Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

[Pyrrho]

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[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[Grammatron]

Faiders

[Pyrrho]

Bukkakeneers





What?

[DJ]

The Swills.

[Doctor X]

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

154.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (17), MP (3), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (15), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (14)
150 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (16), Cle (7), MP (2), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (16), Buf (15), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (14)

135.5 izittrue KC (16), TB (17), Den (7), MP (2), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (15), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (14)
132.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (16), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (16), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (14), ItR (2)

116 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (14), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (16), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (2), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)
115.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (12), ItR (7)

100.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (12), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (16), Ten (16), NE (12)

93 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (7), Buf (15), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4)

81 gnome Cle (7), KC (16), TB (17), LVR (12), MP (1), GB (13), NO (9)

69 DJ KC (16), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (15), MP (1), Phi (11)






As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Hotrubi and Radrick Go All Yinzer on Us!





– J. "אל Help Us All!" D.

[Doctor X]

:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	69’rs	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Squeelers	:D
Anaxagoras頭いい	Swills	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho	Brady’s Gay†	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	69’rs	:Waaaah:
Hotarubi	Tards	:D
izittrue	69’rs	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Faiders	:D
DJ the Dedicated	Swills	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

[Anaxagoras]

I'll pick the Swills this week.

[Doctor X]

And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

[Grammatron]

And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

Interesting. I thought he did an amazing job considering he got handed a team previous Coach/GM gutted, and then lost its QB in the off season. And he could not make any personal decisions.

[Doctor X]

There are all of these conspiracy theories that this is Nick Cassario's attempt to get Josh McDaniels.

Josh has given him the "nod," apparently.

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

And Houston axes its coach after one year.

– J.D.

Being paid for the remaining 2 years on his contract. Total $22 million.

That's $5.5 million per win. I guess he's upset about the whole goddam show.

[Doctor X]

I did hear that.

Still, when you consider how much money they have torched, and they let a snake-oil salesman run the team, he got out when the getting was good and lucrative.

– J.D.

[izittrue]

69’ers to lose to Dullass

[Hotarubi]

69’ers to lose to Dullass

Thanks.

[Doctor X]

Cannot seem to find the Star Trek marathon. . . .

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

:freedom:

[Doctor X]

Tom Brady throws a pick in a playoff game.

The circle is complete.

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2			13	18
AFC North	Bungholes	4	2			11	17
AFC South	Tits	4	X			12	16
AFC West	Queefs	4	2			13	19
NFC East	Dullarse	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X			13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	2			14	20
NFC West	L’Ass Rammed	4	2			14	20
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Faiders	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Flats	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Squeelers	2	:Waaaah:			9.5	11.5
NFC I	Tards	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC II	69’rs	2	2			11	15
NFC III	Eaglettes	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Dolts	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Faints	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

[Pyrrho]

James Buchanan
@POTUSJBuchanan
I’d like to encourage Cowboys fans to avoid Wordle today just in case the solution is the word CHOKE.

[Doctor X]

There was a wonderful and heartwarming moment where Jerry Jones stood up smiling.

– J.D.

[izittrue]

Of course SFO beat DFW. I’m a jinx again.

[Doctor X]

I am just glad I did not pick the Spams.

Calling that patient.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Eh, I'll take the Buccaneers again.

[Doctor X]

:bricks: Current Division Round Standings:

172.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (17), Az (11)

165 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (19), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (20), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (17)

146.5 izittrue KC (19), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (17)
143.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (19), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (20), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (17), ItR (2), MP (1)

127 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (17), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (20), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7)
125.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (12), ItR (7), LVR (10)

106.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5)
104.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (12), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (20), Ten (16), NE (12)

85 gnome Cle (7), KC (19), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

77 DJ KC (19), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Hotrubi and Radrick Do Not Go All Yinzer on Us!





– J. "Running Out of Drunken Master Clips!" D.