Trolley problem

[Doctor X]

We HAD more under Trump.




How is that Regret coming along?

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Let's think outside the box.

What we obviously need are MORE TROLLEYS.

Why not less rails? More cost effective.

[Doctor X]

That will lead to strikes from the railway workers.






Too soon?

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

That will lead to strikes from the railway workers.






Too soon?

– J.D.

Use railway workers as rails. Even cheaper.

2 problems. One solution.

[Doctor X]

Have you not heard?

The workers are off the rails.

– J.D.

[robinson]

“There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two (and only two) options…”

I choose a giant helicopter swoops down and picks up the trolly, saving everyone!

“What? Where did you get the helicopter?”

Same place you got the fucking trolley

[Hotarubi]

Have you not heard?

The workers are off the rails.

– J.D.

Not enough training.

[robinson]

I was taught to “think outside the box”

The “box” is believing the person asking the Trolly problem has control over you, restricting your choices

To me, the real problem is letting people dictate what you are limited to do

This point is often reached very early on

Recognizing when and where to make a sideways move is an essential survival skill when surrounded by Assholes

[shemp]

Absurd Trolley Problems

[Pyrrho]

A.I. is no help.

https://i.imgur.com/8J3QZ4v.png

[Doctor X]

It is correct.

The trolley always wins.

Only the trolley wins.

– J.D.

[robinson]

Absurd Trolley Problems

What was your kill count?

[Pyrrho]

https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania ... 28083d8591

EAST PALESTINE, Ohio (AP) — A train derailment and resulting large fire prompted an evacuation order and a declaration of a state of emergency in an Ohio village near the Pennsylvania state line, covering the area in billows of smoke lit orange by the flames below.

About 50 cars derailed in East Palestine as a train was carrying a variety of freight from Madison, Illinois, to Conway, Pennsylvania, rail operator Norfolk Southern said in a statement Saturday. There was no immediate information about what caused the derailment. No injuries were reported.

[Ben Trovado]

Some view the trolley problem one way, some another.

My view has always been that we need more trolleys.

[Hotarubi]

Some view the trolley problem one way, some another.

My view has always been that we need more trolleys.

Why not less rails? More cost effective.

[Ben Trovado]

Some view the trolley problem one way, some another.

My view has always been that we need more trolleys.

Why not less rails? More cost effective.

What would you tie the people to?

[Hotarubi]

Some view the trolley problem one way, some another.

My view has always been that we need more trolleys.

Why not less rails? More cost effective.

What would you tie the people to?

Big staples, glue, Jewish mind control lasers etc.