Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

[Ben Trovado]

Well, feigning ignorance after the 50th book or so was found probably wouldn't have worked, anyway.

[Doctor X]

He was doing "research."

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

He was doing "research."

– J.D.

The Pete Townsend defence?

Too soon?

[Doctor X]

What I was thinking of.

Not to defend Pete, given I am aware of anyone subsequently finding Gary Glitter-Levels of child pornography on his computers since, perhaps he was sincere and stupid.

Perhaps.

Though I have not at all researched his case sufficiently. Even so, what little I know led me to declare that he is a complete idiot at best.

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

What I was thinking of.

Not to defend Pete, given I am aware of anyone subsequently finding Gary Glitter-Levels of child pornography on his computers since, perhaps he was sincere and stupid.

Perhaps.

Though I have not at all researched his case sufficiently. Even so, what little I know led me to declare that he is a complete idiot at best.

– J.D.

It was half in jest. I believe he was galactically stupid and let curiosity get the better of him without malevolent intent.

However, You don't pay for access to a child porn site for "research" without informing authorities first. In fact you don't do it at all. You approach the authorities for information. His continued "I am the REAL victim" since makes him look like a turd.

However, some "good" came of it , as a website in Texas (USA! USA! - keep trying losers , we're still the best perverts. We have the Welsh.) was busted which led to 7000 arrests.

[Doctor X]

One of my favorite moments from Guilty Pleasure Sons of Anarchy:

Andrianne Barboobie was nice enough to play the vile character of an abusive mother of adult cross-dresser played by That Guy from Justified and Lincoln. Along the way was Prof. Robocop as an ex-police criminal kingpin.

The Gang confront her in her office for all sorts of unnecessary plot reasons.

The room is a film room.

A children's film room.

The Gang look aghast, and she looks back at them with a smug, "yeah, and?"

The lead promptly shoots her in the face.

Prof. Robocop looks a moment with a, "yeah, I'll get people to clean up this."

–J.D.

[Pyrrho]

In other news, Ghislaine Maxwell has been found guilty.

[Doctor X]

Yup.

Will any of her clients?

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Yup.

Will any of her clients?

– J.D.

https://i.imgur.com/ajfP8ug.jpg

[Ben Trovado]

Would it be inappropriate to bet on how many flights of stairs she tragically falls down?





And by "inappropriate," I mean "profitable"?

[Doctor X]

Hoda Muthana: Alabama IS bride loses appeal for return to US

The US Supreme Court has refused to hear the appeal of an American woman who joined the Islamic State (IS) and is seeking re-entry to the US.

Hoda Muthana grew up in Alabama and travelled to Syria to join IS in 2014.

While she was abroad, authorities determined Ms Muthana, now 27, was not a US citizen and revoked her passport.

In 2019, Ms Muthana's father appealed against a federal court that barred her entry. On Wednesday, the Supreme Court declined the case without comment.

Ms Muthana, the daughter of a Yemeni diplomat, was born in the US. But under federal law, the children of diplomats born in the US are not automatically bestowed citizenship.

["Snip!" – Ed.]

In a statement to CNN in 2019, Ms Muthana said she was a "naive, angry and arrogant young woman" when she left the US for Syria. Oh that makes it all okay, then.

["Snip!" – Ed.]

Social media posts during her time with the extremist group show Ms Muthana applauding terrorist attacks and encouraging other Americans to join IS.

"There are soooo many Aussies and Brits here but where are the Americans, wake up u cowards," she wrote on Twitter in a post obtained by the New York Times.

Ms Muthana has since said she deeply regrets joining IS and apologised for the posts promoting the group. She now has a toddler son, with a man she met while living with the group. The father has since died.

Her current whereabouts are unclear.

Bugger'd by Colonists

Yeah, fuck her.

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

This Fucking Asshole:

'Pastor' arrested after disabled people found locked in his basement

A self-styled pastor and his wife have been arrested for allegedly keeping eight disabled people locked in the basement of their home.

Police say Curtis Keith Bankston, 55, and his wife operated an unlicensed care facility at a property in Griffin, near Atlanta, Georgia. This is why we must pass the Named After Some Guy Voting Rights Act because Hitler! In Georgia! They will never win a Super Bowl because of it! No, I have not been drinking, why do you ask?

Investigators believe the pair controlled the finances of the victims, and sometimes withheld medical care.

Mr Bankston now faces false imprisonment charges.

A police statement said officers discovered the eight people after paramedics arrived following reports of a patient having a seizure on 13 January.

After discovering a door to the basement was dead-bolted, emergency crews notified police, who found the eight physically or mentally disabled individuals were locked in at certain times by Bankston and his wife, Sophia Simm Bankston. Two for one.

An investigation revealed the couple had been leasing the property for about 14 months and using it as a "personal care home" for the individuals, which police said "essentially imprisoned them against their will".

Additionally, police discovered that Mr Bankston was operating the facility under the guise of a church and claimed to be a pastor.

"It was further determined that the Bankstons were in control of the disabled individuals' finances, medications and public benefits," the police statement said.

"The investigation also revealed that these individuals had been denied their medications, and, in some instances, medical care as well."

The state's Division of Aging Services and Department of Human Services were brought in and placed all eight people into "suitable" care and housing, the statement added.

Mr Bankston was soon arrested for false imprisonment and taken to a local jail.

Police say they are still investigating and that charges against Sophia Bankston are likely, in addition to new charges against Mr Bankston.

The Bugger'd By Colonists was unable to locate a legal representative to comment on behalf of the Bankstons.

Bugger'd by Colonists

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

This Fucking Asshole:

Auschwitz: Dutch tourist fined over Nazi salute at former death camp

The 29-year-old woman made the gesture in front of the Arbeit Macht Frei (Work Sets You Free) gate.

Bugger'd by Colonists

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Seems like the right thread for this one.

Link: https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1487208501000740864?t=5LSE3v7jmfPDTR6QSCB92g&s=19

[Ben Trovado]

Every time I think I have a shot at this award, people like that show up.

[Doctor X]

Jacqueline Guzman

This Fucking Asshole complained about funerals for slain policemen:

“We do not need to shut down most of Lower Manhattan because one cop died for probably doing his job incorrectly. They kill people who are under 22 every single day for no good reason and we don’t shut down the city for them,” said Jacqueline Guzman on the clip, which appeared on TikTok under then handle @vinylboobs.

And the Fucking Asshole continues:

“Like this is f–king ridiculous. This is f–king ridiculous. What if somebody is having a heart attack in this area. Nobody can get to them because it’s all blocked off for one f–king cop,” she ranted.

"Cancel Culture" is a Two-Edged Sword:

The name of Guzman’s acting company, Face to Face Films, and other personal details about her were posted to social media.

“Face to Face Films has just been made aware of an insensitive video involving one of our members, Jacqueline Guzman. Face to Face Films does not support nor can condone these comments made about fallen Officer Rivera. As a result, she is no longer a member of our company,” the company posted on its Facebook page.

New York Sun . . . with Tits on Page Three! . . . Probably

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

No words needed.

Special mention to West Ham manager David Moyes for playing Zouma in the next fixture and completely "not getting it."

They lost.

[Hotarubi]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... cklash-cat

Let's just say, the host club might have "figured it out" by now.

[Hotarubi]

Predictably...

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/1 ... han-racism

"But"

Quite frankly, Michail, yes. If only for your non-sequitur.

Kiko Casilla calling Jonathan Leko a nigger in the heat of a football match, although repugnant, is not an equivalent to taking a video of trying to rearrange the internal organs of a cat by drop kicking it in your lounge, throwing shoes at it and most distressingly, encouraging a child to participate in the abuse of a helpless animal by holding it while someone slaps it hard and laughing about it and uploading it to twitter or whatever.

Pick your battles Mick.

Someone needs to tell everyone at West Ham United to shut the fuck up as a damage limitation exercise.

[Doctor X]

I am often glad that one cannot help fools.

"I am a Racist!"

https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-photos/im ... lb/current

Behold the Master Race!

This Tweet is still up:

ive heard a lot of black people call themselves 'kings' in america. king of what? lol. i think its time black people go back to their roots and start to re-establish their true black culture- not the fake bullshit in america.

Vladmire Putin – First of His Name – STILL has an Account

The responses, including the highlight that he is on the Restricted List, are worth it.

But what is the story?

Another INNOCENT MAN CANCELLED BY THE FASCISTS?

Nope.

Sometimes, like Siobhán and Fucktard, racists live up to their negative stereotypes. Most have not reproduced his truly fucking asshole remarks. I heard them on Sports Dudes Talkin' whilst cycling. As one of the Dudes remarks, he had not Tweeted in over a year, then let fly with a series that began with an attack on the Red Sox President Chaim Bloom who is, I think, Presbyterian:

is chaim bloom even jewish?? highly doubtful.

— Brett Netzer (@BrettNetzer) February 26, 2022

This Genius mocked Bloom attending a Hebrew university, studying the Torah in Tweets most will not reproduce, and I will not bother searching. As one commentator/source for this put it, ". . . you won't have trouble finding them."

So was he T3h H4XX0RZ?

Nope.

When asked, he responded:

i am a racist. i do sometimes make assumptions based on a persons race/ethnicity/culture. glad that is out of the way https://t.co/lbJUoLzQsE

— Brett Netzer (@BrettNetzer) February 26, 2022

After The Athletic’s Chad Jennings reported that Netzer was being released, Netzer quote-tweeted him, agreeing that he was racist and homophobic but taking issue with the characterization of him as anti-Semitic.

“[Chaim] bloom is a hypocrite and an embarrassment to any torah-following jew,” Netzer wrote.

New York Daily Mail

Buh-bye fucking asshole.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Not sorry to see such cry.

[Hotarubi]

https://twitter.com/rob_thibeault/statu ... na-paThP3w

[Pyrrho]

"A beautiful sentiment."

[robinson]

Once we get rid of all the "wrong" kind of people, the world will be so much better

[Doctor X]

"A beautiful sentiment."

Yeah.

There was a guy not worth giving attention to, who was written up by a LOCAL reporter for being basically a slumlord and idiot with regards to a house he was renting. The asshat might "have had a case," but he is a Bad Stereotype Actual Nazi who spouts the tired Holocaust Denial that makes one long for jet fuel. I mean the type who believes no one thought or talked about the Holocaust until 1972!

He posted on his Facebook a rant from, yes, Hitler, with the caption, "why is it whenever they post a speech from Hitler they never post the subtitles?"

WHY!!1!!! BEACAUSE HITLER SKEPPES THE TRU))GTHE!

Or as the reporter put it: "they do that all the time, stupid."

Anyway, this, oddly enough, did not help him with his court case. Fair? I was reminded of the Sage Advice I believe I posted on a Humble – Yet MagNIfIcent – Thread on "Thought for the Day," where a lawyer friend of the Hat of the Pope Dude gave a "guide" on who to properly deliver a summation to a jury. His last point of advice was, "Don't conclude with 'Heil Hitler!'"

. . . because someone did. A Virulently Racist lawyer in Austria defending the Cunt David Irving. She, I believe, accompanied him to prison.

Now does that at all appear relevant to Massachusetts rental law?

Probably not.

But it cannot help. Do not give the Guys Wearing a Dress an excuse to fuck you.

Which brings us back to this Fucking Asshole: as more than one respondent put it: "enjoy your career at McDonalds."

– J.D.

[shemp]

Once we get rid of all the "wrong" kind of people, the world will be so much better

Incredible! DoctorX found an even bigger fucktard than you! I thought that was impossible!

[robinson]

Hi Shemp!

[Doctor X]

I am a river.

But despite the insinuendo of the autistic, no one has “gotten rid of” the Nazi landlord.

There remains a difference between slandering opponents with “OMFG UR TEH NAZI!!!!111!!” and recognizing those who confess, proudly, to actually being one.

Cunt Irving was not imprisoned in the United States.

I know . . . facts frighten the willfully ignorant.

– J.D.

[Ben Trovado]

"A beautiful sentiment."

I was reminded of the Sage Advice I believe I posted on a Humble – Yet MagNIfIcent – Thread on "Thought for the Day," where a lawyer friend of the Hat of the Pope Dude gave a "guide" on who to properly deliver a summation to a jury. His last point of advice was, "Don't conclude with 'Heil Hitler!'"

Well, I know that . . . now.

[Pyrrho]

https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/e ... n-4-1-2022

Records said he was working as a private security guard at Columbus Torah Academy, a Jewish K-12 school located along Noe Bixby Road.

Police said Develin shared a photo showing him holding a handgun along with the comment, "I'm at a Jewish school and about to make it everyone's problem," and "The playground is about to turn into a self-defense situation."

In court on Friday, prosecutors said Develin admitted to making those comments when he was a member of the National Guard and shared them in a group chat with other guard members.

[Pyrrho]

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/07/10913209 ... ornography

At 22, Jacob Greer thought he'd come up with the perfect plan to avoid a trial on child pornography charges in Iowa: He'd fake his own death and take to the wilds of the Northwest.

He managed to remain on the run for nearly six years, despite some close calls. But the U.S. Marshals Service finally caught up with him on Monday, officials announced in a statement.

Greer, now 28, was arrested in Spanaway, Wash., and is in custody at the federal detention center in Seattle. He will be transferred back to Des Moines, Iowa, to stand trial.

[Pyrrho]

Got a group of fucking assholes here, Boss.

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/16/10931701 ... harassment

A dolphin stranded on a Texas beach died after being harassed by a crowd of people who also tried to ride the animal, according to rescuers.

[Ben Trovado]

Got a group of fucking assholes here, Boss.

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/16/10931701 ... harassment

A dolphin stranded on a Texas beach died after being harassed by a crowd of people who also tried to ride the animal, according to rescuers.

I am NEVER going to win this competition. And I was really trying this week.

[sparks]

Absolutely brilliant levels of fuck. Line them up and march them into the sea.

[Doctor X]

Or let the dolphins fuck them:



– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

[Grammatron]

[Ben Trovado]

Got a group of fucking assholes here, Boss.

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/16/10931701 ... harassment

A dolphin stranded on a Texas beach died after being harassed by a crowd of people who also tried to ride the animal, according to rescuers.

I am NEVER going to win this competition. And I was really trying this week.

All those nuns. Burned for NOTHING.

I forgot to even bring marshmellows.

[Doctor X]

Robert Smith:

This Fucking Asshole:

https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/S3k ... 3S2JSA.JPG

He looks like a rectum.

Not just for being a cop going to prison for bribery and other charges, but for these additional reasons:

. . . Smith was outed by the feds as a belligerent racist who randomly pointed his gun at Black passersby just to enjoy the look on their faces.

“Bro I point my gun out the window now at n-----s and watch their reaction and drive way,” the then-retired officer allegedly wrote in a text message cited by federal prosecutors in the case. “Hilarious.”
. . . .
Charges against Smith to the NYPD Civilian Complaint Review Board while he was an officer accused him of repeatedly making racist comments, including one 2014 case in which he allegedly called a driver an “animal,” a “crazy monkey,” and telling the man to “go suck a c--k,” records separate from his court case show.

Proud of himself:

Smith, who once called himself “one of the most corrupt cops in the 105″ precinct in Queens, quickly turned snitch after his arrest, his lawyer says.

He now cries to the judge. His lawyer pled:

Robert Smith “will be entering the Bureau of Prisons with two targets on his head: he’s a cop, and he’s a rat,” the lawyer, Andrew Frisch, wrote in court papers.

Too bad, for you, rectums are "popular" in prison you fucking asshole.

– J.D.

[Paulie Cicero]

Silk suit? Fuggetaboutit.