We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we.....

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We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we.....

Post by Bruce »

This phrase needs an update. We've done so much more than put a man on the moon.

We've decoded the entire human genome.

We've theorized the existence of black holes and proven they're real.

We've built bionic eyes and given sight to the blind.

We've built an orbiting telescope that can see to the edge on the universe.

We've built affordable hand held internet accessible computers that can communicate with anyone, anywhere in the world.

So why can't we invent a pair of pants that can fit a man with a big belly and no ass?

Don't tell me there isn't a big enough market! :x
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Re: We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we.....

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I found this:

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-fat- ... rian-parra

But it pissed me off even more. I know I can buy a bunch of cloths made for skinny people and spend a ton of money to have them altered. Fuck you, fashion man. Make clothes that fit me right in the first place.
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Re: We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we.....

Post by Ben Trovado »

He speaks for us all.

That saying, though, is why we stopped sending man to the moon.
That and not being able to find any space suits that fit.
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Argumentum ad lunam

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[Jim Marchand – Ed.]

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Why can’t we get men to lose belly fat and exercise their ass muscles?
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Get some silicone ass implants.

Problem solved.
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robinson wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:13 pm Why can’t we get men to lose belly fat and exercise their ass muscles?
How are we going to fight the Chinese?
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King of the Hill has an entire episode about Hank needing some help with the lack of an ass. Seriously, it was fucking great TV
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robinson wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:38 pm King of the Hill has an entire episode about Hank needing some help with the lack of an ass. Seriously, it was fucking great TV
Need to find that episode. Sounds awesome.
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– J.D.
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Post by asthmatic camel »

I too possess no ass, (although I don't have a particularly big belly). Tried cycling shorts? I wear them all the time. Something like this should do the trick: the elasticated waist may fit comfortably under your gut.

https://i.imgur.com/flF72Tm.jpg
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Girls at school with no tits used to stuff socks down their bras. Why not try that with your trolleys. Shouldn't be a big deal seeing as you already do it at the front.
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Just inhale and hold it until no one is looking.

http://static.skaip.org/img/emoticons/1 ... cleman.gif

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Love the Hebrew subtitles.

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