From Games Magazine back in 2001

[whitefork]

I don't recall seeing it here.

FRACTURED MOVIES CONTEST:
(from Games Magazine - After 1/2/2001, this is not a contest, just a puzzle.)

The thirty phrases below are all names of movies, so the speak.
We've translated each title into its (approximate) phonetic equivalent
by combining words that, when read together, sound like the name of a
well known movie. We've also removed one word from each phrase and
replaced it with a blank.

Your task is to decode the movie titles, filling in each blank with the
appropriate word. The missing words, along with two extras, appear above.
Once all the words are correctly filled in, the letters in the two unused
words can be rearranged to spell the first and last names of a popular
movie star; his or her name is the answer to the contest.

EXAMPLE
Suppose a fractured title reads "treed hay _____ icon door".
If you fill in the blank with the word SOFA, the phrase, when read aloud,
will sound like "Three Days of the Condor", a familiar movie title.

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ACID DENTURE GAELIC OVEN
ACNE DIVORCED GRANDLY PEARL
ANTOINE EARACHE HABIT QUOTA
CAYENNE EIGHTY-FOUR HERSHEY RAPIER
COMPUTE FANG IMUS REASON
DEEDLESS FOREHEAD INFORM SEUSS
DELETE FUNNIES MALLET SONNET
DELICATE FUZZ NUTTY SURRENDERED

.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

1. house _______ hug roof pack
2. aim era _______ he
3. eat tap ______ Nate
4. _______ Elmer made
5. fee _______ up otter
6. enough is ___________ channel Maine
7. _________ Oz Lee hastens
8. inch Andy day ________
9. on oh ah-choo ________ soma
10. _________ on sign label deaf Francis
11. thumb ________ pheasants heaven
12. strained cheer _________ reign
13. hoof rim chore _________

(I think this is incorrect, should be "hoof rim draw chore ----------" but who knows)

14. daub Ellen dame _________
15. goop ______ dirge hips
16. lie _________ fort Shaw Claude
17. ask hoot _______ cats
18. lore in sofa _______
19. mirror colon there _________ wheat
20. gay _______ comment who tenor
21. _______ Gary sonar
22. ducked _______ Fargo
23. thug __________ say
24. thaw haunt __________ duct doper
25. Luke ________ Easter cooed bore
26. ____________ ascots he
27. twill ________ cream hen
28. _________ sick west
29. brag vested tea ________
30. _______ tell jig kitty

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

ACID DENTURE GAELIC OVEN
ACNE DIVORCED GRANDLY PEARL
ANTOINE EARACHE HABIT QUOTA
CAYENNE EIGHTY-FOUR HERSHEY RAPIER
COMPUTE FANG IMUS REASON
DEEDLESS FOREHEAD INFORM SEUSS
DELETE FUNNIES MALLET SONNET
DELICATE FUZZ NUTTY SURRENDERED

.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

1. house delicate hug roof pack – How Stella got her Groove back (ridiculous)
2. aim era compute he - American beauty
3. eat tap antoine Nate – It happened one night
4. Delete Elmer made- The Little Mermaid
5. fee fuzz up otter – Viva Zapata
6. enough is oven channel Maine – officer and a gentleman
7. Denture Oz Lee hastens – Dangerous Liaisons
8. inch Andy day Pearl – Enchanted April
9. on oh ah-choo deedless soma – I know what you did last summer (Can we have slightly worthy movies please – dickhead)
10. Earache on sign label deaf Francis – Irreconcilable differences (ditto)
11. thumb acne pheasants heaven The magnificent Seven
12. strained cheer sonnet reign - Strangers on A Train
13. hoof rim draw chore Habit - Who Framed roger Rabbit

(I think this is incorrect, should be "hoof rim draw chore ----------" but who knows)

14. daub Ellen dame nutty – Double Indemnity
15. goop imus dirge hips – Goodbye Mr Chips
16. lie quota fort Shaw Claude – Like water for chocolate (Fuck off)
17. ask hoot acid cats – As good as it gets
18. lore in sofa Rapier - Lawrence of Arabia
19. mirror colon there Divorced wheat - Miracle on 34th Street
20. gay Seuss comment who tenor – Guess Who’s coming to dinner
21. Reason Gary sonar – Raising Arizona
22. ducked Hershey Fargo - Dr Zhivago
23. thug eighty-four say – The Gay divorcee
24. thaw haunt forehead duct doper – The Hunt for Red October
25. Luke inform Easter cooed bore – Looking for Mr Goodbar
26. ____________ ascots he
27. twill Fang cream hen – 12 Angry Men
28. Gaelic sick west – Galaxy Quest
29. brag vested tea Funnies – Breakfast at Tiffany’s
30. Mallet tell jig kitty – My little Chickadee

I've absolutely no idea what 26 is. I bet it's some pretentious American arty bullshit that no-one's ever heard of.

That leaves GRANDLY SURRENDERED CAYENNE.


I don't care who the actor/actress is either.


I win.

[whitefork]

6 is wrong
26 was mentioned by Luke T recently.

And the guy who gave us "Vlad the Impala" is complaining?

[ed]

And the guy who gave us "Vlad the Impala" is complaining?

Will never be forgot. :x

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

6 is wrong

6. enough is surrender channel Maine – officer and a gentleman.

Leaves Oven. Grandly. Cayenne

So - That's Danny Glover

26 was mentioned by Luke T recently.

Cayenne Ascots he.


That looks nothing like "Retarded Canadians."

And the guy who gave us "Vlad the Impala" is complaining?

T'was a thing of sublime beauty.

[whitefork]

need some salvia for that auditory problem?

[mcory]

So what is the answer? It's driving me crazy. I got all the other ones...but what movie is CAYENNE ASCOTS HE supposed to be???

[Nyarlathotep]

So what is the answer? It's driving me crazy. I got all the other ones...but what movie is CAYENNE ASCOTS HE supposed to be???

Koyaanisqatsi

AKA 85 Minutes Of Your Life You Will Never, Ever, Get Back