A Thought for the Day

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:07 am

I know there is. This is more unusual.

Queen Elizabeth II, about to cut a cake with a ceremonial sword, responding to a flunky who told her a standard knife was available

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:03 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 10:54 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:21 am

Adios, dickheads.

– John Lawrence, Cobra Kai

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:48 am

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:24 am

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:35 am

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– J. "Sweep the Leg, Johnny!" D.

Tommy D · Post by **Tommy D** » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:28 am

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MOTHER FUCKER!

Billy Batts · Post by **Billy Batts** » Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:34 am

Now go get your fucking shine box!

Henry · Post by **Henry** » Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:41 am

It's amongst the Italians...real greaseball shit.

Karen · Post by **Karen** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:00 am

https://c.tenor.com/LQmgLOwyLUcAAAAC/ka ... fellas.gif

DO . . . YOU . . . LOVE . . . HER?!!!!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:17 am

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Someone needs to tell that to Mr. Buchen.

I am not bitter.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:52 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/MumblingNerd/status/1573624218784350208?t=aZkj8jdLfSXg6Atoy5oezw&s=19

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:54 pm

So he has been in . . .

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

. . . convenient?

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:49 pm

. . . continent?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:49 pm

TMI.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 5:08 pm

Conceivable.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:19 am

Sufferable.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 4:37 am

Doubt.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:58 am

@MumblingPun
Why do we spend the first few years teaching children to walk and talk, and the next decade telling them to sit down and shut up?

Jimmy the Gent · Post by **Jimmy the Gent** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:22 pm

Billy Batts wrote: ↑Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:34 am Now go get your fucking shine box!

Now now, now now, you insulted him a little bit.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:32 pm

https://i.imgur.com/0orKWGS.jpg

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:55 pm

I helped all of my friends move, more than once. Am I the "moving friend"? No.

I helped paint three of their houses. Am I the "painting friend"? No.

I was the designated driver all through college and law school. Am I the "driver friend"? No.

But lock a woman in your basement just ONE time. . . .

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:49 am

Twit: https://twitter.com/30SECVlDEOS/status/1574923033328099328?t=EcoMutpL-u1kj6THqAOMhg&s=19

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 4:09 pm

It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy

- George Orwell, 1984

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:17 pm

Billboard I saw today.

ROADS ARE RACIST!
BAN TRANSPORTATION!

While I was driving home on I-480 in a construction zone.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:04 pm

Most roads are black. White people drive on them. Therefore, white people are showing their disregard for black people.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:25 pm

The billboard was black with white lettering. QED.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:56 pm

BUT THE YELLOW ARE DOWN THE MIDDLE AND TELLING PEOPLE S WHERE TO GO!!1!!!!

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 9:51 pm

It is a reference to something Pete B uttered in 2021.

Anyway:

https://i.imgur.com/qvGMmQP.jpg

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:47 am

Bad brain chemistry methinks.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:28 am

More likely bad batch of meth.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:16 am

So he had a bad method?

Meanwhile . . . in Pyorrhea:

https://i.imgur.com/oiyUbtT.png

Yes, and it sucked.

But Judge Wapner?

Excellent.

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:36 pm

Moby Dick did suck.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:38 pm

I recently explained to a foreigner that the only reason that drek is taught is because it the US is young and does not have a long history of early literature that allows one to choose better, it is safe, and it is Christian.

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:33 pm

Don't get me started on Hawthorne, either.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:00 pm

Had to read Great Expectations before I was old enough to grok the sarcasm, bitterness, and irony.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:24 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:00 pm Had to read Great Expectations before I was old enough to grok the sarcasm, bitterness, and irony.

So . . . it wasn't all you were hoping for?

. . . I'll get my hat.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:07 pm

We had to write reports on characterizations and then make sentence diagrams.

I got a "D".

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:41 pm

Then you finally knew how Pip felt