Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:45 am

This is more amusing. . .

. . . to me.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:46 am

:meananim:

Tommy Palven · Post by **Tommy Palven** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 9:49 am

Tommy Palven wrote: ↑Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:24 pm Last week number one draft pick Trevor Lawrence demonstrated an ability to complete short passes to wide-open receivers. Period.

He does not seem to have the one-in-a-million capability to instantly see an open receiver and fire an accurate dart to him, like an Aaron Rogers, Peyton Manning, Patrick Mahomes, or Tom Brady, and this is something that cannot be taught.

If this be treason make the most of it!

It seems that Trevor Lawrence is still treated like God.

Like, when a plane goes down and one baby survives, lots of people are saying "God saved that baby!"

How come God didn't save the other 179 passengers? God gets all the credit and none of the blame.

Last Sunday Trevor Larence completed one beautiful long pass and Tony Romo is going "Wow, what a perfect pass. Trevor Lawrence is going to be a generational quarterback for the Jaguars," or words to that effect.

He doesn't mention the passes that were thrown high, low, or behind the receiver, and Lawrence doesn't get any of the blame.

Yes, he was a great college quarterback like Tim Tebow when he was playing along side of Etienne, and all the pieces fit, but I hate to say it, it doesn't look like he will develop into another Patrick Mahomes.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:52 pm

Well they can't all be Johnny Football...

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 9:45 pm

For Week 11, I pick the Cowgirls.

Now now, relax, I'm pretty sure the Patriots are immune to jinxes from Cleveland.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 11:15 pm

Viqueens

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 5:49 am

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:48 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:06 am :bricks: Current Week Ten Standings:

23 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (6), LVR (2), Dal (6), MP (1)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

– J. "Fight Club!" D.

You forgot to give me Tits. I should have 6 more points. For that matter I do not think anyone else who picked Tits that week received that points.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 1:27 pm

Grammatron wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:48 amCurrent Week Ten Standings:

Do you really . . . deserve it?

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 5:44 pm

Everyone deserves tits

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:56 pm

:bricks: Week Eleven Standings:

38 Doctor X Dal (6), LAC (5), MP (1), Mia (7), ATL (4), SF (5), MP (1), LAR (3), Buf (6)

36 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (7), LVR (2), Dal (6), MP (1), Ten (6), Buf (6)

34 Enchantress TB (5), Dal (6), SF (5), NYG (7), Ten (6), LAC (5)
32 DJ NO (3), Bal (6), Cin (5), Dal (6), NYJ (6), Ten (6)
32 Anaxagoras Az (3), Ten (6), Bal (6), KC (7), NYG (7), NO (3)
30 Hotarubi Dal (6), Ten (6), JAX (3), Cin (5), GB (4), Buf (6)
30 Radrick LAR (3), LAC (5), Den (3), NYG (7), Ten (6), Buf (6)

29 izittrue LAC (5), TB (5), Bal (6), NYG (7), Ten (6)
25.5 shemp LAC (5), Dal (6), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

9 Pyrrho LAC (5), GB (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X, the Humble Yet MagNIfIcent, Snears "I Can See Through Your Every Move!" to Gram

– J. "も遅い!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 5:32 am

:Waaaah: Week 11 Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	ViQueens	:D
Radrick	ViQueens	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	ViQueens	:D
*Pyrrho	Cowgirls	:Waaaah:
*Enchantress	ViQueens	:D
Hotarubi the Honourable	Regrets	:D
izittrue	Cowgirls	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Pissburough	:D
DJ	ViQueens	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Nov 19, 2022 2:52 pm

Viqueens.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 1:57 am

Cowgirls

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:42 am

Well, now you are fucked, Pyrrho.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 9:10 am

That's okay, I thought they were playing against the Patriots. Need to get my mind right.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 9:19 am

– J.D.

P.S.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 5:35 pm

Pissburgh

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 8:35 pm

Aiming high then.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 9:08 pm

The ever-loving fuck?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:40 pm

:bluesad:

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 1:07 am

Think about how rich you can be betting against yourself.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 12:38 pm

Yeah but one must consider the izittrue factor.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 12:47 pm

You have a mulligan.

Just ask izittrue how not to use it.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Nov 22, 2022 4:03 am

Viqueens only score 3? Fuk. I wonder if I pick a loser would it jinx a real bet on draft kings? Perhaps I could make money gambling?

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:52 pm

Think I'll pick the Bungles this week

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 4:45 pm

Swills

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:16 pm

Gnats.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 8:17 pm

Gnats

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:39 am

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:44 am

:Waaaah: Week 12 Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	Bungles	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Cowgirls	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Gnats	:D
*Pyrrho	Swills	:Waaaah:
*Enchantress the Excrement Eater	Flats	:D
Hotarubi	Gnats	:D
izittrue the intestine instigator	Flats	:D
Grammatron	Gnats	:D
DJ	Gnats	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:43 am

:bricks: Week Twelve Standings:

50 Doctor X Dal (7), LAC (5), MP (1), Mia (7), ATL (5), SF (6), MP (1), LAR (3), Buf (7), Min (8)

46 DJ NO (4), Bal (7), Cin (6), Dal (7), NYJ (6), Ten (7), MP (1), Min (8)
45 Enchantress TB (5), Dal (7), SF (6), NYG (7), Ten (7), LAC (5), Min (8)
45 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (7), KC (8), NYG (7), NO (4), Min (8)

43 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (7), LVR (3), Dal (7), MP (1), Ten (7), Buf (7), Pit (3)
41 Hotarubi Dal (7), Ten (7), JAX (3), Cin (6), GB (4), Buf (7), MP (1), NYJ (6)
41 Radrick LAR (3), LAC (5), Den (4), NYG (7), Ten (7), Buf (7), Min (8)

31 izittrue LAC (5), TB (5), Bal (7), NYG (7), Ten (7)

26.5 shemp LAC (5), Dal (7), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

9 Pyrrho LAC (5), GB (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X, the Humble Yet MagNIfIcent, Welcomes DJ, the Humble and InsigNIfIcent, "to the Runway of Death!"

– J. "He and His Friends have been Living in the Sewers Under Honnō Town!" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 3:08 pm

Patriots to lose to viqueens. You’re welcome DocX

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:24 am

That was a fucking touch down.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 5:58 pm

I jinxed something I’m sure of that.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:35 pm

Well you jinxed Tom Brady...

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:39 pm

The fuck are the FJags doing?

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:41 pm

Genius!!1!!

Never had a doubt.

– J.D.

P.S. Still 14 seconds and two time outs. . . . https://i.imgur.com/gINx4Lx.gif

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:43 pm

67 yards.

Chip shot.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:44 pm

Comes up short!

That's what she said!

– J.D.

P.S. No, I did not over pull the espresso . . . why DO YN#Y MY CRYAONS!!!