The UK thread

[Doctor X]

No, actually, he is not a Proper Christian nor is he transgender.

Maybe he could run for the Libertarian Party.

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Urs homfobe.

[Pyrrho]

Twit: https://twitter.com/TotalSeasons/status/1544799120505901056

[ceptimus]

Mogg was interviewed on Channel 4 news, and did not rule out, if asked, serving as a minister for the next Prime Minister. "It will depend on who's asking." he said.

[Doctor X]

Mogg was interviewed on Channel 4 news, and did not rule out, if asked, serving as a minister for the next Prime Minister. "It will depend on who's asking." he said.

You might think that, he cannot possibly flaucinaucinihilipilificate it.

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Mogg was interviewed on Channel 4 news, and did not rule out, if asked, serving as a minister for the next Prime Minister. "It will depend on who's asking." he said.

Yes, he clearly spoke without thinking earlier.

Nothing new there, then.

[Doctor X]

Meanwhile, there is actually a Wog and a . . . a . . . Dark . . . Someone the Royal Family Will Not Approve Of running to replace Boris the Slider!11!!




Where are my smelling salts?

– J.D.

P.S. "BLACK . . . as BOG!"

[Giz]

So the conservatives have had the first Jewish pm, the first female pm and are now looking likely to have the first non-white pm?

How’s labour doing? Struggling to define’woman’?

[Ben Trovado]

Meanwhile, there is actually a Wog and a . . . a . . . Dark . . . Someone the Royal Family Will Not Approve Of running to replace Boris the Slider!11!!

Don;t be silly. She has no ambitions in that regard.

[Doctor X]

She has tossed her hat in the ring.

Meanwhile Some Guy Who is Also Fat but in the Military was touted by bookies enough that reporters had to look him up and write articles on him only for him to bow out the same moment they published.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

https://i.imgur.com/TEudJjF.png

[Doctor X]

Do not dismiss one of his plans to remain in power!

– J.D.

[Ben Trovado]

She has tossed her hat in the ring.

Meanwhile Some Guy Who is Also Fat but in the Military was touted by bookies enough that reporters had to look him up and write articles on him only for him to bow out the same moment they published.

– J.D.

Sorry. We were looking for the answer: "So you DO mean you!!"

[Doctor X]

Sorry to make you cry.

Relax.

J&D

P.S. I find the unfortunately named Jeremy Hunt's claim that he is the "bestest" because he did NOT take a ministry post from Boris the Slider rather funny since he lost to Boris the last time there was a leadership race. He and Boris were the "last men standing," and he lost. I guess that makes him better than Sen. Mittens who begged Trump for a job.

[Pyrrho]

Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/lCn8jJr.jpg

[Pyrrho]

Twit: https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1545390209851953152

[Doctor X]

He is clearly part of the House of Commons Hoard that refused to give Boris just one more chance!

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Whereas we have Nancykins:



– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Takes a special kind of stupid to demand an independence referendum from a dead duck.

[Doctor X]

Whatever one thinks about Scottish independence, the SNP are a load of delusional twats. I fear the worse thing to happen to them is to gain independence, since then they lose their "point" and must actually make it work.

Which they have thus far failed to do. Given their Moonbat view of reality, this failure shall continue. If they did not suck at the basics, this would have been over ten years ago.

Now imagine if Brexit failed by a similar margin, and Boris, Madam Farage, and others every two years demanded a new referendum for "reasons."

Maybe they should just claim the Russians stole it.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

He is clearly part of the House of Commons Hoard that refused to give Boris just one more chance!

– J.D.

What is the world coming to when we can't take the word of a scouser taking a drag on a fag while riding on a fag-o-scooter?

[Hotarubi]

I'll just leave that one with you.

[Hotarubi]

Pretty sure an Indian knows the way that Great Britain works - and its history...

[Doctor X]

Or a woman!

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Or a woman!

– J.D.

They know their limits.

[Doctor X]

Though one should appreciate the irony that the Tory Party had the first Jewish Prime Minister, the first and second woman, and will most likely either have the first "furiner" – "WOG1!1!!! " https://i.imgur.com/omjafhy.gif – or the third woman whilst Labour has had nothing but white men.

None of them "wogs," certainly, no, what? What?

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Though one should appreciate the irony that the Tory Party had the first Jewish Prime Minister, the first and second woman, and will most likely either have the first "furiner" – "WOG1!1!!! " https://i.imgur.com/omjafhy.gif – or the third woman whilst Labour has had nothing but white men.

None of them "wogs," certainly, no, what? What?

– J.D.

NoTRUEJew™, Uncle Toms and traitor women.

So they don't count as real.

[Hotarubi]

That being said, Labour has two...TWO gingers in the Shadow Cabinet. So that must count for something.

[Doctor X]

Well, none of them are Jews, and one likes to brag about spreading her legs, so, for Labour, that is progress.

Fortunately for The Realm, Sumack is not a musselman.

Might inject people with Teh 41dz!

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Lord Frost and the far right of the party are urging Kemi Badenoch to withdraw from the race in favour of the white woma Liz "Disgraceful cheese" Trussed

Well there's a fucking newsflash.

[Hotarubi]

Well, none of them are Jews, and one likes to brag about spreading her legs, so, for Labour, that is progress.

– J.D.

Are you saying that gingers can't be טהרה?

[Doctor X]

לֹא כָּשֵׁר

באָבע

– .י.ד

[ceptimus]

Liz Truss is a beacon of hope for stupid people everywhere. She's living proof that it's possible to rise to a top job, despite being as thick as pigshit.

[Doctor X]

All jokes aside, I sort of thought she was the Tory equivalent of Angela and Nicole.

I suspect there is opposition to Sumack because:

• 1. FABouLOUSLY rich.
  2. WOG!!!
  3. "Stabbed Boris in the Back!"

for the first, I am unaware of many on either side's "front bench" who is not. I suspect jealousy that he can buy and sell many of them. For the second, leaving aside my "japes" with Hot, I do wonder if there is a bit of reticence. To be fair, he is where he is.

The third is more serious. He did, basically, end Boris, but as I blathered above, Boris kept shooting himself in his dick. "He had to be put down." It did rather get ridiculous: "Please explain why you support a government led by a man who 'forgot' he was informed long ago that a man is a serial sexual assaulter so he promoted him." Boris had to go. He would not go on his own. Perhaps he is a "rat leaving the sinking ship," but that is politics. Watch how Angela and the rest squirm whenever they are reminded that they supported Mad Racist Jeremy and his policies.

Did anyone really think, in a parliamentary system, that Boris could survive this "third strike?" Boris perhaps, but I think My Team can score 174leenty runs in the bottom of the ninth, too.

After that we have Some Other Woman who may have fucked up less than Liz. Then There is This Guy Proud He Never was with Boris.

I suspect it will be Sumack and Some Other Woman, but recall I predicted that Boris would not be able to serve as a "caretaker" PM a week ago, which means he would be out.

For that mistake, I, of course, blame Hal.

In the rain.

– J.D.

[Ben Trovado]

Liz Truss is a beacon of hope for stupid people everywhere. She's living proof that it's possible to rise to a top job, despite being as thick as pigshit.

She is my hero.

[Doctor X]

Lord Frost and the far right of the party are urging Kemi Badenoch to withdraw from the race in favour of the white woma Liz "Disgraceful cheese" Trussed

Missed this looking for evidences – you're welcome – of vaccines creating variants that existed before their existence.

Frosty the Snowjob – work with me here – also tossed the Other Woman under the bus per Our Colonial News Organization:

Lord Frost - who worked with Ms Mordaunt when he negotiated the UK's exit from the EU - said he "would have grave reservations" about her as prime minister.

"I'm sorry to say this, she did not master the necessary detail in the negotiations last year," Lord Frost told Talk TV on Thursday.

Ouch. Which means this will come down to Poison Sumack – see what I did there? – and, well, Liz "Disgraceful cheese" Trussed.

Sure you lot do not want to join Our Empire? I mean, it is not like Strokin' Joe can get more demented, right?

Right?





What?

– J.D.

[Giz]

Pity. I rather liked badenoch.

[Doctor X]

Why?

What has she done?

– J.D.

[asthmatic camel]

Whatever one thinks about Scottish independence, the SNP are a load of delusional twats. I fear the worse thing to happen to them is to gain independence, since then they lose their "point" and must actually make it work.

Which they have thus far failed to do. Given their Moonbat view of reality, this failure shall continue. If they did not suck at the basics, this would have been over ten years ago.

Now imagine if Brexit failed by a similar margin, and Boris, Madam Farage, and others every two years demanded a new referendum for "reasons."

Maybe they should just claim the Russians stole it.

– J.D.

Indeed. They had their chance and lost. It's time the boring fuckers bowed out so that their single issue politics ceases to impact the 92% of the population that is not Scottish.

[Hotarubi]

Why?

What has she done?

– J.D.

Been average.