Important Health Alert

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Tommy Palven
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Important Health Alert

Post by Tommy Palven »

THE TOM PALVEN FUND

Dear Friends,

As the Covid-19 virus continues to mutate and accelerate, it is more important than ever to stop touching one's face.

When one transfers a coronavirus to one's face and contracts a Covid-19 variant, one becomes a spreader of this disease.

The science against touching one's face is undeniable, and to try to deny this science is both ignorant and misanthropic, as you are endangering not only your own life, but the lives of countless others.
https://www.umms.org/coronavirus/what-t ... touch-face

Don't be a science-denier. Just follow these 11 simple steps.
https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Touching-Your-Face

To support this message, please consider a contribution to the Tom Palven Covid-19 Pandemic Hysteria Fund
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Carr
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Had hoped you wouldn't be a hard case.
Tommy Palven
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Carr wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:14 am Had hoped you wouldn't be a hard case.
"Hope springs eternal within the human breast," so said Alexander Pope, and that was later used as a good line in Casey at the Bat.
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Back sassin'?
Tommy Palven
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Carr wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:14 am Had hoped you wouldn't be a hard case.
Is it okay for me to touch my face now?
Ben Trovado
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Unless someone else volunteers, I'd say the job is yours if you want it.
Tommy Palven
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Re: Important Health Alert

Post by Tommy Palven »

Ben Trovado wrote: Sat Nov 12, 2022 5:40 pm Unless someone else volunteers, I'd say the job is yours if you want it.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=to ... ORM=VDRVRV
Tommy Palven
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Re: Important Health Alert

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Ben Trovado wrote: Sat Nov 12, 2022 5:40 pm Unless someone else volunteers, I'd say the job is yours if you want it.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me:
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=to ... ORM=VDRVRV
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