
What, getting caught for doing what everyone else was doing?

Just kidding. I want to see Rees-Mogg as PM. It'll be funnier than Trump but with a man who is educated and cultured. Just imagine it.
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He would destroy I'm a Barrister!! at the dispatch box, but his pretense to being from the 1930s aside, I do not know how good he would be.

Still . . . he would not be that wog . . . or a girl.

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Doctor X wrote: Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:51 am He would destroy I'm a Barrister!! at the dispatch box, but his pretense to being from the 1930s aside, I do not know how good he would be.
Absolutely shit.
Still . . . he would not be that wog . . . or a girl.

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We can only be grateful.

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So she likes pork?





Hello?


Is this on?

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She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
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Does she go?
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Ben Trovado wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:50 pm She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
Are you insinuating something?

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ed wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:52 pmDoes she go?
She's from Purley.
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:12 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:50 pm She's a goer, ay? A goer. Likes games?

Photographs, he asked him knowingly.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
Are you insinuating something?

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Me? Oh no, no no . . . .

Yes.
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Then in the people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones:



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Like I said.

What everyone else was doing.
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He must resign. Obviously.
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Will he apologize to the House?

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I find your Muslim Faith... disturbing.

No really.

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/baroness ... r-12524641

Ok. Let's checkout the oppression.

Weaden Electorate

Ethnic Group (C 2011)
White 145,173
Asian 1,719
Black 343
Arab 79
Mixed/multiple 1,428
Other ethnic group 173

Fucking bigoted electorate. Keeping the minorities down. The Islamophobia is obvio. 22 000 majority. 60% of the votes. Hatred!!!

Look at the jobs she was held back from:

In July 2015, she was appointed as a member of the Home Affairs Select Committee and served until 2017.

In 2016, Ghani worked with Barnardo's, the UK's oldest children's charity, to undertake an independent inquiry into harmful child sexual behaviour.

In July 2017, Ghani was promoted to Parliamentary Private Secretary at the Home Office. Ghani was involved in producing reports on home affairs, security, hate crime, policing and immigration.

In 2017, Ghani chaired the Government's Apprenticeship Diversity Champions Network.

In January 2018, Ghani was appointed an Assistant Whip and a Minister within the Department for Transport. Ghani was the first Muslim woman minister to speak from the House of Commons despatch box.

Full Government Whip from July 2019 - Dec 2019 . Smell the oppression!!! Fastest ever woman! Worse than Jim crow!!!

During the 2020 British cabinet reshuffle, Ghani was dismissed from government and replaced by Kelly Tolhurst in the Department for Transport.

Well there you have it. There's your evidence of teh wassist religious bigotry. Watch her spew her rage at this evil wall-to-wall fascism and hatred of islam:

https://i.ibb.co/DYgPZQx/FJ4-H-E7-Xw-Akb2-TF.jpg

Yes. It must have been Islamophobia and not the FACT that she had misled parliamentary commissions on 5 seperate occasions.

She remains joint chair of the 1922 committee despite the jackboot on her throat.

Eh.
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What is curious is she refused requests to pursue her claims formally.

The knives are out for Boris: Labour hates Jews, Tories hate Muslims.

Sort of a balance, I guess.

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Doctor X wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 1:00 am What is curious is she refused requests to pursue her claims formally.
It is not really curious at all.
he knives are out for Boris: Labour hates Jews, Tories hate Muslims.

Sort of a balance, I guess.

– J.D.
Any Muslims in the Shadow cabinet?

I read an article in the >cough< Grauniad a while back where a POC professor at some university said a tory cabinet staffed with a demographically disproportionate (I.e. More) non whites "wearing Tory masks" represented the opposite of racial progress.

https://i.ibb.co/BPK21FC/giphy-3.gif


At that point the Shadow cabinet was all white.

A party that promotes non whites to some of the most powerful positions in the country is the opposite of racial progress...while a party that excludes non whites and women and is openly antisemitic and excludes people that point this out...isn't.

I do not understand this language.
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 1:50 am
Doctor X wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 1:00 am What is curious is she refused requests to pursue her claims formally.
It is not really curious at all.
She claims that if she did it would ruin her career. Perhaps. Then what is this? Oh, it hurts Boris. Hence:
Any Muslims in the Shadow cabinet?
Not that I am aware of. No Jews either.
I read an article in the >cough< Grauniad a while back where a POC professor at some university said a tory cabinet staffed with a demographically disproportionate (I.e. More) non whites "wearing Tory masks" represented the opposite of racial progress.
Yeah . . . "Uncle Toms." The black woman who supported Georgia's voter laws was a white supremacist too. Stupid racial identity games.
At that point the Shadow cabinet was all white.
So no Jews then.
A party that promotes non whites to some of the most powerful positions in the country is the opposite of racial progress...while a party that excludes non whites and women and is openly antisemitic and excludes people that point this out...isn't.
And their leader likes to boast about his career as the leader of the Crown Prosecution Service which botched Jerry Sackville. Even Camel Toe has learned to keep her mouth shut about her history as a prosecutor in California.
I do not understand this language.
"All's fair." So Brickface can scream and wallow about Boris having a drink in Number 10 when he has a drink . . . oh wait! It was business . . . a party matter, because vira can tell the difference?

Do not get me started on the unctuous toad that is the SNP leader.

In the rain.

– J.D.