Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:08 am

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:26 am

Faiders

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:51 am

Bukkakeneers

What?

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 12, 2022 2:09 pm

The Swills.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:26 pm

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

154.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (17), MP (3), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (15), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (14)
150 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (16), Cle (7), MP (2), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (16), Buf (15), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (14)

135.5 izittrue KC (16), TB (17), Den (7), MP (2), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (15), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (14)
132.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (16), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (16), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (14), ItR (2)

116 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (14), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (16), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (2), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)
115.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (12), ItR (7)

100.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (12), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (16), Ten (16), NE (12)

93 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (7), Buf (15), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4)

81 gnome Cle (7), KC (16), TB (17), LVR (12), MP (1), GB (13), NO (9)

69 DJ KC (16), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (1), Phi (11)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Hotrubi and Radrick Go All Yinzer on Us!

– J. "אל Help Us All!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:30 pm

:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	69’rs	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Squeelers	:D
Anaxagoras頭いい	Swills	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho	Brady’s Gay†	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	69’rs	:Waaaah:
Hotarubi	Tards	:D
izittrue	69’rs	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Faiders	:D
DJ the Dedicated	Swills	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:03 am

I'll pick the Swills this week.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:38 pm

And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:50 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:38 pm And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

Interesting. I thought he did an amazing job considering he got handed a team previous Coach/GM gutted, and then lost its QB in the off season. And he could not make any personal decisions.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:00 am

There are all of these conspiracy theories that this is Nick Cassario's attempt to get Josh McDaniels.

Josh has given him the "nod," apparently.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:53 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 11:38 pm And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

Being paid for the remaining 2 years on his contract. Total $22 million.

That's $5.5 million per win. I guess he's upset about the whole goddam show.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:14 am

I did hear that.

Still, when you consider how much money they have torched, and they let a snake-oil salesman run the team, he got out when the getting was good and lucrative.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:14 pm

69’ers to lose to Dullass

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:17 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:14 pm 69’ers to lose to Dullass

Thanks.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 2:12 am

Cannot seem to find the Star Trek marathon. . . .

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:36 am

:freedom:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:15 pm

Tom Brady throws a pick in a playoff game.

The circle is complete.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:33 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2			13	18
AFC North	Bungholes	4	2			11	17
AFC South	Tits	4	X			12	16
AFC West	Queefs	4	2			13	19
NFC East	Dullarse	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X			13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	2			14	20
NFC West	L’Ass Rammed	4	2			14	20
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Faiders	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Flats	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Squeelers	2	:Waaaah:			9.5	11.5
NFC I	Tards	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC II	69’rs	2	2			11	15
NFC III	Eaglettes	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Dolts	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Faints	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:35 pm

James Buchanan
@POTUSJBuchanan
I’d like to encourage Cowboys fans to avoid Wordle today just in case the solution is the word CHOKE.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:10 pm

There was a wonderful and heartwarming moment where Jerry Jones stood up smiling.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:56 pm

Of course SFO beat DFW. I’m a jinx again.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:38 am

I am just glad I did not pick the Spams.

Calling that patient.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:27 am

Eh, I'll take the Buccaneers again.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:25 pm

:bricks: Division Round Standings:

172.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (17), Az (11)

165 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (19), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (20), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (17)

146.5 izittrue KC (19), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (17)
143.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (19), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (20), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (17), ItR (2), MP (1)

128.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (15), ItR (7), LVR (10)
127 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (17), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (20), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)

107.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (15), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (20), Ten (16), NE (12)
106.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5)

85 gnome Cle (7), KC (19), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

77 DJ KC (19), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Hotrubi and Radrick Do Not Go All Yinzer on Us!

– J. "Running Out of Drunken Master Clips!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:29 am

Enjoy the Squeelers Dullarse FAIL:

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:47 am

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:02 am

Bungholes.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:07 pm

The Lambs lay down in Tampa.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 3:38 pm

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H89942920ea6 ... .jpg_.webp

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:37 pm

Bungholes

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 12:40 am

And Mike Vrabel has to sniff His Merciful Dark Hoodie's jock for another year.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 1:55 am

Meanwhile, Jimmy G lacks receivers.

– J.D.

Jimmy the Gent · Post by **Jimmy the Gent** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 2:08 am

They keep gettin' whacked!

Morrie · Post by **Morrie** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 2:32 am

Who paid off the refs?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 2:44 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2			13	18
AFC North	Bungholes	4	2	5		12	23
AFC South	Tits	4	X	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC West	Queefs	4	2			13	19
NFC East	Dullarse	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	:Waaaah:		13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	2			14	20
NFC West	L’Ass Rammed	4	2			14	20
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Faiders	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Flats	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Squeelers	2	:Waaaah:			9.5	11.5
NFC I	Tards	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC II	69’rs	2	2	5		12	21
NFC III	Eaglettes	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Dolts	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Faints	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 2:49 am

I'll pick the Swills.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:24 am

Robbie owns Aaron.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 7:34 am

Wow. So both teams with a bye week (both conference winners) lost.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 11:45 am

Is today a Given Sunday?