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Marian
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Post by Marian »

Bukkake?
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Post by Dappadee »

Bukkake?
:lol: Best check the small print, does it say anything about several men visiting you with a small eager Japanese girl (usually wearing glasses)?
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Post by Nigel »

Abdul Alhazred wrote: What's with some folks?
Answer that, and you may win a Nobel Prize.
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Post by ratbag »

I blame porn films.
Typically, the guy pulls out at the last moment and empties (what looks like) half a pint of wallpaper paste onto the girl(s).
My view is, no one's going to see it, where I put it*, so why bother?

Rat

* answers on a postcard to the usual address
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Post by DrMatt »

These are just scams which somehow make money. About 50 times a day I get spams from "Lisa" or "Julie" or "Amanda", all of whom used to be ashamed of the size of their penis, thank my internal read-only routing address for opting in, have a great way to refinance the mortgage on my rental apartment for US$400000, have an exclusive line on herbal remedies, have an exclusive stock tip, and are upset because I never answer any of the young Russian mail-order brides whose photos they keep sending me. Oh, and it's always the absolute last chance for me to respond to them. :lol:
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Post by asthmatic camel »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
ratbag wrote:I blame porn films. ...

My best porn is in my head. :D
Ummm, Abdul, does it involve express trains entering tunnels by any chance? Just curious.
Mulebear
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Post by Mulebear »

Actually, the "increase the volume of your ejaculation" spam plays on fear the same way that "get a huge penis" spam does. Men who are afraid that they don't measure up will, out of desperation, fall for the penis size scams. They know they don't work, but deep down they have hope that they will, so they gamble a few dollars chasing a fantasy of getting a huge johnson.

The "ejaculation" spam plays on the fears of men with low sperm count or men with poor sperm motility. These are desperate men who want to have children, but so far have been unable to. They come to believe that there is something horribly wrong with them and will try anything, no matter how improbable or preposterous to remedy the situation. The spammers are feeding on their fear, which, in my opinion, is despicable.
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Post by Mulebear »

The best thing to do is get yourself a damn good spam filter. Your ISP may provide various levels of spam filtering at their end. If you are using Outlook, then you should check out some of the fiters that work with it. Through a combination of spam filters I get all my junk mail deliviered to one specific folder that is easy to maintain. This allows all of my legitimate mail to come through without any problems.

By the way, Outlook used to be really crappy, but Microsoft really improved the 2003 version of Outllook.

And yes, it is good to be gay.
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Post by Doctor X »

Yeah . . . someone needed to remove the bearded women and the ones that look like a train ran over their face from "the pool."

I think it is not "low sperm count." It is the "bigger/more" theory. The belief that the more ejaculate the longer the orgasm.

In the . . . er . . . well . . . you know.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. . . .

--J.D.
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Post by Skeptoid »

Mulebear wrote:They come to believe...
You said "come". Uh-huh... uh-huh-huh... http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/ ... beavis.gif
Mulebear
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Post by Mulebear »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mulebear wrote:And yes, it is good to be gay.
I love being gay in Chicago. New York, Tel Aviv, Tokyo or London would be OK too. So glad it's not Damascus or Islamabad (no no no Islama GOOD).
I live in a smalll city outside of Atlanta. We gots us all kinda people. Fags, lesbos, breeders, wops, chinks, wasps, spics, frogs, J.A.P.s, rag heads, canucks, yankees, negroes, lie-brals, warmongers, and godless heathens. Now, if we could get rid of the Christians, it would be paradise.

Interestingly, two of our eight city councilmembers are openly gay.
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Post by ratbag »

Mulebear wrote: I live in a smalll city outside of Atlanta. We gots us all kinda people. Fags, lesbos, breeders, wops, chinks, wasps, spics, frogs, J.A.P.s, rag heads, canucks, yankees, negroes, lie-brals, warmongers, and godless heathens. Now, if we could get rid of the Christians, it would be paradise.
Hmmm........No limeys?

They say that in heaven:

* The police are British
* The cooks are French
* The engineers are German
* The administrators are Swiss
* The lovers are Italian

In Hell:

* The police are German
* The cooks are British
* The engineers are Italian
* The administrators are French
* The lovers are Swiss

Rat
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Post by Mulebear »

ratbag wrote:Hmmm........No limeys?

Rat
Hell no. Slimey bastards.

(Actually, one lives around the corner from me. But, don't tell anyone. It's embarrasing.)
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Post by Mulebear »

This is why I don't eat spam. The last thing I want to see when I cut into something is it ejaculating.
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Post by Luke T. »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Marian wrote:Bukkake?
Just googled "Bukkake". Oy veh!

Are straight guys typically into this, or is it as bizarre as I think?
I'm not into it in film, but I did accidentally spunk on my second wife's face once and thought it was pretty damn awesome.
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Post by Mulebear »

Luke T. wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Marian wrote:Bukkake?
Just googled "Bukkake". Oy veh!

Are straight guys typically into this, or is it as bizarre as I think?
I'm not into it in film, but I did accidentally spunk on my second wife's face once and thought it was pretty damn awesome.
TMI!

WTMI!
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Post by Coz »

Bukkake (from the Japanese verb ぶっかける, bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour") is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns to ejaculate on a person. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. When the term bukkake is used in Japan, it usually refers to a method of preparing noodles and not the sexual act.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake

Note to self - next time i'm at the local sushi place, never, ever say that word. :shock:
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Post by Dappadee »

I'm not into it in film, but I did accidentally spunk on my second wife's face once and thought it was pretty damn awesome.
Rock on Luke!! I have done the same thing a number of times (although I don't think I could do it to my current partner.) I actually did it to one of my ex's the same day I kicked her to the curb for cheating, damn it felt good. :D
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Re: Spam WTF -- Increase the volume of your ejaculation

Post by kerberos »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Been getting a bunch of these lately. WTF is the point of this?
Well with sperm donations they pay you for volume (a friend told me). :P
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Post by RCC »

Mulebear wrote:
ratbag wrote:Hmmm........No limeys?

Rat
Hell no. Slimey bastards.

(Actually, one lives around the corner from me. But, don't tell anyone. It's embarrasing.)
Heh...

I had a weird moment this morning. In my immediate neighborhood the people across the street are total rednecks, next to them are an asian couple that I think have a few chickens as pets. One next door neighbor is a gay couple, and the other was a family of four with an SUV sporting a Jesus fish...

Today I saw a "for sale" sign on the family of four's front lawn. Horray!!!

I hope we get someone normal next time. I can't have these waspy Xians fucking up my neighborhood...

More on point: Am I the only hetersexual that has exactly zero interest in... um... delivering a facial?

I mean, if I'm playing for the other side I'd like to figure it out as soon as possible... I hear Abdul likes hairy men....
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Post by Kilted_Canuck »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Marian wrote:Bukkake?

Are straight guys typically into this, or is it as bizarre as I think?


Hell no, its quite bizzare.