More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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So Washington chose Nessie as their logo?

Is there no one they will not exploit?

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https://www.cleveland.com/browns/2022/0 ... ek-17.html

Browns eliminated from the playoffs before taking the field for Monday Night Football in Week 17
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I thought Heaveland had "already won" the Superbowl in September - just like all the other teams*?

(* - except the Jets of course)
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From Pyrrho's article:
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- The Browns entered Week 17 with an opportunity, if things broke right, to control their own destiny to winning the AFC North. Instead, they were eliminated from the playoffs before even taking the field on Monday night in Pittsburgh.
that is so Cleveland.

Cue Randy Newman.

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I'd just like to point out that the Bentgirls won the division with a #1 QB draft pick.
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"Yes, but they won't keep it."

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https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-he ... e-weigh-in
Are Past Cleveland Baseball Players Former Indians or Former Guardians? Reporters, the Franchise and Baseball Hall of Fame Weigh In
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Worse, will they have to retcon Major League?

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Pyrrho wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:26 pm https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-he ... e-weigh-in
Are Past Cleveland Baseball Players Former Indians or Former Guardians? Reporters, the Franchise and Baseball Hall of Fame Weigh In
The question itself confuses me.

It's like the people who claim that Bruce Jenner was always a woman, and you're not even supposed to say the name anymore.

Of course they remain "former Indians".

It would make as much sense to say that Jackie Robison played for the Los Angeles Dodgers. No. He played for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
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Robison played for the Dodgers?

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Nah, he sung ol' man River.
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Did he require the interpreters?

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Sorry can you translate that.
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I do not speak Scouser.

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https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... nd-bologna

Sugardale stops making beloved Cleveland bologna
"The decision to exit the bologna category, made in late 2021, was a difficult one that reflects the need for us to focus on the items that appeal to the greatest number of consumers," said Robert Hite, a company spokesman.

Sugardale, founded in Canton in 1920, made bologna for nearly a century. Now headquartered in Massillon, a division of Fresh Mark, the company still makes ham, bacon, hot dogs, pepperoni and salami.

In an email, Hite added: "We are proud of our heritage in bologna and appreciate the loyalty our customers showed over many years. While presently there are no plans to reintroduce bologna, we are always evaluating the connection our products make with customers and how they fit with consumer eating trends."
:freedom:

In other news, the statin market dropped 6 points.
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Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
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Ben Trovado wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:24 am
Ben Trovado wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.
Dey surelay, innit.
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Ben Trovado wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:46 am
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:24 am
Ben Trovado wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.
Dey surelay, innit.
Ey! Ey! Caaahm Jown! Caahm Jown! Nohneet fuddat

Remember, Cilla Black said Liverpool was the greatest place in the world which is why she spent the last 20 years of her life in Buckinghamshire.
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They gave us The Beatles.








Wait.

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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:58 am They gave us The Beatles.








Wait.

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Life goes on.
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I read the news today.

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It is now against the law to release balloons in Cleveland.

Oh, and Mayfield's shoulder surgery was a success. He is "getting back to his true self." :hyper:
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https://twitter.com/MLBcathedrals/statu ... CNVNw&s=19
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Yikes. That sounds like it could have ended tragically.

Doesn't exactly make me want to have him as a dentist either.
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@NickCaminoWKYC

Cleveland Guardians pitchers and catchers were scheduled to report to Goodyear, Arizona this upcoming Thursday, Feb. 17 for the start of spring training.

Given the current state of negotiations between MLB and the MLBPA, I’m doubting that will be the case…
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– J.D.

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NFL will announce his year-long suspension for "conduct unbecoming" in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

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I am always thankful for Heaveland's management always making the Pirates look good.
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Official.

https://www.ideastream.org/news/clevela ... tson-trade
How much playing time Watson will actually get in the 2022 season is still up in the air as the NFL continues its own investigation.

Meanwhile, the Cleveland Rape Crisis Center issued a statement Saturday calling the trade decision “triggering” for many and encouraged people in need of support to contact the center.

"To the community we say, we see you," the center's statement reads. "We hear your outrage. We feel it too. Every click. Every post and every tweet. Every donation sends a clear message."

Watson will receive a fully guaranteed five-year, $230 million contract, according to the Associated Press.
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"Every donation sends a clear message"

Glad they have their priorities straight.

I will not defend the man, but I am unaware that he has been accused of raping anyone, even a Whoppie Goldberg "rape rape."

Still . . . "if Hitler could hit the long ball. . . ."

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https://i.imgur.com/a6oqMT4.jpg
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How many weeks before they stop playing that at home games?

I'm doing a book.
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Meanwhile, Pittsburgh have hit more home runs than anyone in spring training.

This proves two things:

1/ World series win according to the forums.

2/ The coming of the apocalypse according to more sensible people.
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https://www.theonion.com/cleveland-guar ... 1848748440

Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community
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Twit: https://twitter.com/mlb_fights/status/1517956175815401472
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See, that is the problem with Cleveland.

Never close the deal.

– J.D.